Big time hero or whatever
So we see our hero on top of a building
Joseph: Oh hello guys it's me the gamer with a mouth Gamepool and I'm here looking for a bounty that I've been told by a certain pussy cat that should be her soon
He says as he pulls out some binoculars and looks out of them and sees the target
Joseph: there he is that child murdering son of a bitch
He sees him then go inside of a pizzeria
Gamepool got all of his melee weapons together that he has on his person at all times
Joseph: yep that's my gear all right and I have tons more and it might be overkill but I don't shit
He then goes down there and he barges in
Joseph: WILLIAM AFTON
William: hey who the hell are you
Joseph: I'm that gamer now your coming with me
William: and why would I do that
Joseph then pulled out a wanted poster
Joseph: like I said your coming with me
Springtrap: hahaha your wasting your time I always come back
Joseph: well then I just have to put you down for good
The kid souls then started cheering for him
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Joseph: now then
Joseph threw his ninja star and cut the mask clean off his face
Springtrap: ah bitch
Joseph grabs the mask
Joseph: ah one for the contractor and this is for me
Joseph lift his mask up and breath fire
Springtrap: aah I'm on fire
Springtrap is running around and on fire
Joseph then walks around and sees something in the parts and service room
Joseph: hmm you know what I'm taking this with me
5 minutes later Joseph was standing in front of a burning pizza place with a springlock suit next to him
Joseph: ahh perfect
Just then Joseph Girlfriend showed up next to him
Spider Gwen: Joseph please tell me this wasn't you
Joseph: I thought I told you to call me gamepool when the mask is on Respect my fucking gangsta
Spider Gwen: ugh Joseph why are you like this
Joseph: this is bounty mission from shield that all I'm going to say
Spider Gwen: you know you could be in big trouble for causing arson
Joseph: bigger then your spider booty and
he gave Gwen's ass a little poke
Joseph joke got him a punch from Gwen
Joseph: ouch well that well that was mature and I thought you spider people liked jokes
Spider Gwen: not when not about my butt why are you so obsessed with it
Joseph: because it's my fetish and your my girlfriend so get used to this and more
Spider Gwen took a deep breath and looks down at Joseph she actually likes Joseph or at least she does most of the time she just wishes he wasn't so much like his father
Joseph: look babe there were haunted animatronics in there and there weakness was fire so I made a decision with my fire breath
Joseph breath fire and accidentally burned his mask
Joseph: DAMN IT
He pulls out another mask and put it on
Spider Gwen:... just like a dragon
Joseph: like I'm gonna be dragging these nuts across your face
Spider Gwen:...
Spider Gwen cracks her knuckles
Joseph: oh would you look at time my boss is calling me
Joseph teleports away
Spider Gwen: some times I can't believe I love that man
Joseph then teleported behind her and smacked her ass
Joseph: haha got ya
He teleported away again
Spider Gwen: JOOOOSEEEEEPHHHH
Joseph is now in his penthouse
Joseph: ah home sweet home
He goes inside and goes in the living room
He has every game console you can think of in the living room and some empty pizza boxes
Joseph: ahh home sweet-
Joseph stopped in his tracks when he saw his boss Maria Hill
Joseph: uhh director I didn't think you would be break into my penthouse today
Maria: Joseph I see your back did you take care of the target
Joseph: yes springtrap is taken care of
Maria: excellent work as usual Joseph
Joseph: so do you have the money cause if not you could always just you know sit on my fa-
Maria: zip it your money on the table
Joseph: okay then
I go to the brief case of 50 grand
Maria: you know since you've been an agent for a while I feel like it's time for you to join the avengers
Joseph: I don't know I'm mostly known as a lone wolf
Maria: that's an order Joseph... you do it and I'll think about joining your harem
Joseph: how do you know about that
Maria: I been waiting for to be here for a long time
Joseph: err fine but do not force yourself to okay
Maria: hmm alright then just make sure you report to the avengers tower tomorrow
Joseph: okay
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