Peppa finally reached the party. Swinging the car's door shut as she stepped out of it, Peppa Pig walked straight inside Rebecca Rabbit's house. There she saw Zoe Zebra and Suzy Sheep making out, while Zoe's hand travelled up Suzy's dress. "Ah, lesbo love, what a beautiful thing. So much better than making out with stupid males like Danny Dog. Wait a minute, I can't even make out with Danny Dog. No, I can't make out with anyone, because of this huge snout. Arrgggh." Peppa Pig thought. 

She picked up a cup with beer and downed it in a single go. 20 minutes later, she was as high as burj khalifa. 

"Aye, Peppa Pig, how have you been?" Pedro Pony came beside her. "I need your male parts Pedro," Peppa Pig muttered to him in a husky voice"

Immediately turned on, Pedro Pony blushed. "What are you saying?! Do you mean doing the un-holy before marriage?" 

"Of course you stupid bitch! What did you think, that I'll marry you just for having sex?! Oh you were WROOOOONNNNNNNGGGGG!!!" Peppa Pig was furious. She started choking Pedro Pony with her small stick like hands. But then she saw Pedro's pants and realised that Pedro like being dominated. Her choking him had turned him on even more.

"Oh so you like it when I choke you, huh Pedro? " Peppa Pig asked, any hint of the fury that was there a second ago gone. 

Embarassed, he blushed, as he slightly nodded. 

"WELL THEN GUESS WHAT BITCH, I'M GONNA CUT YOUR MAN PARTS SO THAT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU CANT JUST GET TURNED ON FOR FREE. YOU MAN PARTS WILL FROM NOW ON BELONG TO ME, AND I WILL KEEP THEM IN A BOX SO THAT NO OTHER FEMALE CAN TOUCH IT. THATS HOW POSSESIVE I AM. AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Peppa Pig screamed, as she ran towards Pedro Pony to cut out his exclusive parts. 

Pedro Pony was so turned on that his man parts were sticking out of him like a rod. If measured, it would have certainly been around 3 metres long. But slightly terrified of Peppa's possesiveness, Pedro decided that it would be better if he runs before Peppa Pig catches him. 

So with Peppa thundering behind Pedro Pony, they both ran around the house. Soon, Peppa reached close to Pedro Pony, flipped him and grabbed him by his very-much-prominent male parts. 

"Now you see what I'll do with you Pedro." Peppa said as she drew out a kinfe and placed it on Pedro's male parts. 

But as soon as she was about to cut it, entered the room, lo and behold, Danny Dog along with Emily Elephant.

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A/N: Lets see what will happen to Danny Dog, Pedro Pony and Emily Elephant. After all, Peppa likes it rough *evil laugh*

PLEASE someone please help me I am going crazy writing all of this! I don't know what I intend to do with my life if I keep writing all this but don't worry my non-existant readers, I will update.