Garfield meets SpongeBob (again)/Kikimora's Empire

(Garfield was lying down asleep somewhere, as a familiar voice was heard singing outside.)

SpongeBob's Voice: (singing) Just thinking about tomorrow Clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow 'Til there's none When I'm stuck with a day That's gray And lonely

Garfield: (groans) SpongeBob, stop with the singing, will you?

(His eyes opened up in realization.)

SpongeBob's Voice: (singing) I just stick out my chin, And grin, And say

Garfield: SpongeBob!

(He hit his head on the ceiling.)

Garfield: Ow!

(He then looked and found out he was in some sort of cage on wheels.)

SpongeBob's Voice: (singing) Oh, the sun'll come out tomorrow So you gotta hang on 'til tomorrow

(He peeked and saw SpongeBob, fuzzier, pulling the carriage he was in.)

SpongeBob: (singing) Come what may Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, Tomorrow!

Garfield: SpongeBob, where am I? What's happening?

(There were two witches on top of the cage in charge of driving.)

Cage Witch #1: (hits Garfield with her broom) Quiet down there! Oh, I hate this song.

(She whipped SpongeBob, making him yelp as he sang a different song.)

SpongeBob: (singing) But I made up my mind I'm keeping my baby Ooooh

Cage Witch #2: Yeah, I'm driving, so I'm in charge of the music.

(She took the instrument of torture and gave SpongeBob another lash.)

SpongeBob: Will you witches make up your mind?

(The only response was another lash.)

SpongeBob: (singing) No matter what they take from me

(The second witch grinned, apparently liking the song as she nudged her partner, who also liked the song. They even started to sing along.)

SpongeBob and Witches: (singing) They can't take away my dignity Because the greatest love of all

Garfield: SpongeBob? What's going on? Do you know where Pomni is?

(As the witches kept singing, SpongeBob quietly spoke to him.)

SpongeBob: Quiet, cat! You're gonna get me in trouble and I need this job. I am not going back to work for Old MacDonald. Tell me to E-I-E-I-O. "E-I-E-I-No!" That's what I said.

Garfield: Where are my babies? (as SpongeBob rolls his eyes) And where's your wife, Vaggie?

SpongeBob: Look, I think you have me confused with some other talking sponge. I've never seen you before in my life.

Garfield: (puzzled) Never seen me before? Come on, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: And how do you know my name anyway?

Garfield: It's me, Garfield. Your best friend?

SpongeBob: A sponge and a cat friends? That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard!

(As SpongeBob kept pulling the cage, Garfield fumed in frustration.)

Garfield: Can you at least tell me where they're taking me?

SpongeBob: To the same place they take every cat. To Kikimora.

Garfield: Kikimora!

Witch #1: (hits Garfield with her broom) I said "quiet"!

(The second witch whipped SpongeBob again.)

SpongeBob: (singing) Hit me with your best shot

(She gave him another lash.)

SpongeBob: (singing) Why don't you hit me with your best shot

(She gave him another lash, as if taking the lyrics literally.)

SpongeBob: (singing) Hit me with your best shot

(Garfield then pounded the cage angrily as he saw something definitely different, and to his horror, it was most of the letters of the Las Vegas sign destroyed.)

Garfield: Oh, no.

SpongeBob: (singing) Fire away!

(To make matters worse, the green hills of the kingdom were now like a barren wasteland, and the castle is replaced with a huge fortress of a castle with a familiar carriage at the top, with a big 'K' on top as well.)

(As SpongeBob pulled the cage through the village, Garfield looked on in disgust at how different Las Vegas was in this alternate universe. The villagers were all scrounging for something or living miserably.)

The Cat In The Hat's Voice: It's time to crumble! Place your bets! Place your bets!

(Garfield turned, seeing a small crowd gathered around a small makeshift arena, placing bets, with The Cat In The Hat holding a spatula with a Fish.)

The Cat In The Hat: We start tout de suite!

