A red player spawns inside of Fall Guys, then more people began spawning in. "Wow so this is Fall Guy ultimate knockout, I sure hope I do well. Maybe I can even win my first match."

A gruffy male voice said offscreen "You won't."

He turns and sees a yellow player that looks like a bullet.

The player said "Oh hello there. Is this your first time playing too?"

The bullet player said "First time? Do you seriously not see the bullet costume I got on? You think they just give this thing away like it's some kind of cactus suit? No, I earned my stripes maggot. I've been fighting this fight for so long I forgot exactly what I'm fighting for."

Another male voice said offscreen "Yeah that's a great speech and all but it won't help you win."

They both turn to see a black Fall Guys character.

Bullet Player asked "And who are you supposed to be?"

Y/n replied "The names Y/n, and that crown is as good as mine."

This made the Bullet Player really angry.

Red Player said using his finger as a horn "I want to buy one of those cute unicorn skins."

The Bullet Player gets up in the red player's face and poked him "Listen here kid I've been around long enough to understand the rotting filth of a noob like you. Someone who doesn't have what it takes to dodge huge tumbling fruit and will probably scramble your team's eggs. You can't climb to the top of Fall Mountain, and you're certainly too weak to go sinner fan here at the Whirly gig that's where the true heroes are made."

He points to Y/n. "And all that goes for you too, noobs like you haven't earned the right to be so confident. Out of kindness, I won't actively try to troll you two on your very first run, but you two better get one thing through those big ugly bean-shaped heads of yours right now. I am not your friend, I'm your worst nightmare."

Y/n said "And you better get one thing through that big ugly bean-shaped head of yours right now, I'm going to annihilate you. And red player guy, out of kindness, I'll help you through this first run."

The pink player said "Wow thanks, okay well have fun."

They look up at a giant board which is counting down from 3.

"3...2...1...Go."

The other players all start running and leave Red Player and Y/n behind.

Y/n said "Come on man we got to go we're already so far behind."

Pink Player said "Okay not a great start, but we can still do this."

They both start running. Suddenly, red player gets knocked back by some kind of spinning stick on the ground with a squeak. Then he got back up.

Y/n asked "Are you okay dude?

The pink Player replied "Yeah I'm fine, I got it this time."

He starts to run then he gets knocked off screaming "Ahhh!"

Y/n shouted "Pink Player!"

Pink player responds.

Red Player glared "Alright enough messing around."

Y/n and pink jump over the spinner obstacle on the ground.

Pink Player cheered "Yes we did it nothing's going to stop us..."

They both get hit by that same stick and got bounced almost all the way across the map. They land right in front of the Whirly gig. Pink player starts remembering what the Bullet guy said "And you're certainly too weak to go center fan here at the Whirly gig."

Pink Player said "I'm not too weak, I can do this."

Y/n said "So can I. Come on let's go prove that bullet guy wrong."

Pink player said "Yeah."

They both ran and screamed as quickly as they can to get through the whirly gig and they succeeded.

Y/n cheered "Oh my god. You actually did it."

Pink Player said "No. We actually did it."

They both then proceeded to a spot that's close to the finish line. There they meet two other players one's in a chicken costume and the other in a duck costume as they both made the sound as they glared at pink player and Y/n. They both look up and see that there are only two spots left all four of them race to the finish line. And thanks to a little bit of luck Red Player and Y/n got to it first and qualified.

Red Player cheered "Yes we did it. We qualified!"

Y/n said "Indeed."

Bullet Player said offscreen "Don't get cocky you two."

They turned to see the guy from earlier.

Red Player said "Hey it's you again, we made it. And we went mid fan."

Bullet Player said "Yeah I saw what you two did back there."

Y/n asked "So what was that about us being too weak to get past the Whirly gig?"

Bullet Player replied "Beginner's luck."

Y/n teased "Looks like somebody's jealous."

The next run started and the Bullet Player, the Red Player, and Y/n spawned in and were wearing yellow.

