(I'm going to keep player as player)

Veteran, Player, and Y/n spawn in the game on some sort of pillars.

Veteran said as his arms were crossed "I don't know about this."

Player said "Oh come on. She's cool, I promise."

Y/n asked "Does she at least have any other video game experience?"

Player replied "She told me she has a little."

Veteran said "You both know, I don't like noobs."

Player said "Well if you remember, me and Y/n we're noobs not too long ago. And look at us now. I have 4 crowns to my name. And Y/n has a six to his name." He held up his four fingers and six fingers.

Y/n said "Yeah and don't forget you disrespected me when I was a noob and now you show me the highest levels of respect."

Veteran said "Okay, first off, Player you have three crowns and Y/n has Five Crowns. The Crowns you two get in the seasons pass doesn't count. Secondly, you're different Y/n, the game just comes naturally to you. But can you say the same about this noob?"

Y/n replied "I guess you have a point."

Player said "Dang it."

A Cyan Player then spawns in "Hey guys!"

Player said "Hey."

Y/n said "I take it you're the girl that my friend told me about. It's nice to finally meet you."

Cyan Player said "Thank you. And my man has told me a lot about you too. So, it's nice to finally meet you too."

Player said "It's great to see that my best friend and my girlfriend are getting along so well."

Cyan Player looked around excited "Wow so this is Fall Guy ultimate knockout. Cool! I sure hope I do well. Maybe I can win my very first match."

Veteran said "Ugh. You won't. And it's called Fall Guys."

Player reassured "Don't worry babe, I said it wrong the first time too."

Y/n reassured as well "Yeah. And don't listen to Veteran. If you believe you can win, then you can win."

Veteran interrupted "Hey no lovey-dovey crap. And he does not need a wingman Y/n. This Is war people. In here you aren't boyfriend, girlfriend, or best friend. You three are just soldiers in my army."

All three of them salute "Sir, yes sir!"

Veteran asked "Now what's your name private?"

Cyan Player replied "My name's..."

Veteran said "Wrong. It's Noob. Everyone gets called a noob until they win their first match. Now ready up."

Y/n asked "Are you really gonna be okay with us calling you Noob?"

Noob replied "Sure. I don't mind."

Noob starts putting purple spot patterns on her character.

Veteran asked "What's the hold up?"

Noob replied "I have to make my character look cute."

Veteran growled in anger.

Y/n asked "Then why not put on a cute animal skin, like a penguin or something?"

Noob replied "Hm. That's actually some really good advice. I'll try that next time."

She makes up a spot pattern of what looks like a splotch of purple on the top of her head. Then the 4 of them spawn into the game.

Veteran said "All right squad, it looks like it's doordash."

Y/n said "I haven't played this one yet."

Veteran said "Just follow my lead. I got a foolproof system."

Player, Y/n, Noob said "You got it boss."

The countdown started "3...2...1...go."

All four of them start running. Veteran starts crashing into doors and each one opens easily. Then they get near the end.

Noob cheered "That was incredible, Veteran! How did you know which doors to open?"

Y/n said "Don't tell me you just crashed into random doors hoping you hit the right one's."

Player said "It was just dumb luck."

Veteran said "Nothing lucky about it kid. When you are as attuned to this game as I am, you can feel the courses speaking to you."

Veteran teleports somewhere, hovering above the cloud, meditating.

Veteran said "I have reached Transcendence."

A giant, purple, Fall Guys character with rainbow hair and wings appears in front of Veteran.

Giant Purple Character said "You're awesome Veteran. You're the greatest Fall Guys ultimate knockout player of all time. I was glad to tell you where all the real doors were."

Veteran then puts his hands together and said "Thank you. Dear Goddess."

Noob asked "Who are you talking to?"

He transports back to reality.

Veteran relied "Well...Uh....Nobody. Never mind."

Y/n said "He doesn't do this in the other games, I swear."

Veteran asked "Anyways, who's first?"

All three of them look down.

Player asked "Wait. We got to jump over this?"

Noob agreed with player "Yeah. It seems pretty far. Is there anyway we can..."

Veteran throws her down the edge.

Noob screamed "Ahhhh!"

Player said "Dude. That's my girlfriend. You can't just push people whenever you're..."

Veteran then throws him down too.

Veteran said "And down you go."

Player screamed "Ahhhh!"

Y/n shouted "Don't worry buddy, I'm right behind you!"

He jumps down from the same edge that Red Player and Noob were thrown off, only to see that it's was just a 5 meter drop.

Player said "Babe. Buddy. I think we survived."

Y/n asked annoyed "You guys made a big deal over a 5-meter drop?!"

Veteran replied "Yep."

Veteran jumped down 0You three go on ahead and qualify. I got a bit of trolling to do."

All three of them run to the finish line.

Noob cheered "Woohoo first place!"

She crosses the finish line and qualifies. Player asked "Do you want to go before me?"

Y/n replied "Nah. You go on ahead."

Player said "Thanks."

He passed made it to the second place then Y/n walked in after and qualified. Then Veteran found a record table and began playing a record. E music started playing from it as he began to troll all the other players who fell after the 4 of them. He tripped one, then did a wedgie to the lime player then pulled his underwear over his head. After he was done he danced to the finish line and qualified.

Veteran sighed "Now that's what Fall Guys is all about."

Noob said "You know what you were doing back there seems kind of mean."

Veteran said "Listen here Noob. You either get eliminated as a troll. Or live long enough to become the troller. It's the circle of trolling as it were."

Player said "Yeah he's right babe. I got trolled a lot when I first started. It builds character."

Y/n said "I never got trolled cuz I'm too smart to even fall for a troll."