(Fish sprung up, but now he had battle scars on his face, chest, and arms, and was decorated with battle gear and a kilt like a Braveheart character, and he held up a bread stick as his weapon.)

Fish: Yeah!

(He gave a battle cry, leaping down onto the small arena while breaking his bread stick.)

Garfield: (confused) Fish?

(Then out of three boxes came an assortment of sentient animal crackers charging at the Fish, but because he now had a fierce personality, he shouted as he dodged each animal and used his bread stick to take down his opponents. He even used it to turn and decapitate some of the animal crackers.)

Fish: Oh, yeah!

(The spectators laughed, enjoying this sport. One of the certain dwarfs, who was one of the spectators, saw the cage pulling Garfield.)

Dwarf: (points at it) There's one! Vicious, filthy tabby cat!

(All the villagers gathered around with nasty scowls, shouting and jeering at the cat prisoner.)

Villagers: (randomly) Hideous monster! Filthy, filthy creature! Disgusting creature!

(One villager chucked an overripe tomato at Garfield's face, with Garfield wiping it off. The villagers continued shouting nasty remarks towards Garfield as the cage pulled onward. One villager even chucked a glass bottle at the cage.)

(The witches, Garfield, and SpongeBob soon made it to the castle, which was now guarded by witches about every nook and cranny, and there was a shield with a "K" on the front of the gates, which went up. As they went inside, Garfield was in horror to see how different the castle grounds looked, and he passed something he definitely hadn't seen before: two cats pushing the gear that controls the gates. The two talking animals were miserable because they were being forced to by another witch with a whip.)

Slavery Witch: Move it!

(She whipped one of the animals as she cackled evilly.)

(The gate then closed as the carriage headed to the main hall and stopped right at the door. Once there, the cage's door was opened, Garfield was let out but placed in hand-cuffs and shackles around his neck, which were connected to sticks held by four more witches, as they led the prisoner to the doors.)

Garfield: (quietly) Don't worry, SpongeBob. I'll get us our lives back.

SpongeBob: Yeah, right. Put a little mustard on mine, Captain Crazy!

(The witches laughed heartlessly while pushing the doors open, and inside the huge room was a rave party going on with the whole room infested with witches, dancing and celebrating, with loud rave music playing. They saw the witches leading the imprisoned cat through the room as they moved aside. Garfield glanced at his surroundings and saw the Rocko, Heffer, and Filbert in servant clothes feeding Fifi some ham. She pecked at it a bit before scarfing it all down. He glanced at another corner with a witch band playing the rave music with a pumpkin drum, a broomstick bass, a skull xylophone that made synthesizer music, and a huge brewing cauldron. As the rest of the witches continued dancing and shouting with glee, the witches that held Garfield prisoner kept leading him across the ballroom. At this time, in a small corner lined with red VIP ropes in front, a certain deal maker was on a couch-styled throne (with the ruler's seat being in the middle), wearing fancy white clothes, laughing and having drinks with four more witches. Then another witch called out.)

Witch: Ms. Kikimora? You got another customer.

(She took a sip from a cocktail drink, glancing at the customer with a wide smirk. The customer was Marmaduke, who was being ushered through the VIP line by the witch. She turned to Squidward, now dressed as a maid, next to a cart full of different wigs.)

Kikimora: (snaps fingers) Squidward!

Squidward: (dryly) Yes, Ms. Kikimora.

Kikimora: Bring me my business wig.

Marmaduke: (pleading) Ms. Kikimora, please!

Kikimora: (cutting him off) Abupupup!

(The miserable Squidward placed a Victorian-styled white powdered wig over the short woman.)

Kikimora: (signals) OK, go.

Marmaduke: Please make me a human!

(Kikimora got out a rolled-up contract and smacked Squidward away.)

Kikimora: Go away! (to Marmaduke) Terms are in the details, pooch.

(She rolled out the contract and pushed it, a quill, and an ink jar toward the dog, who was eagerly ready to sign.)

