Chapter 4

And when the scene now goes to thunder, Alex sees a scary animal that is messing with the wires on the plane.

Alex screamed "AAHH!! Gremlin!"

After the plane was out of the cloudy skies it turns out that Alex had a dream, and it turned out that it was just Mort.

Alex sighed in relief "Hey, Mort."

Mort said "Hi!" He screamed when he flew off.

Alex closed the window's curtains then whispered "That was weird."

Marty said "Hey, somebody's dreaming, huh."

Alex said "I think I just saw Mort on the wing of the plane."

Melman said "You got Madagascar on the brain.

Then everyone then all talk at once

Gloria said "I know I'm gonna miss it."

Garfield said "I'm not."

Alex said "It was incredible. Yeah, I think it'll seem more fun the further we are from it."

Marty asked "Like when you bit me on the butt?"

Gloria laughs.

Alex said "I'm gonna take that thing you're holding onto and use it onstage. It's all part of my little actor's salad bar of emotional tidbits."

Marty asked "Are the butts next to the croutons at the salad bar?"

Everyone laughed.

Alex said "You don't need to be sarcastic, Marty."

Gloria said "Hey guys, you know. I was thinking. When we get back, I might sign up for the breeding program."

Melman asked "Breeding program?"

Gloria said "I think we rack each a point in our lives when we want to meet somebody. You know? Settle down, have a relationship."

Marty said "I can see that."

Melman asked "What?" He cleared his throat "Like dating?"

Gloria replied "Yeah, dating."

Melman asked "Oth-Other... oth-other guys?"

Gloria asked "What do you mean, other guys?"

Everyone looked at him.

Melman looked nervous "Darn it! I'm gonna...What is holding up that beverage service?! I'm gonna go check."

Gloria yawns as she is going to sleep "You all keep talking. I'm gonna catch a few winks."

Julien was watching plane fails "You see that? It's so funny! Oh, I like laughing! It's such a nice experience! To laugh!"

Melman poked his head in "Wow!"

Julien said "Whoa! Sorry. Do you mind going back? This is first class. It's nothing personal. We're just better than you." Then they began playing with the shrimp "Hey Maurice, I'm open! Hit me!"

Maurice said "He shoots, he scores!"

Melman asked "Is that Vivaldi?"

Julien said "Hey, in-flight slave."

Private asked "Can I help you, Mr. Mankiewicz?"

Julien replied "Bring me my nuts on a silver platter."

Melman said "We just wanted to checking on the drinks we ordered."

Private said "Oh, sorry. Been a little backed up."

Melman said "I guess I'll go back.."

Julien asked "Hey, what happened to your body? You're freaking me out! Can you please go over there, please? Thank you very much. What ever happened to the separation of the classes?"

Maurice said "Ah, I'm sure this democracy thing is just a fad."

In the meantime at the cockpit, a red light flashes as a buzz of warning for something wrong on the plane.

Skipper said "We'll go out for pineapple, my bobbly-headed boobily-boo."

Kowalski said "Skipper, look!"

Skipper said "Analysis."

Kowalski said "It looks like a small incandescent bulb; designed to indicate something out of the ordinary, like a malfunction."

Skipper said "I find it pretty and somewhat hypnotic."

Kowalski said "That too, sir."

Skipper said "Right! Rico? Manual! Mmm-hmm." He uses the manual to break the red light "Problemo solved."

Kowalski said "Sir, we may be out of fuel."

Skipper asked "What makes you think that?"

Kowalski said "We've lost engine one..." he looks at Wing #1 and sees that it stopped moving, Wing #2 has fire] "and engine two is no longer on fire."

Skipper said "Buckle up, boys."

Kowalski and Rico buckled their seatbelts

Skipper said "Don't look, doll. This might get hairy. Attention! This is your captain speaking. I've got good and bad news. The good news is, we'll be landing immediately. The bad news is, we're crash-landing."

And everyone, except Gloria, Mason and Phil, starts to scream for their death of an airplane falling!

Skipper said "When it comes to air travel, we know you have no choice whatsoever. But thanks again for choosing Air Penguin."

The boys are bumping as Alex, Marty, Garfield, odie Vic and Melman are still screaming! And Melman crashes with luggages

Julien was laughing as Maurice frightenedly buckles his seatbelt "Raise your arms, Maurice! It's more fun when you raise your arms like this" he continued laughing as he and Maurice come out of the plane and they have a parachute "I can fly!"

Alex said "This could be it, Marty! I just want you to know that you're truly a one-in-a-million friend!"

Marty said "Thanks, buddy! You're the best ever!"

Alex said "I know you won't mind when I tell you.."

Marty said "Go on. Tell me anything. Tell me what."

Alex said "I broke your iPod!"

Marty shouted "WHAT?!?"

Alex said "The buttons were so small! It made me mad!"

Marty screamed "Oh, no! The horror!!!"

Alex shouted "I'm sorry!"

Marty said "I'm gonna kill you, butt-biter!!"

Alex said "It was an accident! An accident!"

Marty said "Butt-biter!"

Melman screamed "I love you, Gloria! I always have!" Gloria snores as everything is going to calm down, Melman looks at Alex, Marty, Garfield, Odie, Vic, Mason, and Phil, who just watch and don't say anything "Like..." he sighed "Like you love the beach." He stammered "Or a good book. Or the beach."

