To say you were so full was a lie, you swore your stomach grew twice its size.It seems that everyone at the table was like that too yet, unlike you, were still drinking ale and so much wine.Heck, they all are still eating to their hearts content.

Not long you took some tangerine and feed it to Snow "Go ahead, eat up!" it took him a second but he ate each slice you give him, anything fruit related he will eat immediately.

"Ia.You never told us the critter you have there?What is it??" Ori ask, about to bit off a chunck of meat from the chicken leg.

You smile at him "His name is Snow, he is a ferret."

Ori made a 'oh alrighty then' face then keeps on eating.Not long everyone ate till they couldn't no more.All that was left was some leftover and dishes..

"Okay then..!" You got up, stretch a bit, then began to grab the empty plates "...let me take care of this-."

"Excuse me?I'm sorry to interrupt but what do I do with my plate?" That was Ori, he was questioning Bilbo who was talking to Gandalf.

Not long Fili comes in "Hey Ori don't worry I know what to do!" taking the plate, stare at it, then he threw it at fast speed towards Kili soon it was a repeat cycle.

"Hey stop that!No not that!That bowl is given to me by my mother and it's over 100 years old!"

No matter what Bilbo dose no one dares to listen to him, this was out of his control.

"Gandalf you don't mind if I just stand behind you right?" You were in the middle of flying dishes.You had to take cover.

Gandalf puffs his pipe before chuckling to himself "Is it because you can not throw as good as they?"

"No." You made your way over, soon watching as they began to get serious, then eye the nephews who began it all "I just think it is not my time to die, not by flying dishes that is."

The dwarves at the table began to make some noise by stomping their feet and using there silverware and bang them onto the table over and over again.

Bilbo got mad at that "No!D-Don't do that!You'll blunt them!"

That made them laugh as well as encouraged them more.

"You hear that boys?He says we may blunt the knives!" Bofur spread the word as they all laugh at Bilbo.

"Blunt the knives!~Bend the forks!~" Kili sang right as he caught the dishes Fili threw, soon Fili sang as well "Mush the moles and burn their corpse!~"

"Mess up the glasses till their in vain!~That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!~" the dwarves then all began to throw and toss plates and silverware at Fili none stop.

You were of course amazed but clapped along, it was very entertaining for you.Even Gandalf was puffing his pipe to the point he exhales a perfect ring of smoke, soon being destroyed by three cups going through it.The song was very catchy.

Not long everyone was in the kitchen singing their song and when Bilbo cane storming in he was in disbelief at what he saw.All his precious dishes unharmed and ever so clean.He couldn't believe it.Every dwarf saw that and laughed out in joy and endless laughter.

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

Silence took the room, only hearing your heart beat, before Gandalf looks down the hallway slowly, pipe barely in his mouth "He is here."

You knew who 'he' was.You were a mixture of fear and ever so eager to meet him, but like you said before.Thorin will judge you till you prove your a true part of The Company.

Everyone watch as Gandalf strode his way to the door.Everyone watch as he opens it to reveal a man with jet black hair, puffy dark coat, and a overly egoistic pride seep from the man at that porch; That person was THE Thorin Oakenshield.

"Gandalf?" He made his way inside, he didn't seem that amused at the place, continuing on "You said this place will be easy to find.I got lost.Twice." He takes off his hood, soon holding it in his arms, still has words to speak "I would of not found it if it wasn't for that mark on the door."

Now that gots Bilbo's attention "A mark?Impossible I had this door repainted two weeks ago-?!"

"Ah yes, well, I put that mark there." Gandalf informs him then continues on "But yes Bilbo Baggins I like to introduce you to the leader of this company; Thorin Oakenshield."

"Ah.So this is the Hobbit?" Thorin checks Bilbo out, he didn't seem that pleased.

He then began to walk around him "Tell me Baggins, have you been in fights?"

"Pardon?"

"Your weapon of choice; Axe or Sword?What is it??"

"Well ya see I have a skill in playing conquers.." Bilbo felt intimidated by Thorin, so he goes into his shell "..Butttt I do not see why that is so irrelevant."

Thorin rolls his eyes "Thought it much.He looks more like a grocerier then a burglar."

A few dwarfs laught at his joke as you felt bad for Bilbo.

As that was happening you were next to Bombur and Nori, you being small to not be seen, but after Gandalf introduced him to Thorin he made a motion in which he wishes to come forth.You were hesitant but came over to him anyway.

"Throin their is some else I like you to meet.."

Thorin didn't seem happy after seeing Bilbo yet once he saw the smaller form he could tell that this was a women "And that be?"

Gandalf pats you on the head "This is (Y/N) Baggins.She is-."

"UNCLE!SHE SIGNED THE CONTRACT!SHE IS IN-!" Kili was kept quite by his brother Fili and Bowlin.

Thorin eyes widen not by just shock but rage, his teeth grin together like rocks "So she did?"

You gulp, swallowing your fear as best as you can, then spoke "Yes I did.Is their a problem?"

The icy blue eyes he bore were like daggers.Not long you find the man himself towering over your form, going around you like he did to Bilbo, but he did not ask you much questions.Just quiet.

"I disapprove of this."

Your heart drop, knowing it would, but dame that hurt.

Dwalin spoke out "Thorin she signed the contract!It can not be undone-!"

"She will be nothing but a tad pool!She will slow us done and you all know that.A women is supposed to stay home, make dinner for their husband, and take care of their dwarflings.That is the life a woman should have, not take a journey to her death-!"

"You are just saying all this because I'm a woman?" You scoff, so this is how it is gonna be, let's go off then "Get your eyes out of your ass and face the facts!I may be a girl but do I breath, eat, see, hear, and feel emotion like you?Huh?!You may think it is a man world only but oh no hOnEy it's also a womans world too!Women are so much stronger then you ever will know in your life time!Heck, we live longer then you dumbass!" Everyone backed the hell up as you let it all out, no one feels safe when they see how piss you are "I swear to god that people like you sicken me!Judge us by our gender!You don't even know shit about me and here you trying to get rid of me before day one!Give this girl a chance to prove herself you snarky bitch!"

Silence...

No one spoke.

No one blink.

No one moved.

No one dared to do anything but stand still.

The silence was part of the intense environment, that was till you realized what you had done.

You look around and rub your neck, smiling your nerve wreck smile "I... I seen to gone to far on that one..hehe?"

Bilbo took a bold step and tap your shoulder "You didn't just go far, you let your demons out with it."

Your smile fade.

You ruined your chance.

Fuck-.

"Tell me what you know."

You blink, confuse "Eh?"

"You said all that to prove a point, tell me what you know Hobbit?"

You nod, soon answering him "I know how to have hand-to-hand combat and know lots of self defense-!"

"Any weapon?"

You stayed silent for that one.

He thinks it over, the seconds passed by freightens you slightly, then he finally spoke once again "Understand this.You must be able to pull your own weight and hunt, like all of us, or you will be left behind.Got it?"

You never felt so relieved in your life you just want to give this bastard of a hot ass man a hug!

Everyone soon cheer not long you follow them to the fire place.A warm bowl of stew made just for Thorin on the table.Steamy and hot.

"Remind me not to piss you off." You punch Fili in the arm playfully before Kili joins in "The kitten has fangs after all!"

These boys will be the end of you.