Marmaduke: Sayonara, fleas! Hello, acne!

(The short woman laughed as the dog started signing.)

Garfield: (yells out) Kikimora!

(Then all the music, dancing, and talking stopped as all the witches turned towards the cat. The deal maker was excited as she stood up on her desk.)

Kikimora: Garfield! There he is!

(As she walked across the desk, she unknowingly knocked over the ink jar, spilling ink over the spot where Marmaduke signed half his name in cursive.)

Marmaduke: So close!

(The dog's arm was grabbed by one of the witches and dragged away from the table, without Kikimora caring to notice.)

Kikimora: (extending out her arms) Have I been waiting for you!

(She hopped from the table and announced to all the witches.)

Kikimora: Ladies, this is the guy that made all of this possible!

(They all cheered wildly. Then the deal maker climbed up towards Garfield's ear, pulling on it and speaking into it.)

Kikimora: So, tell me, how are you enjoying your day?

Garfield: All right, Kikimora, what's going on? What have you done?

(She hopped off.)

Kikimora: No, Garfield, it's not what I've done. It's what you've done. (skips to her table and sits on it) Thanks to you, the Mayor and his wife signed their town over to me.

Garfield: (rolls eyes) They would never do that.

Kikimora: They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear.

(Flashback)

(We see the same moment of Pomni's parents visiting the deal maker to sign a contract to save their daughter, but this time, it has a different ending. They signed their names, and then suddenly the mayor and his wife began turning gold, to their alarm and horror.)

Kikimora's Voice: And then THEY disappeared!

Nan: No!

Barty: No!

(They then started to fade away.)

Both: Noooooooo!

(The mayor and his wife exploded into gold dust)

(End of Flashback)

(Garfield realized she had tricked the mayor and his wife into signing the town and their lives over.)

Kikimora: They would have done anything if they thought it would end their daughter's curse.

Garfield: I ended Pomni's curse!

Kikimora: How could you when you never existed?

Garfield: You better start making sense, you dirty little gremlin!

Kikimora: (pulls out contract from Garfield's vest) Here, let me spell it out for you! (points to fine print) You gave me a day from your past, a day you couldn't even remember. A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby.

(She walked away, mockingly humming "Happy Birthday", and that's when it dawned on Garfield.)

Garfield:

Garfield: You took the day I was born.

(The dictator held her toes before spreading her legs out.)

Kikimora: No, Garfield. You gave it to me.

Garfield: Enjoy this while you can, Kikimora, because when this day is up...

Kikimora: (interrupts) But you haven't heard the best part.

(She snapped her fingers, and another witch brought over a huge magic hourglass to the table, representing the remaining hours of the day.)

Kikimora: Since you were never born, once this day comes to an end, so will you.

(The witches all laughed as Garfield saw the hourglass with the sand running, which meant the time he had left was running.)

Garfield: Where's Pomni? Where's my family?

Kikimora: Silly little cat. You don't get it, do you? You see, you were never born. You never met Pomni. (menacingly) Your kids don't exist.

(Then the witches all laughed at Garfield's misery, making the cat more upset. Kikimora even taunted him some more.)

Garfield:

Kikimora: How's that for a metaphysical paradox? Looks like you got exactly what you wanted!

Garfield:

Kikimora: (mockingly) Happy Cat Day!

(Garfield finally snapped and went for the short woman.)

Garfield: (furiously) Kikimora!!

(He lunged at Kikimora, who yelped in alarm as she jumped back.)

Kikimora: Get him, witches!

(A witch fired another skull chain at Garfield, but he sensed it was coming this time, so he turned and blocked himself with the chains of his cuffs, just in time for the skull to reach him. The skull chomped the chains, breaking them. The witches screamed in alarm and panic as Garfield then ripped the shackles off his neck, growling. Another witch flying on a broomstick was twirling a skull chain and firing it at Garfield, but he quickly grabbed it and gave it a yank, pulling the witch down to his level. Garfield and the witch were face-to-face, with the witch worried about what he would do to her.)

