World: Remia, Past time.

Two billion years ago there was once a beautiful world called Remia with species that look human but they are 10 feet tall.

These species are not only advanced in technology but they have power called Radiance which is a combination of both Aura and Mana.

Sadly despite their power and advanced technology they stood no chance against the unknown threat called Waken. These creatures are monsters of genocide and nearly kill the entire species of Remia. Only a handful like children and certain adults went into cryo pod to survive the genocide.

One of these survivors is an merc who joined the military called Y/N who promised himself that he will survive the future.

An: Give credit to the wonderful writer: Kfbanime87 for their story inspired me to write this book and with permission I will be using their storyline to create this book.

Pandora orbit, Present time

For the next two billion years Y/N been frozen unaware of what been happening until the day he was founded by an human survivalist and paramilitary organization called Cerberus.

They bring Y/N pod to the orbital space station base that float above the planet Pandora. This planet was known as a wretched hive of scum, villainy, raiders, and just overwhelming destruction and chaos. Many who landed on the planet never came back. Either cause they found a reason to stay or because they were murdered violently by the various twisted people or snarling beasts who live there.

Inside the base several scientists and security personnel milled about the station. Going about their day to day as they studied technology and artifacts. One scientist in particular was investigating a pod that several cerberus soldiers had found during an excavation on a planet in the Terminus System.

The reason they had Y/N's pod still frozen was because they wanted to study him and see if any of his people's traits could be genetically grafted onto regular humans. After all, such power could bring about an age of dominance in the galaxy for all humans.

Sadly they weren't making much progress for the pass month or so since they bring Y/N's pod to the space station. Suddenly the room started to shake as a explosion was heard.

Scientist: "What the hell was that" the leading scientist of this pod said confuse as he look at one of the armored men in the room.

Guard 1: "Probably an attack by some vault hunters. I'll go check it out" one of the guards said hoisting an pistol and about to head out only for pounding to be heard.

Male: "Mayday! we have an escaped sub- agggghhh!" An male voice spoke only to screamed then a crunching sound was heard.

Guard 2: "Sh_t its subject zero!" One of the guards said, causing the scientist next to him to pale.

Guard 1: "take cover doc!" the first guard ordered as both himself and the other guards aim their guns at the door.

Which didn't work so well when the door was suddenly sent flying off its hinges directly into the soldiers. Crushing and splattering the guards blood all over the paling scientist.

Scientist: "Ah!" The scientist screamed in fright and panic before he was sent flying across the room

The scientist tried to get up before a foot stomped on his leg. Snapping it and making him cry out in pain as he looked up at a young, bald woman. Wearing a torn open straight jacket as if it were a shirt. Cuffs that had been shattered wrapped around one wrist and one ankle. She had DD cup breasts, a toned body and a plump _ss, also she have tattoos over almost her entire body.

???: "You idiots should've locked me up better" she said before she stomped her boot again on the other leg of the scientist thus making him scream in agony which she smirked hearing this. Then she noticed the pod which have Y/N face show on the glass.

"So who's the popsicle man?" She ask looking at the scientist.

Scientist: "I won't tell you anything subject zero" the scientist said defiantly while wincing in pain only for the woman's hands to glowed blue which cause the scientist to flinch in fear

???: "Call me that again and see what happens. Now tell me who this is or I'll pull out your intestines from your _ss and feed them back down your throat" she said with a threatening tone.

Scientist: "He's a frozen pod we found on Remia" the scientist said with fear in his voice.

???: "Should that mean something? Never heard of that planet" the woman said with a raised eyebrow at the scientist.

Scientist: "It's a planet that had a humanoid species that was more naturally gifted then us. They had powers inherently that didn't require biotics!" The scientist explained fearing for his life then the woman raised an eyebrow at this as she looked at the pod.

??? "And I'm guessing you Cerberus fucks want to find a way to use that power right?" She asked which the scientist nodded at this. The woman then smirked at this.

"And say I let him go which he escaped. I bet that would p_ss off your bosses huh?" she asked with a condescending tone that cause the scientist to panicked.

Scientist: "What?! No! You can't do that!" The scientist yelled with fear in his tone

???: "Like f_ck I can't" the woman said before her hand started to glow again and ripped open the pod door containing Y/N

"No!" The scientist yelled as he tried to reach up to the pod.

An: As if he could try and undo this.

Y/N soon opened his eyes and fell out of the pod gasping for air as he slowly warmed up.

