(Y/n and Captain moments)

Captain was sitting on a navigation char and Y/n is leaning against Captain's seat.

Y/n asked "What's the process we have so far Captain?" Captain replied "It should be smooth sailing from here."

Y/n said "I shouldn't expect anything less from the best captain in the world." Captain said "Aw, thanks buddy."

It was silent for a second.

Captain asked "So, is that little feud between you and TheGentelman still going on?" Y/n replied "Yes."

Captain asked "Are you planning on ending it any time soon?" Y/n replied "Hm, I have thought about it a few times."

Captain said "Okay. Do you think Player really thinks of me as his best friend?" Y/n replied "I'm sure he does, he's just not as obvious about it as you are."

Captain asked "So you're saying there might be hope for our friendship?" Y/n replied "There definitely is. Just give him some time, he'll come around." Captain said "Okay."

Start of real chapter.

Both Player and Y/n spawned into Minecraft, Player was wearing the Steve attire while Y/n is wearing a business suit.

Player asked "So This is Minecraft?"

Y/n said "The game we've been missing out on for years."

Player said "I guess it's better late than never. And I appreciate you coming out of your way so you can join me Y/n."

Y/n said "It's no problem, I'll help you through anything we need to get through."

They both stare off into the horizon.

Player said "Wow, this place sure is beautiful."

Y/n said "Yeah, it's filled with incredible vegetation and wildlife."

Player said "There's only one thing to do in a world as amazing as this."

Y/n asked "Enjoy the view for a little bit longer?"

Player replied "No."

Player starts breaking things while laughing until he killed a sheep.

Player said "Nice, I got some wool." He picks up the wool block.

Y/n finally catches up to him and panted "Man, you're fast and you sure did a number on this place in just a few seconds."

Player said "What can I say? I'm a fast gamer."

Y/n said "Well, at least I got enough material to make me" He draws out a wooden sword "a sword."

Player said "And with this wool maybe now I can make a bed."

A pig in the background started talking "But how could you possibly sleep at night after what you've done to my family?"

Player asked "What? A talking pig?"

Y/n said "Unreal."

Player said "I didn't know you little guys could speak."

Y/n agreed "Neither did I."

Pig said "Yes, I can speak, but more importantly I can feel. Pain, sorrow, grief. I will never forgive you for killing my love."

Y/n asked "His love? What did you do in the few seconds I was gone Player?"

Player said "Wait, you are a pig in love with the sheep? That seems kind of...wrong."

Y/n said "Player, you have no right to tell this pig who he can and who he can't date."

Pig said "Yeah, you sound just like our families. They never approved of us either, it was a real Romeo-Juliet situation, except with farm animals so it was crazy adorable."

Player said "Well hey, I'm sorry. I had no idea."

Pig said "Save your sorries. Like I said, I will never forgive you. You've made a moral enemy today. And there's nothing, literally nothing you can do to change that."

It was silent for a bit until Player got out a fishing rod with a carrot as lure.

Y/n asked "How'd you get that?"

Pig said "Oh, gimme, gimme, gimme."

Player asked "So, we're even?"

Pig replied "Oh yeah, for sure. It was never gonna work out with what's-her-face anyhow."

Y/n said "Wow, just wow. He killed your girlfriend and the second he gets you a carrot you forget all about her?"

Pig said "Sorry man, but the hog wants what the hog wants."

Player said "You know. You sound exactly like a friend of ours."

Y/n agreed "Oh yeah, you kinda do."

Player said "I'm gonna name you after him."

Y/n asked "How about we check if he already has a name first?"

Pig replied "And I do."

Player asked "What is it?"

Eric said "Eric."

Player said "Nah, I hate that."
Y/n said "Why? Eric is a pretty good name."

Player just shrugged his shoulders.

Player said "From now on your new name is Vetterham."

Y/n asked "How is that any better than Eric?"

Eric replied "I agree, that is a truly stupid name, but you keep those sweet, sweet carrots dangling in front of my face and I'll let you call me whatever you want."

Player puts a saddle on Vetterham and jumps on him "Wow okay, I guess we're just mounting our friends now."

Player said "Come on Y/n."

Y/n asked "Are you sure you're okay with this Vetterham?"

Vetterham replied "As long as you give me a carrot later I'm okay with whatever you do to me."

Y/n said "Well, okay."

He jumps on Vetterham.

Player said "Now," he gets out his carrot rod "onward Vetterham, we've got a Farm to build."

They started to move and a country montage was playing in the background but stopped after they got them building a farm and the sun was starting to set.

Player said "It really is wonderful. Isn't it?"

Vetterham said "It sure is."

Y/n said "And there's nothing like a good Sunset after a long day of hard work."

Player said "Yeah, it was hard work. A lot of Blood Sweat and Tears went into making this place. But it was all worth it in the end. And I couldn't have done it without you Y/n and Vetterham."

Y/n said "That's what I'm here for."

Vetterham said "Yeah, not to ruin your grand accomplishment or anything but I still really hate that name."

Y/n said "That's understandable."

Player said "Vetterham, please."

Vetterham noticed the moon coming up.

Vetterham said "Hey, it's night time now. We better head back inside."

Player asked "Why? What happens at night?"

Y/n replied "I don't think I want to stick around and find out."

Player got hit by something and fell down a pit.

Player screamed "Ahhh!!!"

