TAESIMP

THIRD PERSON POV

"Alright you mers, time to go on land, you ready?" Seokjin asked as he looked at Namjoon, and Namjoon looks down at the black glowing orb in his palm. 

"Yeah, yeah. I'm ready," Namjoon said as he looked at Yeonjun and Beomgyu.

"Alright kids, I guess we're going near shore now. If I'm not wrong, no people will be here so we should be fine," Namjoon said as he held out the orbs to the other boys.

"I'm kinda scared. Are humans... scary?" Yeonjun asked and Seokjin smiled at him.

"Don't worry. Me and Namjoon will take good care of both of you. We'll complete this mission," Seokjin beamed before taking the orb, and slowly bringing it to his lips, swallowing it whole.

"Does it have... a flavor?" Namjoon asks.

"Tastes like.... freshwater. Overall not that bad," Seokjin says and Namjoon nods before doing the same, followed by Beomgyu and Yeonjun.

"Now, all we have to do is dry our legs and we should have human legs," Seokjin said as he swam up to the surface, and Namjoon and the others followed him.

"So, are you mers ready?"

TAEHYUNG POV

As I shrugged all those thoughts off. I made my way home as I kept recalling a figure that looked a lot like Jungkook.

It can't be him, right?

Jungkook would never run all the way to a city like Seoul.

Maybe I just need some sleep.

I opened the door, and my eyes met Jungkook's who was sitting obediently on the chair, and I looked at him for a few seconds before sighing.

"Did you do something bad while Namhye was around?" I asked him and crossed his arms.

He just kept staring at me, a pout on his face and I rolled my eyes before walking to the kitchen, taking a fresh carrot before handing it to him, and he takes it awkwardly as I stare at him for  few moments.

No, Jungkook is an innocent little kelpie.

He would never disobey anyone.

"Alright, after your snack, we have to go somewhere. Afterall, I'm kelpiesitting you today," I sighed before grinning.

"Jungkookie, have you ever been to a fansign before?"

THIRD PERSON POV

E-X-O?

Jungkook looked up at the sign confusingly, he stared up at the huge banner with nine men, and they were beautiful, that was what Jungkook thought.

"Bambi-bam-biii~" Taehyung hums as he looks at Jungkook.

"I'm going to meet Baekhyun and make him sign my album! Ahhhh, he's so hot~," Taehyung swooned as he hugged that little book he had on his hand, and Jungkook just stared at him.

"Don't worry, I got you a ticket. You don't have to worry about it! Someday, you'll get to experience what I felt!" He said as he looked at Jungkook who was still confused.

I mean, a fansign. Why would Taehyung sign his electric fan?

Jungkook was around a huge crowd of girls and boys who were waiting for this so-called group, EXO. He didn't know why the name of the group was EXO, he was confused as to why they would name themselves like that.

(A/N: Lets just say all the EXO members are there, they didn't go to military hehe)

"Ah! Look at my new Kyungsoo photocard! He looks sooo cute!"

"Jongdae looks so beautif- wait, who is that handsome guy?"

"He looks so tall, and his skin is so soft... is he a fanboy? Woah, he could be an idol!"

"He looks like a handsome kdrama actor!"

"I think the EXO boys will love to see him!"

"Looks like my guy here is gaining popularity," Taehyung beams as he nudges Jungkook.

"Namhye will probably kill me, but as long as I got to see Baekhyun's face on the day I die I'd gladly accept it," Taehyung muses and Jungkook just nods.

Soon, they heard the crowd roaring, and they started to line up to get inside the venue. As Jungkook kept clutching to Taehyung's shirt all the time, they got to their seats before the fansign starts.

"Don't worry. If you don't want to come, you can stay here," Taehyung beams as he heard his new favorite song, Don't Fight the Feeling playing in the venue, and Jungkook just nods.

"Good day fellow EXO-Ls!" The guy with black hair said and Taehyung cheers back as he nudges Jungkook.

"That's Xiumin! Isn't he gorgeous! Aaah!" Taehyung exhales as he looks at the man. And Jungkook's confusion grows.

Who is this Xiumin? And why are there nine men standing on stage? What is this EXO? Are they food?

NAMHYE POV

"A-aaahchooo!" I sneezed, and Yunho looks at me as I rub my nose.

"What's wrong?" He asks.

"I felt something cold all of a sudden. Something is not right," I sniffed as I then took out my phone, scrolling through my contacts.

My Taebitch-did-some-stupid-fucked-up-shit alarm went off for a second.

I put the phone to my ear, and my eyes widened as it was suddenly sent to voicemail. I stared at the screen before looking at Yunho.

"Yunho, didn't EXO recently had their new comeback?" I asked and Yunho nods as he sips his soda.

"Why?"

"When's the fansign?"

"My sibling went so probably today," he says as he looks at me.

"I knew it. That stupid Kim Taesimp spending money on his idols again."

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Meanwhile, Seokjin was looking at the shore, he was still staring at these weird limbs he got as he wiggled his toes for a bit.

"I feel weird," Seokjin said as he looked at Namjoon, who was looking down at someone.

Or something.

"Hyung, ever since we got on the shore, I've been observing something," Namjoon mutters as he looked down, and Seokjin nods as he kept sitting down, his bare butt being covered by the sand.

"What is this.... long thing between my two legs?" Namjoon asks and Seokjin looks at Namjoon, who was poking it.

"It seems ticklish. I don't want to touch it, maybe it's some kind of self-destruction device on humans," Namjoon hums and Yeonjun and Beomgyu just stare at them.

"I don't know Namjoon. I think you shouldn't touch it. Sometimes, if you're too smart, you end up in dangerous things," Seokjin replied.

"Oh-ah, fine," he says, and he stops touching it, even though he did secretly like it.

"Hyungs, we should probably go and sleep somewhere for the night," Beomgyu said as he stood up, followed by Yeonjun.

"Besides hyungs, I smell something good too! I smell fish from here!" Yeonjun beams and Seokjin and Namjoon soon got up, standing straight as all of them were stark naked.

"Alright tourists and here we are at our natural and organic habitat for long and huge coral reef-" a person said whilst helping out a crowd of people and foreigners.

"Holy shit, wHY ARE YOU NAKED?!"

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(UNEDITED)

Vote or a frog will attack u

And yes, EXO is a kpop group in this au. And yes, Taehyung is a fanboy lmao.

I wanted to add some exposure to other groups aside from BTS such as ATEEZ, Knowing Bros, EXO, actors and other stuff bc I think its really nice they get to interact lol.