Pink (yellow) player "Oh sweet. Yellow's my favorite."

Y/n said look at himself "Not gonna lie it was never really my color, but it's great to see we're on the same team again."

Bullet Player panicked "No! Not yellow!"

Pink (yellow) Player asked "What's wrong with yellow?"

Y/n said confused as well "Yeah, I don't personally like it, but it's nothing to be scared of."

Bullet Player told them "It's cursed, the yellow team always loses."

Red Player asked "Oh come on that's a bit superstitious, don't you think?"

Y/n said pointing "Uh....Dude you might want to see the competition."

He looks at the Blue Team and Red Team and they look like giants they were both flexing, he saw that the Yellow team looks like a....slow bunch.

Pink (Yellow) Player said "Okay... you might be onto something."

Bullet Player said getting determined "No. I ain't going down like this. You two just keep these idiots pushing the ball. I'm gonna go on ahead."

Red Player and Y/n asked "To do what?"

Bullet Player replied "To give us a fighting chance."

Y/n said "Yeah with you gone we will definitely win."

Bullet Player asked mad "You just love to run your mouth don't you?!"

The countdown starts. "3...2...1...Go."

The Blue and Red teams started rolling their balls. Meanwhile, Red Player and Y/n try to push their ball by themselves.

Pink (Yellow) Player said "Come on guys, we can do this!"

Y/n asked "Uh....Hey are you guys there?"

They turn to see that the rest of their team isn't doing anything.

Pink (yellow) Player said "Oh come on."

The Bullet Player then stops the Blue team's ball.

Pink (yellow) said "The race has started yellow team. Come on let's get a move on!
They all just continue to stand there and do nothing. Finally, Y/n slaps each and every one of them across the face."

Y/n shouted "Get it together!" One neighed like a horse then ran as the others followed. They all then started to push the ball down the hill.

Y/n cheered "Now that's what I'm talking about."

Pink (Yellow) Player said "A little harsh, but I like it."

Two guys from The Blue Team try to get the Bullet Player out of their way by trying to hit him but they were slapping him "Dude quit blocking our ball." "Totally uncool bro."

The yellow team rolled their ball into the hole and qualified.

Pink Player said "You know I think I might be starting to get the hang of this game."

Y/n said "Yeah me too."
Bullet Player asked "Did you two not see what I did back there? I single-handedly held off the entire Blue team."

Pink Player said "Yeah I guess you helped out a lot."

Bullet Player got angry "Helped? You know what? There's still a lot of skilled players left. And we still got several rounds to go."

Y/n said "Just hope you don't get eliminated in one of those rounds."

Bullet Player growled in anger.

The board said that there were 17 players remaining, but after the next round, there were only 6 left and it showed them covered in slime.

Bullet Player crossed his arms "I may have underestimated the number of people that would get eliminated in slime climb."

Pink Player said "I really liked that one."

Y/n said "The eliminations wasn't the only thing you underestimated."

Bullet Player said angrily "Alright you two! You both think you're hot stuff?! The next round is the finale. The Big Kahuna. The stuff that separates the noobs like you from the champions like me. No more qualifiers that beautiful, beautiful crown it's going to go to the last one standing. All hail the king!"

Y/n said "Pink Player, I hate to admit it but he's right. Only one of us will get that crown while the other two will be the losers. Which means we're going to have to break our partnership."

Pink Player said "That's okay. Ever since this game started, you've done nothing but help me and that's why we're both here. So good luck to both of you!"

Y/n said "You too."

The final round started in everyone was standing on these hexagonal objects.

Pink player asked "Whoa what's this game?"

Bullet Player replied "This is the game where I send you and your little friend crying home to your Mommys. See you two at the bottom."

The countdown starts.

Y/n said "Not if we see you there first."

Pink Player asked scratching his head "Bottom?

All the hexagons they were standing on disappeared when they landed on the first level of hexagons.

