A new year special

This is just a special chapter in celebration of a new decade uwu

And this will be written dialogue style.

I hope you all enjoy and once again, happy new year!

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Lydia: Hey Ari, what are you looking at?

Arianna: Just some pictures of Theo~ He's so adorable!

Lydia: Yeah... He really is-

Theo: Did someone say my name?

Arianna: [Whispering to Lydia] omg omg! How'd he get here?!

Lydia: [Also whispering] Don't ask me!

Theo: I can hear you two you know...

Dean: Lydia darling, there you are! You've been slacking off during your shifts recently!

Lydia: [Backs up] Boss!? Wtf where did you come from!?

Arianna: Language Lydia!

Lydia: Sorry sorry!

Theo: Lydia cusses? I didn't think she's that kind of person. Soda girl, you're really full of suprises hm?

Lydia: I'm pretty sure everyone cusses you know!

Arianna: Except you cuss as a habit when you're suprised or agitated. -_-"

Dean: Do you know how many times she cussed at customers?

Lydia: Shush. They were being extremely rude ok!

Theo: Hahahahah!

Lydia: What's so funny!?

Theo: Nothing nothing~ It's just, before I ever really knew you I thought you were the 'influencer' kind of girl.

Lydia: Ya got a problem with the person I really am!?

Theo: No, I just think it's kind of cute.

Lydia: W-wha? >///<

Arianna: [Whispering to Dean] They're so cute...Ó╭╮Ò

Dean: Are you jealous?

Arianna: A little bit :((

Theo & Lydia: What's the point in whispering if we can still hear you two! And I'd never go out with a person like this!

Dean: ....

Arianna: ....

Maia: SHIP!

Sylvie: SHIP! (2)

Theo, Lydia & Arianna: When and how did you guys get here!?

Maia: I am everywhere.

Sylvie: I am omnipresent!

Li Shin: I AM ASIAN GOD!

Everyone except Lydia and Arianna: Who are you? (・ัω・ั)

Li Shin: [Disappears]

Jax: It seems that the less known characters are now making their entrance. Well Hi guys-

Lydia: MOTHERF*CKER *BEEEEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*

Arianna: LANGUAGEEE!

Everyone else: [Gasp]

Jax: Yeah, I missed you too babe.

Lydia: F*ck off you *beep* *beep*

Sylvie: I-is this really Lydia? QwQ

Theo: What did this boy do to you for you to cuss at him like that?

Lydia: He's a damn creep!

Maia: And what did he do to become a creep?

Jax: I did nothing!

Lydia: Mhm... Nothing. [Facepalms]

Jax: I just used to watch her from school till she's home to make sure she's safe! I sent texts about every hour and always brought her flowers so she knows how much I love her! And soon after she blocked me on every platform and ignored all the flowers I would bring her... How is that being a creep!?

Theo: EW everything about that is being a creep. Are you alright?

Dean: Watching her head home and sending her texts every hour is what a stalker would do.

Maia: No wonder she hates you!

Sylvie: Big Ew!ಥ_ಥ

Arianna: How come you never told me about that Lydia?

Lydia: I didn't want to worry you Ari...

Arianna: I'm more worried now because there's so much happening to you that I don't even know about! And you creep, get the hell out of here! [Brings out a knife]

Everyone: [Gasp]

Theo: Now I believe everyone here holds suprises...

Arianna: Leave Jax! Or this will be the end of you!

Jax: ok ok fine I'll go! Jeez. [Exits]

Lydia: [Sighs in relief] thank goodness...

Adley: What are you all doing messing around here? You guys should be studying!

Theo: P-professor!

The students: [Hides]

Adley: Hello Theo.

Dean: Who cares about studying, enjoy your youth. YOLO! (՞ټ՞)

Adley: Yeah YOLO when you grow up and end up becoming a NEET while living in your parents basement.

Theo & Lydia: That honestly doesn't sound too bad-

Adley: That is VERY bad! Do you two want to contribute nothing to the society!?

Lydia: Why contribute to the society, when the society contributes nothing to me? ;)

Everyone: [Facepalms]

Lydia: At least it wasn't as bad as a dad joke!

Theo: It was as bad as a dad joke...

The rest: [Sadly nodding in agreement]

Lydia: (─.─||)

Mr. Hill: Did I hear dad joke?

Lydia: oH nO

Mr. Hill: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

[Silence]

Mr. Hill: An INVESTIGATOR!

[Insert cricket noises]

Mr. Hill: [Laughs in dad jokes]

Lydia: Dad...

Mr. Hill: What did you say sweetie? You want more dad jokes?

Lydia: Dad I-

Mr. Hill: How do you get a country girls attention?

Lydia: Dad please-

Mr. Hill: A tractor!

[Insert more cricket noises]

Mr. Hill: Do you guys want more? Because Big daddeh has a LOT more [Laughs in big daddeh]

[...]

Mr. Hill: Guys, where did you all go? Sweetie?

[...]

Mr. Hill: Is anyone still here?

[...]

Mr. Hill: No? Ok then. :( [Exits]

R I P Big Daddeh

2019-2020

You will be remembered for your corny dad jokes.

✨ Happy new year ✨

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