(Kawaii~Chan)
The café was silent. It was never silent. Something must be wrong. But I'm no witch, I'm barely trained in magicks. And I'm only allowed to use them for baking.
But Zane was back in town! I bet Aphmau was doing everything she could to check up. That's when it happened. When he called.

"KAWAII~CHAN?!?!??!!!!"

"Eep! Zane?!"

"Did you know Aphmau had a boyfriend?!"

What?!

                         (Aphmau)
"Zane! For the hundredth time! He is not my boyfriend!"

"I mean," Aaron blushed. "I could be...."

"You're not helping!"

"It's just that, well, I might, you know, kinda, sorta, maybe like you, just a tad."

"Yeah yeah I like you too but we can talk about this later!"
I blushed but managed to keep a stern face.

I snatched Zane's phone from his hands and held his shoulders. I glared into his eyes.

                       (Zane)
I knew that look all too well, it was the face she made when she was gonna raid my my little horsie collection for upsetting her.

I rolled my eyes.

She rolled hers back.

I rolled mine harder.

She responded.

This reminded me of something, maybe it was from a video game or something.

Eventually she rolled her eyes so hard she almost passed out. I went to help her up but the black haired bicep beat me to her.

"What's your name...?" I asked it.

"Aaron..." It replied.

Little did I realize that Aphmau hadn't hung up of KC after taking my phone and she had overheard our conversation.

"AAAAIIIIIIIIIAIAIAIAIAI!!!!!!" She squealed.

"Oh no...."

"UnderTale is Kawaii~Chan's favorite game!"

I ran away before I could hear any more but as I was running I realized I wasn't getting anywhere. I looked down at my legs. They were glued to the ground with bird poop.

"What the-"

"That's right!" A large feathered mass stepped out of a bush. "It is I! The Great Papyrus!"

"What?!"

"Oops, er, I mean, The Great Castor!"

"You still live here?!"

"Indeed! I will not be intimidated by this Brandon I have heard so much about! Chickens are much better than horses!"

"I prefer horses to be honest..."

"No you don't!"

"Huh?"

"Have some spaghetti!"

Who caught the undertale humor comment here! I am a huge fan of the game rn so I figured I would add that randomness in plus the Aaron Easter egg comment here if you screamed when you read that.