HOLY WATER

NAMHYE POV

"EH...ehhh?!" I gaped as my eyes widened as soon as our lips parted, and I stared up at a pair of doe eyes that was looking at me curiously.

"WHAT-" I asked but was immediatelt cut off by the same pair of lips again, planting a kiss as my cheeks flushed red, and the man infront of me grinned.

"Shhh... quiet," he replied and my eyes widened even more.

"Oh.. okay- wAIT you can talk now," I whisper-yelled and Jungkook smiled.

"The mermen told me that a kelpie can get their voice if they share voices with humans by putting our mouth on theirs! Isn't that cool?!" He replied and I stayed silent as he stared at me.

"By the way, I liked it. I want to do it again," he whispered before leaning in, and I froze as I felt my brain shut down.

"Hey Namhye, I wanted to- HOLY FUCKER!"

Me and Jungkook's eyes widened, then we trailed our eyes to the man who standing beside the door, and he gaped at both of us as Jungkook was hovering above me and I gasped as I looked at him.

"Taehyung it's not what it-"

Before I could explain any further, Jungkook was dragged away from me, and he was plummeted to the ground as Taehyung slammed a pillow on his repeatedly.

"You disgusting piece of horse shit! MY SISTER IS A VIRGIN! I'm totally NOT letting her touch some musty crusty seasalty lips on her first kiss! Who knows how many years have you not brushed your teeth?!" He scolded as he kept practically abusing Jungkook with a pillow and a slipper.

"Sorry! Sorry!" Jungkook whimpers, and Taehyung freezes, as his body goes pale white, and he turns to me as he drops his slipper.

"D-did he just say something? Or is it just me?" He asked as he stared at me, and I sighed.

"He did get the ability to speak. How? He said he got it from the kiss. He said a voice could be inherited or whatever," I replied and Taehyung gaped as he looked at the man.

"And so I thought you were innocent. Since you kissed her, we're not letting such crusty man stay with her anytime soon until she goes to college and gets a stable job," Taehyung tutted as he grabbed the kelpie by the arm, tugging him to the exit.

"Wait, don't you have two people in your bedroom? And by the way, what happened between you and them?" I cocked a brow and Taehyung froze again as he turned to me.

"I-I mean... why do you wanna know? Nothing happened!" He replied and I rolled my eyes.

FLASHBACK

"Ew, a cramped room," Yeonjun mutters as he looks at two soft bed mats on the floor, and Taehyung snorts.

"Ew, two stinky mermen," he tsked before walking out of the bathroom.

"Hey, Mr. Taehuman?" Yeonjun asked, and Taehyung turns at the young merman behind him, and Yeonjun looks up at him.

"You know... I'm always curious of what human flesh sticks are capable of. Do you know what they are, mister?" Beomgyu asked as his eyes shone brightly, and Taehyung stares at them blankly.

"Human flesh sticks are responsible for the human existence, don't mermen have like... fish dicks or something? But anyway, I think I may have a few presentations for your knowledge," Taehyung said before walking towards the shelf, and taking something out before handing it to them.

"Here, I found this in the back of my shelf. This should... open your eyes a bit," he said before tossing the disc towards them, and Beomgyu and Yeonjun stare at it weirdly before shrugging their shoulders.

Let's just say they had a very interesting night.

END OF FLASHBACK

"Don't tell me you... corrupted those two, did you?" I narrowed my eyes at him, and Taehyung shoot a glare.

"No! Why would I corrupt them? They're curious and would find out either way!" He retorted and I rolled my eyes.

"You....! Ugh! Fine! Just... get out of my room, it's late now! And uncle Hoseok isn't even texting back...," I said as I scrolled through my phone and Taehyung fishes his phone out as well.

"Well... now that I think about it... his Kakao isn't really active lately. I wonder what shit he got into with that officer," Taehyung mumbles and I sigh as I close my phone again.

"Alright, I'm going to bed now. And you should too!" I said and Taehyung raised a brow.

"Are you sure you're going to bed alone? Or will you continue what the fuck you guys were doing?" He taunts, and I pushed him to the exit.

"KIM TAEBITCH I am not that kind of person! Jungkook just needed someone to get his voice back!" I grumbled as I opened the door.

"Fine, fine! Students these days, always getting into temporary relationships," he rolled his eyes and I rolled my eyes as he walked out of the door.

I closed the door slowly before looking at Jungkook.

"Good evening, milady," he smiled and I tilted my head.

"Milady?" I replied.

"Of course, it is my way of showing my gratitude to someone who admires me," he said and I stared at him blankly.

"What do you mean, admire?" I replied.

"Humans are really interesting huh, they turn hot with physical contact, and their chests beat faster, a woman's breasts are-"

"Hold up Mr. Horseman, did you just say breasts?!" I exclaimed.

"A human girl's breasts are soft. I wonder if there is anywhere there that is much nicer?"

HOSEOK POV

"AAAACHOOO!" I sneezed, and Yoongi flinches as we were both seated on the bed, we decided that we'd both share the bed from this day onwards. And Yoongi was reading a book as he stared at me.

"You got a cold? I have tea," he immediately said and I wiped my nose.

"N-no... it's not that," I sniffled, and Yoongi tilts his head.

"Then?"

"My overprotective uncle senses are suddenly tingling," I narrowed my eyes, the itchiness of my nose beginning to intensify.

"Maybe it's the allergies, I'll go get medicine," he said.

"Nope, it's alright Hoseok, they're definitely fine! It's not like Taehyung and Namhye did some stupid stuff! They're both going to be adults soon enough! Yeah Hoseok!" I repeated and Yoongi rolled his eyes.

"Last night, you had the same expression on your face when I asked you why you were blushing," Yoongi mumbled as he read his book.

"I wasn't blushing!" I replied.

"Keep telling yourself, that," Yoongi replied.

Suddenly, we heard a crash.

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(UNEDITED)

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