Y/N: "Fuck thats cold. How long was I in there?" He asked before looking around and seeing his current surroundings.

"Where am I? Where are the Waken?" He asked then see the woman and scientist.

Jack: "Sup handsome. I'm Jack and you're in a Cerberus space base which is hovering over - hey you quack where is this base anyway?" She said looking at the crying scientist under her boot.

Scientist: "Months of my life! Wasted now that the pod is open!" He said with tears running down his cheeks.

Jack: "Focus or I'll peel your tiny d_ck like a banana" she said with a threatening tone.

Scientist: "Gah! We're orbiting Pandora!" He said with fear while Jack paused at this before she smiled savagely.

Jack: "oh hell yes" she said with a grin.

Y/N: "What's Pandora? Is it an place?" he said looking at Jack with curious in his eyes.

Jack: "It's a cesspool of bounty hunters, freaks, and monsters" she said which Y/N tilt his head.

Y/N: "And you're happy about that?" He said which Jack rolled her eyes.

Jack: "It's better than being a experiment for these pro human sh_t stains" Jack said emphasizing this by kicking the scientist in his ribs.

Y/N: "Ah I see. Well what's the plan miss Jack?" He said standing up.

Jack: "Easy, kill anyone here that moves, steal a ship, head down to Pandora, then grab a drink" Jack said as she picked up a dead soldier rifle and threw it to Y/N who grab it and look at it.

Y/N: "Mm impressive technology but I see better" he said.

Jack: "There's your first target" she said gesturing to the scientist on the floor who panicked.

Scientist: "Wait! I can tell you whatever you what! Just don't kill me!" He said only for Y/N to glare then walk up to the scientist who become afraid as Y/N eyes glow.

Y/N: "You are a coward and have negative all around you. I'll make this quick and painless for scum like you" he said lifting his foot then stomp onto the scientist head which exploded.

Jack: "Dang. I didn't expect you to do that. I thought you would be a wuss" she said impressed but she raises her eyebrow at his method.

Y/N: "Don't get me twisted. I was both a military and merc back on my home world. Plus I do have a kind soul it just that war change your body" he said which Jack nod understand what he means.

Jack: "Well 'soldier' why do you trust me? After all that guy could had family" she said which Y/N raised his eyebrow.

Y/N: "You free me instead of escaping. Plus I know for a fact you are being honest as I can see in your eyes that you suffer" he said as he inspected the rifle in his hands.

Jack: "Dang. Well let get the f_ck out of this sh_t hole" she said then the two leave the lab.

It wasn't long until they arrived at a docking bay where twenty armored men are waiting.

Soldier: "Surrender Subject Zero and Subject 309!" The leading soldier said which Jack prepared to attack only for the unpredictable to happened.

The soldiers all were sent flying by some unknown force and each soldier were shot in the head in mere seconds.

Jack look at Y/N with a surprise look who is inspecting his rifle.

Jack: "How the hell did you managed that!" She said completely surprise.

Y/N: "I experience the aftermath of being frozen. So Due to complications stemming from being revived after an extended hibernation, my brain processes time differently however it temporarily" he said which impressed Jack.

Jack: "Also what was that force you did to the soldiers?" She said which Y/N look at her with a tilt head.

Y/N: "It basically Radiance which is a combination of Aura and Mana. I thought you had that" he said which Jack shake her head.

Jack: "No I have biotic" she said which curious Y/N.

Y/N: "Huh I guess the future is different. Anyway let get out of here" he said then the two got onto an escape ship which is a bit small for Y/N but he managed to get in.

Jack: "Can you move your leg it on my stomach" she said which confuses Y/N.

Y/N: "Um your on my lap" he said which cause Jack to froze as she realized what it is.

Jack: "Holy f_ck your hung like a horse!" She said as the escape ship shoot out of the space station.

Pandora surface.

On the planet below. A young blonde woman wearing bunny ears on her head looked up into the night sky of Pandora. Bored out of her mind. Surrounded by 16 raider corpses. She had D cup breasts, a curvy body,and a thicc, heart shaped ass, this was Tiny Tina or Tina to her friends…if she had any.

Suddenly one of the body groan and attempted to get up only for Tina to shoot the body.

Tina: "Now it 16" she said as she twirled her pistol before she holstered it. As she stargazed she saw something hurtling from the sky towards her direction.

A small white ship with some type of yellow logo. She couldn't really make it out as the ship flew over her head and crashed about 20 feet away which slammed into the dirt.