A lime character that got the really bad wedgie talks "Well I'm not sure you guys. It sounds pretty unfair to me."

He then got eliminated, as the four watched him fall.

Y/n asked "Who was that?"

Veteran replied "I have no idea."

They spawned in the next game then Veterans starting to freak out "No. Not perfect match."

Player said "Uh oh. Well it was great playing with you boss."

Y/n said "See you later dude."

Noob asked "What are you guys talking about?"

Player said "Veteran's good at every single minigame except for this one."

Veteran said "Hey this isn't a game. It's a mental test unparalleled to the rest of humankind."

Player said "Yeah but in all seriousness it really isn't that hard."

Y/n said "You can just say you're not smart enough to do it."

Veteran glared at him "You watch it."

"3...2...1...go."

Veteran starts to quickly looking around "Banana. Grapes. Watermelon. Wait cherry's. But when did they add kiwi? Funny monkey." The monkey began playing and screeching.

He then starts to really freak out "Goddess help me!"

Goddess said "I'm just as lost as you are."

An orange then appeared on the big board.

Veteran said "Orange?! I never saw an orange!"

Player and Noob are on a platform with a lot of people crowded on it.

Player said "Come on. Over here."

Veteran asked "Where's Y/n?"

Y/n replied "I'm over here."

Veteran turns to see Y/n on a platform all by himself.

Y/n said "There's no time. Go over to Red Player and Noob Veteran."

Veteran replied "Fine."

He jumps over to the platform with the crowd of people on it but he failed.

Veteran screamed "Noooo!"

Y/n shouted "Veteran!!!"

Veteran then got eliminated.

Veteran said "All right let's all back out and try again."

Player said "No way we still have a chance at winning this thing."

Noob said "Yeah we're not gonna quit just because you got knocked out."

Y/n cheered "We are all on a roll and there's nothing you can do about it."

Veteran said "Fine. But just remember. At the end of the day. There can only be one person to hold down that crown. Are you going to be able to make that final play? To eliminate the person you love most. I know Y/n can probably do it but the question is can you Red Player?"

Player said "I didn't really think of it like that."

Noob said "It's all about having fun guys. Besides Pookie bear would never do anything to hurt his honey bunny."

Y/n replied "Pookie bear? Honey bunny? What kind of pet names are those?"

Noob blew Red Player a kiss then he blushed.

Player asked "Come on don't you and your girlfriend have pet name's for each other?"

Y/n replied "Unfortunately no. I'm single."

Player said "Ouch."

Noob said "Yeah I'm sorry to hear that."

Y/n said "It's fine. Let's just continue with the game."

Veteran said "You guys make me sick."

He got eliminated. Then all three of them look up at the board and see that there are 18 people left.

Player said "Man there are still a lot of people left.

After the next game only six people remain.

Player said "And now there's almost no one."

Y/n said "That was brutal."

Noob said "Yeah. Slime climb usually eliminates a bunch of people."

Player said "Yeah true. Wait how do you know about that?"

Y/n said "Yeah."

Noob got nervous "Oh. I-I just heard that before in a YouTube video. It's not like I've played it before or anything."

Player asked suspicious "Right."

Y/n thought to himself "I'm going to have to keep my eye on her."

All three of them spawned into the next and final game.

Player said "Well this is the finale."

Noob looks behind her to see a tail "Oh my god. Look at this cute tail I got."

Player asked "Tail?"

He then start remembering everyone's words. Veteran asked "Are you going to be able to make that final play? To eliminate the person you love most." Noob said "Pookie bear would never do anything to hurt his honey bunny."

Y/n said "Only one of us will win while the other two will be the losers." Player's Mom said "Make sure to put on clean underwear today."

He shakes his head then the countdown starts "3...2...1...go.

A hotdog player shouts out "She's got the tail!"

Toucan player followed it up by shouting "Get her!" The other lime green player followed it up by shouting.

The hot dog player, and lime green character start to chase Noob but failed, as she slid under their grasp then made them knock into each other.

The toucan player tried to get her by sneaking up on her but knocked away by a wrecking ball, Noob ran to a corner then Player cornered her.

Player said "I'm sorry babe but it looks like this is the end of the line."

She starts the blush and tear up a little bit "But pookie bear I love you. Please let me win."

He starts thinking more stuff about what veteran said "You won't have the guts to steal someone's Heart and tail seconds before their timer runs out."

Player said "He's right. I can't do it."

Y/n then belly slides down to grab the tail from Noob.

Y/n said "But I can."

Noob shouted "Hey! Give that back!"

Y/n shouted "No!" He ran off, as noob starts to chase after him for the tail and the timers running out then Player got in Y/n's way and took the tail.

Y/n shouted "What the heck man?!"

Player said "I'm sorry dude but it's just the way it goes."

He goes to Noob, and handed her the tail, Player said "Here you go babe."

Noob said "Thanks pookie bear."

She takes the tail from him and finally the time ran out and she won. She stood on the same pedestal that Y/n stood on and struck a cute pose with the crown on her head.

Player said "Wow I can't believe it. My girlfriend won in her very first match."

Y/n said "And all it took was for you to sabotage my win."

Veteran asked "You both don't even see it do you?"

Player asked "What are you talking about?"

Veteran got right up in his face, "You fell right into her trap. She's no noob kid. Didn't you question how good she was for someone allegedly in there first match? She played you like the sad gullible dum-dum you are. Remember what I said the first game we all  played together? Noobs always lose."

Y/n said "That's the exact stuff you said about me. And remember what happened? I won."

Player said "Yeah. That's crazy. my girlfriend isn't some kind of Evil Genius."

She then stops making the cute pose and then laughs maniacally as lightning flashes.

End of chapter 2.