Big time hero or whatever

So we see our hero on top of a building


Joseph: Oh hello guys it's me the gamer with a mouth Gamepool and I'm here looking for a bounty that I've been told by a certain pussy cat that should be her soon

He says as he pulls out some binoculars and looks out of them and sees the target

Joseph: there he is that child murdering son of a bitch

He sees him then go inside of a pizzeria

Gamepool got all of his melee weapons together that he has on his person at all times

Joseph: yep that's my gear all right and I have tons more and it might be overkill but I don't shit

He then goes down there and he barges in

Joseph: WILLIAM AFTON

William: hey who the hell are you

Joseph: I'm that gamer now your coming with me

William: and why would I do that

Joseph then pulled out a wanted poster

Joseph: like I said your coming with me

Springtrap: hahaha your wasting your time I always come back

Joseph: well then I just have to put you down for good

The kid souls then started cheering for him

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Joseph: now then

Joseph threw his ninja star and cut the mask clean off his face

Springtrap: ah bitch

Joseph grabs the mask

Joseph: ah one for the contractor and this is for me

Joseph lift his mask up and breath fire

Springtrap: aah I'm on fire

Springtrap is running around and on fire

Joseph then walks around and sees something in the parts and service room

Joseph: hmm you know what I'm taking this with me

5 minutes later Joseph was standing in front of a burning pizza place with a springlock suit next to him

Joseph: ahh perfect

Just then Joseph Girlfriend showed up next to him

Spider Gwen: Joseph please tell me this wasn't you

Joseph: I thought I told you to call me gamepool when the mask is on Respect my fucking gangsta

Spider Gwen: ugh Joseph why are you like this

Joseph: this is bounty mission from shield that all I'm going to say

Spider Gwen: you know you could be in big trouble for causing arson

Joseph: bigger then your spider booty and

he gave Gwen's ass a little poke

Joseph joke got him a punch from Gwen


Joseph: ouch well that well that was mature and I thought you spider people liked jokes

Spider Gwen: not when not about my butt why are you so obsessed with it

Joseph: because it's my fetish and your my girlfriend so get used to this and more

Spider Gwen took a deep breath and looks down at Joseph she actually likes Joseph or at least she does most of the time she just wishes he wasn't so much like his father

Joseph: look babe there were haunted animatronics in there and there weakness was fire so I made a decision with my fire breath

Joseph breath fire and accidentally burned his mask

Joseph: DAMN IT

He pulls out another mask and put it on

Spider Gwen:... just like a dragon

Joseph: like I'm gonna be dragging these nuts across your face

Spider Gwen:...

Spider Gwen cracks her knuckles

Joseph: oh would you look at time my boss is calling me

Joseph teleports away

Spider Gwen: some times I can't believe I love that man

Joseph then teleported behind her and smacked her ass

Joseph: haha got ya

He teleported away again

Spider Gwen: JOOOOSEEEEEPHHHH

Joseph is now in his penthouse

Joseph: ah home sweet home

He goes inside and goes in the living room

He has every game console you can think of in the living room and some empty pizza boxes

Joseph: ahh home sweet-

Joseph stopped in his tracks  when he saw his boss Maria Hill

Joseph: uhh director I didn't think you would be break into my penthouse today

Maria: Joseph I see your back did you take care of the target

Joseph: yes springtrap is taken care of

Maria: excellent work as usual Joseph

Joseph: so do you have the money cause if not you could always just you know sit on my fa-

Maria: zip it your money on the table

Joseph: okay then

I go to the brief case of 50 grand

Maria: you know since you've been an agent for a while I feel like it's time for you to join the avengers

Joseph: I don't know I'm mostly known as a lone wolf

Maria: that's an order Joseph... you do it and I'll think about joining your harem

Joseph: how do you know about that

Maria: I been waiting for to be here for a long time

Joseph: err fine but do not force yourself to okay

Maria: hmm alright then just make sure you report to the avengers tower tomorrow

Joseph: okay

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