Y/n yelled "Player!!!"

Y/n got hit and fell down the pit as well.

Y/n screamed "Ahh!!!"

It turned out a skeleton shot them with a bow and arrow.

Vetterham said "Seriously dude? We were having a moment."

The skeleton shot an arrow at Vetterham but he dodged it.

Vetterham said "Ah! Dude chill, chill."

Meanwhile.

In the dark pit.

Player and Y/n landed at the bottom.

Player/Y/n said "Ow."

Y/n asked "Player Where are you?"

Player replied "I'm here. Let me make a torch."

Player lit up the torch and the place they were in was a cave.

Player said "Wow."

Y/n said "Cool."

"Yep, It's pretty great in here all right."

A spider walked up to them.

Mr. Spider said "My name Mr. Spider."

Player said "Whoa. stay back spider."

Both of them draw their swords.

Y/n said "We're warning you."

Mr. Spider said "Jeez. Why you get so jumpy? You both see an innocent little cave spider and immediately assume I want to hurt you? That's messed up."

Player said "Oh well, if you're not here to hurt us then what's your purpose?"

Mr. Spider replied "To take you both to the Diamond Garden."

Player said "The Diamond..."

Y/n asked "Garden?"

Mr. Spider replied "Yes, Player and Y/n the Diamond Garden. It's a magical place, it's got more diamond ores than anyone can mine. But only I know the secret path to get there."

Player asked "Wait, did you just call us Player and Y/n? How did you know our names?"

Y/n asked "Is that seriously all you took from this conversation?"

Mr. Spider replied "Your friend is right, that's not important. Now, do you both want to go to the Diamond Garden or not?"

Player replied "Yes, sorry. Lead the way."

Mr. Spider said "All right, follow me try to keep up you two, I got eight legs."

Y/n said "Player, keep your guard up."

Player asked "Why?"

Y/n replied "cuz there's something about this spider I just don't trust."

Player said "But he's taking us to a bunch of diamonds."

Y/n said "Yeah, but he could just be leading us to trap. Just keep your guard up just in case."

Player sighed "Okay, I trust you."

Mr. Spider asked "Are you guys coming?"

Y/n replied "We'll be right there."

They both followed Mr. Spider all throughout the mine until they reached a dead end.

Mr. Spider said "And that's it, we're here."

Player said "Finally. So uh, where are all the diamond ores?"

Mr. Spider started laughing maniacally. "You stupid naive players. You both fell right into my trap."

Player asked "Um, Mr. Spider?"

Three more spiders showed up out of nowhere and surrounded them.

Y/n said "I knew this was a trap."

Mr. Spider said "Brethren. Attack!"

Player killed one spider and two other spiders attacked Y/n but he slashed them with his stone sword.

Player asked "Where'd you get a stone sword?"

Y/n said "I've been collecting Cobblestone wall we've been walking so I can make it."

Mr. Spider said "You both slain the dreaded spider Army."

Y/n said "No, we missed one. Do you want him Player?"

Player replied "Sure."

Mr. Spider said "Please noble warriors, spare me so that I may travel across the land, telling of your perilous feat and indomitable courage in battle. You both will become Legends for villagers, two beacons of Hope that'll spread through out the biome..."

Player hit Mr. Spider with his sword and he died.

Y/n said "Thank you, I was seriously going to slash something in half if I had here anymore of that."

Player said "No problem. Cool, spider eyes."

At sunrise.

Player and Y/n found their way back to the farm where Vetterham was waiting for them.

Vetterham said "Hey, you both made it back alive. I thought you guys were going to be zombie prey for sure."

Player said "No way. I mean, we did have a run in with some spiders."

Y/n said "But nothing the two of us couldn't handle together."

Y/n and Player fist pumped.

Player said "I see you held down the fort."

Vetterham said "Yep. The crops are all watered, the animals are fed..."

Y/n asked "Even you?"

Vetterham replied "Oh, I found that carrot on my bad and I appreciate it Y/n."

They both fist/hoofed bumped.

Vetterham said "Anyways, everything here is in perfect condition."

Player said "Well, we better go drop all our loot off into the chest Y/n."

Y/n said "Good idea Player."

They both walked over to their wooden house with a chest in the middle of it and two chest a little further than the middle chest.

Vetterham said "You know. You both should really consider hiring an interior decorator, it's not very inviting in here."

Player said "It's functional."

Vetterham said "Well, that's a low bar."

Y/n said "I was thinking about putting a flower pot somewhere."

They walked closer to the chests.

Player said "All right, and into the chest goes some cobblestone, and these spider eyes."

Y/n said "And for me is some Iron ore, and strings."

Vetterham said "I understand the things that Y/n could make with string. But what could you possibly make with spider eyes?"

Player holding some sort of gooey stuff in his hand "Fermented spider eyes."

Vetterham said "Gross. Sorry I asked."

Y/n gets out an archery bow.

Y/n said "Sweet. Now all I need are some arrows."

Player said "Ah, Vetterham and Y/n. I just can't get over how well this Adventure has gone so far. Everything's coming up Player."

Player open the door and a creeper was on the other side.

Player shouted "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."

It exploded and destroyed the farm and half the house and killed Player leaving veterham and Y/n alive.

Y/n said "So much for "everything coming up Player"."

Vetterham said "Classic Player."

The End of Chapter 13.