"Ooh lootin time!" The woman said then giggled as she got up and skipped towards the downed ship. Figuring she'd find something amongst the wreckage from whoever crashed that ship only to be surprised to see two people exiting the ship alive.

Jack: "How the f_ck did you managed to hide that beast!" She said with a blush.

Y/N: "I wasn't hiding my c_ck since it was tuck into my shirt when I was in the cryo pod" he said.

Tina: "Ooooo hi newbies! Welcome to Pandora!" Tina greeted waving enthusiastically with a crazed smile while the two look at her.

Jack: "Great not even 5 minutes and we meet one of the locals and it's a brat" she said with a scowl which annoyed Tina.

Tina: "Hey I'm 18 good sir!" She said with  annoyance.

Jack: "I'm a woman" she said as her eyebrow twitch which Tina tilt her head.

Tina: "Really? I thought you were a pre op transvestite" she said surprised in her voice.

Jack then growl as her hand glow blue.

Tina: "Oooo a biotic. You won't last long here. You guys are always cocky and die within a day or two" she said with a crazed giggle.

Y/N: "I think we're all getting off on the wrong foot here. I'm Y/N. What's your name miss?" He said looking at Tina.

Tina: "Hiya handsome! I'm Tiny Tina or Tina to my friends, if I had any! No happy back!" She yelled upset before she quickly composed herself and went back to happy

Jack: "You're not that tiny" she said with a scoff

Tina: "Well I called myself that when I was nine. So sue me sir scowl for becoming a stacked woman" she said with a smirk then they heard some yelling and what looked like some armored cars approaching them.

Raider 1: "Look boys! New meat toboggans!" a crazed voice yelled as one jumped out of the car. Not even opening the door or anything. Just straight up leapt over the door from the seat

Jack: "Oh goodie more locals. These friends of yours Tiny?" She asked with an eye roll.

Tina: "Nah they are all baby dicked losers" she said bored as if talking about the weather.

Raider 2: "Let's kill the guys and sell off the bitch!" One raider cheered.

Jack: "... I'm gonna tear out that one's spine and choke him with it" Jack said calmly with a vein throbbing in her forehead.

Y/N: "Yeah let's do this. Tina you want in?" He asked as he readied his rifle

Tina: "F_ck Yeah! Let's slaughter these d_ckbags!" She cheered as she took out her pistol and a grenade.

Y/N started to lay down a blaze of bullets on the raiders via his assault rifle. Blasting nearly every raider to death as hot bullets shot into their chests.

Jack roared and lifted her hands up. Glowing with biotic energy as she lifted one of the raiders' cars and brought it down upon 5 raiders that had managed to avoid Y/N's opening salvo. Thus crushing them into the dirt.

Tina shot several of the raiders in the chest as she danced around happily and when there was one left she shot him in the crotch making himself scream in pain before she shoved her grenade in his mouth and pulled the pin

Tina: "You get to learn what death tastes like. Enjoy!" She cheered before skipping away. Leaving the raider to explode in a shower of gore and blood. Littering the dirt in red liquid and even burnt organs.

"Woo! That was fun! Let's go kill something else!" Tina cheered while giggling like a lunatic.

Jack: "A little too perky but you get results" she said with a chuckle at Tina. The crazy blonde was starting to rub off on her now.

Y/N nodded at this before he looked at a vehicle with a rail gun on top of it.

Y/N: "Tina what that on top of that car" he said pointing at the car with the rail gun.

Tina: "That an rail gun. Where the hell are you from?" She asked bewildered.

Jack: "Cryo pod. Found him on a space station" she said blankly before Y/N could answer.

Tina: "Ooh a walking talking popsicle! Haven't seen one of them before. Except that dream I had where Popsicles enslaved humanity to build igloo pyramids" she said looking at Y/N who look at her with a surprise face.

Y/N: "I see. Well do you know how to start that or not?" He said.

Tina: "Aye aye captain handsome!" She said as she skipped over to the vehicle and jump into the driver seat.

Jack: "I'm driving" she said firmly knowing she was the best option to drive

Tina: "Hey I'm not a bad driver! I'm perfectly calm when driving" she yelled looking up from the driver's seat.

Jack: "Any accidents on your record?" She asked with a raised eyebrow

Tina: "Not to your knowledge" she said happily before the vehicle started

Jack: "... just tell me where to go me. I want a place I can get a damn drink" she said with a sighed as she wasn't risking it.

Tina: "My place it is! I'll make waffles!" She cheered as Jack took the driver seat as Y/N took the passenger and Tina took the back seat with the rail gun above her.

