THROW YOUR BROTHER AWAY

"Well, uhm you see... uh... Jungkook is uhh... he's.. uh..," I said, trying to find the correct words.

You know what, if I told Taehyung he probably would or would not help me...

..or probably call me a crazy and call the cops.

"Uhmmm.... promise you won't tell uncle?" I asked as I looked at him.

"Yeah? I mean, if it's that important," Taehyung replied and I sighed before looking around.

"Well, I don't even tell people about your huge crush on k-pop idol Byun Baekhyun. That's unfair," I muttered and Taehyung glared at me.

"We talked about that already! Now tell me!" Taehyung whined and I faced him.

"Have you... uh... have you.. really.. had this... uh... uhm...... that you ever uh-"

"STOP STUTTERING."

"IT'S HARD OR YOU'LL CALL ME CRAZY!"

"YOU'RE ALREADY CRAZY!"

"YOU TALK AS IF I DON'T HEAR YOU TALKING TO A WALL EVERY NIGHT."

"I'M JUST A HORNY TEENAGER, OKAY?!"

"HORNY MY ASS! I DIDN'T TELL UNCLE YOU AREN'T A VIRGIN ANYMORE."

"GASP WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!"

"YOU FUCKED YOUR CLASSMATE, I HEARD YOU BOTH."

"STOP BLACKMAILING ME."

"I WILL IF YOU STOP SHOUTING."

"AHHHHHHH"

"AHHHHHHH"

The suddenly, Taehyung's mouth was capped shut and my eyes widened as I looked at the new figure beside them, they swatted their hand on Taehyung's mouth and they sent him a glare.

"Uhmm... well since you wanna know... meet... Jungkook... I guess?"

"MMMWWWWHAT?!"

HOSEOK POV

"My name is Jung Hoseok, and yours?" I replied as I sat infront of the woman who was seated down, a small smile on her face.

"My name is Jenny. Thank you for coming to this blind date," she smiled before taking the menu and looking at the dishes listed.

Since I turned 30 years old, my mom, or specifically Namhye and Taehyung's grandaunt has been listing me into blind dates so that I could settle down in life and quit horseback riding.

After we took our orders, she smiled at me, making me smile back in return.

"I heard you were a gold medal champion in horseback riding in your younger years, that's pretty interesting," she said and I nodded in return.

"I also heard-"

Then, my eyes widened as something else caught my attention, I looked to the left slightly, looking at the figure through the restaurant window.

It was a man. He was staring at me as if I was some kind of filth and I stared back at him before shooting him the look.

"Excuse me Jenny, but I need to deal with something first."

YOONGI POV

I was walking around Hongdae, and it was 7 in the evening as I patrolled around. Nothing was still collected as evidence from the missing people. As I was patrolling, I looked at a certain man as I passed the restaurant, and I stood for a second to stare at him who was all smiley and stuff.

Really? And I see him again?

"Nothing to check here, the thing is. About our unidentified killer who kidnapped a child, there is little to no evidence and it seemed like they just instantly disappeared," I said as I walked around the streets of Hongdae.

"Detective Min, I also recieved another report about a missing child yesterday. The fact that nothing has been solved is making this weird... what if... something... not human is the on behind this?"

"Nonsense! If it happens here in Seoul, it has to be a human and I refuse to believe in such creatures- OW OW OW!"

"Detective Min?! Are you alright?"

"A-ah! OW! THE FUCK ARE YOU-"

Beeep beeep beeep

A sudden pain shot through my right ear as I was dragged away from the restaurant window, and I was soon pushed harshly away, and I furrowed my brows as I cupped my aching ear.

"What the fuck was that all about?!" I exclaimed and the man I was staring at earlier was now infront of me as he crossed his arms.

"What do you mean the fuck was that all about? Somehow, I kind of think you're familiar? Did you do something to me?" He demanded, pointing at me as he stared.

"I don't know you!" I replied, knowing that it would be complicated to deal with this crazy man.

"Oh really? Then why do I clearly remember you from somewhere?!" He exclaimed and I only stared at him.

"How am I supposed know?! I'm just a poor detective!" I fired back and he narrowed his eyes.

"Detective huh, I have a habit of remembering faces when I'm drunk! You're clearly familiar! What did you do?" He asked suspiciously and I only looked at him.

"Listen-"

"No wonder my butt was aching, you need to tell me details," he grumbled and my eyes widened.

"Listen sir Hoefuck it's not-"

"Who the fuck is Hoefuck?!"

NAMHYE POV

"So what you're saying is he, Mr. Horsekook is a fucking kelpie?" Taehyung repeated, and I nodded as Jungkook stood beside me cluelessy.

"That sexy man is a kelpie?!" He said and I nodded again.

Then, after a good 5 seconds, I heard him laugh, like it was not a sane laugh but a laugh of some goat on drugs. It was like he was he was losing his mind.

"If he's a kelpie I'm the fucking husband of Byun Baekhyun goodbye-" he said before his whole body gave up again, making himself faint again and my eyes widened.

"TAEBITCH FUCKING WAKE UP THIS ISN'T THE TIME TO SLEEP," I yelled and he woke up again.

"You tell me this and for what? To believe in some fairytale?!" He wailed and I sighed deeply.

"I trust you to keep this a secret from uncle. I know he's family and all but he's gonna probably get a heart attack when he hears about this. Jungkook is a kelpie, he can transform into a horse, and I have to do more research about him, we have to keep him safe," I groaned and Taehyung said befoee looking at us.

"Wait a minute... Namhye...," he said, and I looked at him.

"Isn't it the opening of classes tomorrow? Then HOW do we do that?!"

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(UNEDITED)

A/N:

Vote and stream butter

And yes, since Namhye just turned 19 and in South Korea students are probably in 3rd year high school by that time now so yep hehe Namhye is in high school :>