The plane is still falling as Alex, Marty, Garfield, Odie, Vic and Melman are still screaming as they have beverages for Private.

Skipper said "My goodness, doll, you're shaking like a leaf. Rico! You've had your fun, pull up."

And the plane still flies as it enters Africa

Skipper said "Gear down. Gently now. You just want to kiss the ground. Just a peck, a smooch, like you'd kiss your sister."

But the plane hits the ground harder and begins to crash!

Skipper said "I said, kiss it!"

And the plane begin break in many pieces, as the front still stands.

Skipper said "Now just a little brake. Just a touch. A little whisper."

Mason and Phil are playing Chess on the plane

Mason said "I believe that's checkmate."

Alex, Garfield, Odie, Vic, Marty, and Melman continue screaming, while the plane is falling

Skipper said "Commence emergency landing procedure. Flaps up! Deploy!"

The plane lands slowly and touches the ground softly as the parachutes come down.

Then the masks dropped. Gloria woke up.

Gloria said "Oh, we're here." He asked confused "What in the world? What happened to the plane? What did y'all do to the plane?"

She saw that Melaman was using the mask in fear.

Melman asked muffled "Is this thing ever working?

Marty said "I'm OK. I'm alive."

Melman asked muffled "Hey guys?"

Gloria said "I can't even sleep for a minute. You know what? This is not JFK. I don't think."

Alex said "Wow."

Skipper said as Alex watched "Kowalski, casualty report."

Kowalski said "Two passengers unaccounted for Skipper."

Skipper said "That's a number I can live with. Good landing, boys! Who says a penguin can't fly?" All give a High-5!

Alex watches Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, and Private giving High 5's

Alex said as he walks up close "Hey, happy slappers! Is there some reason to celebrate? Look at the plane!"

Skipper said "We'll fix it.0

Alex asked "Fix it? How are you gonna fix this?"

Skipper replied "Grit, spit and a whole lot of duct tape. We should be up and running in, say, six to nine months."

Alex asked "Sixty-nine months?!"

Skipper corrected "No, six to nine months. Kowalski, I say we use this setback to our advantage."

Alex asked "Where'd you get that number?"

Skipper replied "I want you to reconfigure the design."

Alex asked "How do you estimate that?"

Skipper said "Pretty boy! Why don't you and your friends dig a latrine? Maybe find water."

Alex said "Hold on a second. Who made you king of the plane wreck?"

Skipper asked "Excuse me?" Rico pulls out a pocket knife "Fine. You can be in charge. You fix the plane."

Alex asked "Who gives you the authority to put me in charge?"

Skipper said "OK, then I'll remain in charge."

Rico puts away the pocket knife

Alex said "Yeah. That's right. You will remain in charge."

Skipper said "You and your hippie friends stay out of our hair."

Alex said "Correcto-mundo. Because I decided to."

Skipper said "Good for you."

Alex said "Well, guess what? This discussion isn't over." He leaves.

Skipper said "Higher mammals!" Mason and Phil are still playing chess after the plane had crashed in Africa "You stay with us. We could use your front cortexes and opposable thumbs."

Mason said "Phil! I should wash your hands out with soap."

Gloria said "How in the hello are they gonna fix this plane?!"

Alex said "You know, grit and spit and spit. A lot of spit and grit and stick-to-it-iveness."

Marty said "That don't sound too promising."

Alex said "You're right. We're stuck here."

Marty said "Hey guys, as long as we're together, we'll be OK."

Alex said "Yeah. Yeah. But love ain't gonna get us home, guys."

Tour Guide said "Behold! The lion!"

Alex said "Hey, it's People!"

Tour Guide said "There is much to see. Moving on."

Alex said "Wait, wait, wait! People! They'll help us! Wait up! People! Stop! Help us!

Alex said "Hey, wait! If you stop, I'll autograph those!"

Nana said "I know you!"

Alex said "You."

Nana said "It's the bad kitty!"

Nana uses her handbag to attack Alex as he throws her out of the jeep!

Alex shouted "Give me that!"

Alex karate yells and punches Nana

Alex shouted "How do you like some of that?!"

Nana punches Alex as Alex still fights Nana. And for a big hit, Alex spits his tooth, while Nana spits her chattering teeth.

Nana said "Ho, ho! Uno, dos, tres!!"

Nana uses a log to attack, but Alex deflects it and uses a rock.

Alex said "Ah-ha ha!"

Nana said "Come in, Tokyo!"

Nana uses a pinch on Alex as a rock drops on his head

Alex shouted "Yeow! Owww!" And Nana kicks Alex's butt, harassing Alex, and the people are cheering

Marty said "Right in the batteries!"

Nana said "You think an old lady can't take care of herself?" She puts her chattering teeth in her mouth "Next time, I won't go so easy on you! Thank you, dear.

Tour Guide said "Moving on!"

Gloria said "Are you out of your mind?! We need their help, and you're harassing little old ladies!?"

As he was talking, the others looked to see a new view.

Alex said "Out of my mind?" He looks through the purse then got out a phone then pressed some buttons "Who's out of my mind now?"

Marty said "See if you can get an operator."

Alex said "No problem. Out of my mind. We're going home."

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