"I HAVENT BEEN ON ANIMAL CROSSING FOR A WHOLE MONTH.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS HOW MANY WEEDS HAVE PROBABLY GROWN IN THAT TIME??!

OR DREAM VILLAGERS THAT HAVE MOVED AWAY???!!"

*deep breath*

"You know what I'm not gona deal with this now nooope."

-1 Month Later-

"OOOHHHH MYYYYY GOOOO-"

*repeat*