(Outside in the halls, SpongeBob was speaking to two witches, though it was hard to tell if they were paying attention or ignoring.)

SpongeBob: You know what'd help morale around here? Flip-flop Fridays. Feet would be comfortable with the breeze on your toes.

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(Then, without warning, the doors burst open and Garfield came flying through on the broomstick he took, rather clumsily. He knocked the two witches and SpongeBob down in the process, and at this time, "Click Click" by Light FM started playing. Garfield yelped a bit as he rode a loop-de-loop. SpongeBob looked over the edge of the bridge he was on and saw Garfield spiraling downward before trying to ride the broom on the bottom story, though not doing very well.)

Witch: Come on, girls!

(Five of the witches leaped off the bridge and onto their broomsticks, cackling madly as they pursued the cat throughout the floor. Through the halls, Garfield still tried getting the hang of flying a broom as the pumpkin witch chucked pumpkin bombs at him, but he luckily dodged each one. Back on the top story, Kikimora came out, angrily shoving one of the witches.)

Kikimora: Lock all the doors, you worthless witches! (kicks a witch) Do it!

(The short gremlin woman then saw Garfield flying up towards her with a stern look, making her yelp. As the cat on the broom zoomed upward, Kikimora's wig briefly flew off her head from the impact.)

Garfield: (calls back) I'll be right back, SpongeBob!

(He zoomed off, trying to figure out how to shake the witches.)

SpongeBob: I don't know you.

(He then looked back at Kikimora.)

SpongeBob: I don't know him.

(The witches pursued Garfield through a higher story, and when he came to the edge and saw a pole, he smirked, getting an idea. Once he came to the pole, he swung around it and flew back, though rather lop-sided. When the witches saw him swerving towards them, they all flew out of the way to avoid getting hit. Garfield then managed to get a decent hold of the broom as he zoomed back to the bottom floor, dodging more incoming pumpkin bombs. He came back to the floor where Kikimora and SpongeBob were, stopped the broom, and glared at the foe.)

SpongeBob: I'm glad I'm not you.

(The dictator ran off as Garfield then swooped in, but instead of going after the deal maker who stole his birth, he scooped up SpongeBob in one swipe and flew into another room, with SpongeBob screaming for help.)

SpongeBob: Help me! Help!

(Garfield saw the skylight up above, and he smirked, getting an escape idea.)

SpongeBob: Oh, no! Help!

(With the witches still on the cat's tail, he swung around the golden chain of a huge shiny ball hung as the castle's centerpiece. He grabbed the chain and began to twirl around the room while holding the chain, using the ball to smash everything in its path, with the witches (the ones who weren't chasing Garfield) all screaming as they ran to avoid getting crushed by the ball or the debris. While this happened, Kikimora could only watch helplessly and in despair.)

Kikimora: No, not my pretty ball!

(The witches continued pursuing Garfield, with the cat and SpongeBob getting closer to the skylight, with SpongeBob screaming and Garfield yelling.)

Garfield: (covers SpongeBob's eyes) Watch out!

(The two then smashed straight through the skylight with the ball getting jammed in the hole, and the flying witches' brooms getting pinned to the ball itself, and some fell off, screaming, and landed on the floor. Outside, Garfield and SpongeBob zoomed off and away from the castle, with SpongeBob still screaming. Back in the castle, the ball didn't have anything to latch itself to, so it didn't take long for the ball itself to creak loudly, before falling back and crashing into the ground with a very loud thump.)

Kikimora: Squidward? My angry wig.

(The witch maids walked away in worry while Squidward removed the business wig and replaced it with a new one, which was a tall, red, fiery wig that resembled either Syndrome's hair from The Incredibles or a Troll doll's hair. Squidward walked away as well before the dictator breathed in anger.)

Kikimora:

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