Y/N "What are waffles?" Y/N asked having never heard of it

Tina: "... your planet must've sucked handsome" She said as if she had just been slapped in the face

Jack shook her head as she drove the truck away through the vast wastes. A beautiful friendship starting from that moment on.

An: And by beautiful I mean chaotic.

An hour later.

The group were now in an underground bunker. Y/N and Jack sitting at a little table on small chairs as Tina got them food and drinks.

An; By which I mean beer and waffles.

Y/N: "Huh this isn't too bad but I like it" he said as he ate some waffles.

Tina: "So now that you're both stuck on this rock What's your plan?" She asked curiously.

Y/N: "No idea. I was literally frozen about 3 hours ago so I've got nothing" he admitted plus He had no idea how far into the future he even was.

Jack: "I say we find a ship and get out of here that vault hunters crap is a dead end" she said as she drank her beer.

Y/N: "... you wanted to come here in the first place" He said while deadpanned.

Jack: "Yeah to get away from cerberus and hope they follow and get killed. I was expecting a planet with lots of bars and bar fighting. Not wastelands of dickless shitstains driving around like they're hot shit cause they have vehicles with wheels" she said blandly

Tina: "Well I got bad news then. We don't really have any ships off world. We have lots of guns and booze though on this planet" she said

Y/N: "There has to be a ship we can use" he said

Tina: "Well there is an old ship that a group of psychos use as a base. All we need is to clear them all out" she said

Jack: "And we would need someone to actually fly the ship. Unless you want to try and fly it cavemen" she said deadpanned

Y/N: "maybe but I might cause it to crash. Plus we don't know if it can fly so we need someone to repair it. Do you know anyone?" he asked Tina curiously

Tina: "Nope. But I know a lady who may know one" she said but she chirped up with a grin.

Jack: "Well let's get going then. The less time we spend here the better" she said as she downed her beer then stood up from the table

Tina: "Aww but I just put in a cake" she said pouted

Y/N: "I'm sure we can stay for cake before we go" he said with a smile

Tina smiled at this then hugged Y/N before she skipped off to the kitchen area of her home.

Jack "This better be some good cake" she said with a sighed as she sat back down only for her eyes to widen when Tina came back in with the cake.

Y/N: "Cakes aren't normally green when not frosted right?" He whispered to Jack.

Jack: "Not to my knowledge" she said as she hadn't had cake before but she was really sure

Tina: "Well it's ready. Dig in." She said with a grin as she cut a slice which then oozed out green slime

Jack: "... nope! No fucking way am I trying it" she said freaked the hell out

Tina then pouted at this before she threw the slice of cake at Jack then started to scream throwing a tantrum.

Jack ducked letting the cake hit the wall and it started to melt the wall shocking Jack and Y/N.

Tina: "huh it took more time to melt it this time" she said stopping to look at the wall before she went back to throwing her tantrum

Y/N: "Look I'm sure you can get it right sometime Tina but for now maybe we should focus on the task at hand" she said as he tried to calm Tina down as she pulled out a pistol and shot at the roof. Tina then perked up at this.

Tina: "so I can go with you?" she asked with a excited smile as she got in Y/N 's face

Y/N say nothing to this and looked at Jack who was behind Tina making a killing gesture over her neck

Y/N: "Sure. If you want to" he said after a thought.

Jack slapped her face at this while Tina cheered excitedly and hugged Y/N into her chest

Tina: "You won't regret it, Handsome! Ooh, so many space things to blow up!" She said while she cheered excitedly as she kept hugging Y/N to her chest.

Jack: "She's your problem I hope you know that" Jack said to the slowly asphyxiating Y/N who was waving his hands trying to get loose.

Later in the wasteland.

The trio was driving the truck following Tina's directions and soon they drove up to what seemed like a run down shack.

Jack: "This is where your friend is?" She asked unimpressed as she parked the truck

Tina: "Yup. The nicest bar in all of Pandora. Welcome to Moxxi's!" She said with a grinned while Y/N looked at the bar and saw a sign that said 'attack at your own risk'.

Y/N: "This Moxxi get a lot of trouble?" he asked also seeing a pile of dead bodies nearby.

Tina: "Not a lot. She sometimes has to splatter some deadbeat for starting something in her place. Or when some customers get handsy without her permission" she said with shrugged before the door to the ramshackled bar opened and what looked like a raider corpse missing half his face fell through the doorway.