Red Player panicked "No. No. No. No."

Red player starts to run around making the hexagons below his feet disappear.

Pink Player panicked while moving "Not good, just keep moving."

Y/n said trying to calm him down "Dude calm down, you need to save these hexagons if you want to win. I mean just look at the Bullet guy."

Red Player looks at the Bullet Player and he sees that he is happily frolicking around hexagons.

Pink Player asked "What the?

He falls down and reaches the second level.

Y/n asked "You okay man?"

Pink Player replied "I'm fine. Just keep moving."

Y/n said "You got it."

After a little bit, Red Player is on the third level, while both the Bullet Player and Y/n are on the second level. A few moments pass, then the Red Player is on the 4th level. The Bullet Player is on the third level. Y/n is still on the second level, then Red Player thought about both Bullet Player and Y/n's performance.

Pink Player said "They're good."

Then the bullet player took a looked at Y/n performance.

Bullet Player said to himself "The KID is better than I thought. Hard to believe this is his first game."

Bullet Player then lands on the fourth level.

Bullet Player said "So it's down to you two and me huh? I got to give you both credit. You both played well for your very first game. Y/n especially. He almost came in first place."

Y/n landed on the third level.

Y/n asked "What do you mean almost came in first place?"

Pink Player asked "Yeah. What makes you so sure he won't win? What makes you so sure I won't win?"

Bullet Player said "Because at the end of the day, noobs always lose."

Y/n said "That's only because you haven't been playing with this ''noob''."

Pink Player said "Don't be so sure of yourself Y/n. I am laser-focused. I'm locked in. I'm going to win this match because I'm the best..."

Before he could finish his sentence he fell and got eliminated.

Bullet Player said "Looks like it's just you and me now. I told you he wouldn't win. And now you'll meet the same fate as he did

Y/n teased "I wouldn't be too sure of that."

He points below the Bullet Player. Bullet Player looks down and sees that there aren't any more hexagons for him to stand on. He then falls and gets eliminated just like Red Player.

Y/n asked in shock "I-l won?"

He jumped up with joy he cheered "I actually won!"

He sits on top of a pedestal with a crown on his head.

Bullet Player said "There's no way."

Red Player said "Looks like you were wrong. Looks like noobs win after all."

Bullet Player said "You fell right into his hands. He's no noob. Remember what I said earlier? Noobs never win?"

Y/n goes to both of them "No you are wrong, I really am a noob."

Bullet Player said sarcastically "Sure you are."

Y/n said "I'm being serious. Look at my crown count." He pointed to his count.

They both look at his crown count and see that he only has one crown.

Bullet Player asked "So... you really are a noob? Then how... how did you win and know what to do in the mini-games?"

Y/n replied "Listen, I'm just as shocked as you are."

Pink Player said "Maybe he is just a natural at the game."

Y/n said "You might be right but both of you did great as well."

Bullet Player said "Well, I guess I better stop calling you a noob. And I just want to say I'm sorry, I've been a real jerk to you, and Pink Player, ever since this whole thing started. Let's start over. Hi, I'm Veteran."

Veteran holds out his hand and Y/n looks at it then takes it and shakes it.

Y/n said "Y/n."

Pink Player said "Congrats on the victory dude."

Y/n said "Thanks. You know you're a pretty awesome guy. want to be friends?"

Pink Player said "Sure."

Y/n said "Nice."

They both fist bumped.

Red Player said "But listen here comrade, you may have won the battle, but you will not win the war."

Sometime later Cyan Player spawned into Fall Guys.

Cyan Player said "Wow so this is Fall Guys ultimate knockout?Cool! I sure hope I do well. Maybe I can win in my very first match."

A voice was heard offscreen "You won't."

He turns around to see Red Player wearing a Unicorn horn, fairy wings, and a ballerina tutu.

Another voices said offscreen "Well. Unless you're as talented as me."

He turns to the other direction and sees Y/n in a penguin costume.

End of chapter.