old funny movie script-story idea (dates back to the 1990's, inspired partly by andrew keegan, in his teen-idol days... ;p)

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Ganymede returns (to earth)? 

Ganymede in the real world.

Ganymede descends to earth? 

Ganymede comes to/goes to/on earth - story ideas

Ganymede comes to/goes to/falls to/on earth - story ideas - quickie

like cheesy old campy hercules movies (& the slightly campy tv series) but with the mythological ganymede instead, the boy who inspires lust in everybody... ;p xD (set when? 1950's-1970's maybe? now/contemporary? ancient? ...? if it becomes a series, ganymede could make multiple returns/visits to/stays on earth)

the mythological Ganymede, the beautiful boy whom zeus fell in love with, kidnapped & took to mount olympus to be his cup-bearer, etc. (immortality & eternal youth)

for the purposes of the movie/story, make him a late teenaged cute teen idol-y boy/guy, very beautiful good looking, tan skin(or should he be marble-porcelain white/pale?), dark hair (brown or black, not blonde (unless it's in the mythology?)) (maybe his looks could transform/be mutable, maybe even chamelleonic, but always beautiful? under certain circumstances, under different people's perceptions....?)....?), etc.  (start with andrew keegan or booboo stewart, jeremy jackson, aramis knight, or etc. in their teenidol days, as a working-model for the look? or....?  could be any race with a reshuffle, but he is supposed to be ancient greek-ish, nominally) 

ganymede is somewhat out of touch with the modern real world/clue-less/bakka-hero?  something like that

& everybody around him, every&anybody who sees him (regardless of gender or sexual orientation), etc., gets instantly(, uncontrollably?) inspired-by-lust/horny-for him...  (like cupid/eros but self-targetted/targetted @ himself). that is ganymede's superpower, along with eternal life & immortal youth (& beauty).  :p

maybe bring pan & or the satyrs into it...?  the other gods, etc. mythology/-ies....? ?  

a sexy, fun, teenidol-y, beefcake, comedy, romp; campy, fun, tongue in cheek, misadventures ensue, etc. 

online fame celebrity postings sightings etc. _- stuffs  ?  /(as well as irl interactions, more topical, etc.  ?)

what companions should he have, on his (mis-)adventures?  

treatments could range from complex & thoughtful to dumb-campy comedy or completely over the top. 

could be done in anything from "adult situations & language", to american pie, to harcore porn-y...  

possibly for a cast of matriculating disnEy-kinder?