???: "You think you're all hot shit?! I'll kill all of you dickless shits!" A female voice yelled before the sounds of gunfire sounded

Y/N without thinking grabbed his assault rifle and rushed in. Seeing a woman behind the bar dual wielding shotguns while 10 raiders stood in front of the bar guns loaded.

The woman had pale white face paint on her face that made her look like a mime, she had brown hair that reaches her neck and she was wearing what looked like a purple ringmaster like outfit with a matching tophat, her outfit showed off her E cups, curvy body, and heart-shaped ass

Y/N immediately fired at the raiders. Sending a rain of assault rifle fire into 5 of them. Burning them with bullets and getting the attention of the other 5 raiders.

The woman behind the bar took this opportunity to fire her shotguns into the faces of 2 of the raiders. Sending splatters of blood across the walls as their bodies fell back to the floor. Before ducking under return fire from one of the last 3 raiders.

Meanwhile the other two raiders fired at Y/N who combat rolled under their Bullets activating his slowdown ability again

After a moment the 3 raiders ran out of ammo but before they could reload they were grabbed by Jack's biotics and slammed against the wall

Raider 1: "Hey! That's cheating you b_tch!" one of the raiders yelled at Jack as she came into the bar with Tina close behind

???: "Ah Tina. These two friends of yours?" the woman asked as she lowered her shotguns

Tina: "Yup meet handsome and dyke!" Tina grinned as she introduced Y/N, who stood up, and jerked a thumb at Jack

Jack: "... I hate you. So very much right now" she said as glared at the blonde while keeping her hold on the 3 living raiders.

Y/N: "I'm Y/N and that's Jack miss" Naruto said as he held out his hand to the woman who he assumed was Moxxi

Moxxi: "Name's Moxxi handsome. Most call me Mad Moxxi. You can call me… anytime" she said as purred out looking him up and down.

Jack: "Isn't he big for you?" She asked with a raised eyebrow at Moxxi.

Moxxi: "He's 20?" She asked as she looked at Y/N.

Y/N: "Correct miss" he said with a nervous chuckle.

Moxxi: "Good he's perfect then" she said licking her lips

Tina: "Oi! Get your own!" She yelled as she pulled Y/N to her and hugged him like he was a toy she didn't want to share.

Moxxi: "Oh don't worry Tina I'll let you join in if you want" she said her gaze turning to Tina with a grin

Tina: "No! He's mine!" She yelled as she shook her head and pouted like a child

Y/N: "I feel like I should have a say in this" he said muffled by Tina's chest

Jack: "Can we do what we came here to do? We're not here to whore handsome out!" She yelled clenching her fists and crushing the captured raiders and killing them sending blood flying.

Moxxi: "You have a temper there huh" she said observing the blood on the wall and floor where the raiders once stood alive.

Tina: "Ooooo you like handsome too" Tina said with a teasing grin at Jack.

Jack: "I've known him for 4 hours" she said deadpanned at the crazed blonde.

Tina: "So if I decided to pants him and make him a very happy man you wouldn't-" she was saying before Y/N got loose from her.

Y/N: "Ok hang the hell on everyone! I literally have been unfrozen for 4 hours! I am not ready for this kind of commitment!" He said as he gasped for breath.

Moxxi: "Ah, a frozen popsicle. I assume you're that experiment Cerberus was trying to hide in that base above the planet" she said as she sat down at a table

Y/N: "Yes and I have so many questions about this time period. For instance what happened to the Waken? Did someone take them out?" Y/N asked desperately wishing to know but everyone look at him with confusion.

Moxxi: "Waken? Do you mean Awaken?" She said.

An: Yes Destiny is in this story.

Y/N: "No these monsters are basically giants that cause massive genocide of any species no matter if they are trillions" he said shocking everyone.

Jack: "No but they definitely sound like monsters" she said taking a seat as Moxxi give her a beer.

Moxxi: "They must be worst than the other threats like Geth or the Hive" she said.

Y/N: "The hell's a Geth or Hive?" He said confused.

Jack: "Geth are AI that was accidental created by the Quarians. And the hive are creatures of darkness" she said.

Y/N: "The hell Quarians?" He said.

Moxxi: "You have a lot to learn handsome but for now tell me what brings you all here? Food? Drinks? Taking a sexy bartender on her bar top and ravishing her?" Moxxi asked with a smirk at Y/N.

Jack: "We're here to ask you for some help getting some help getting a ship so we can get off the planet" she said.

Moxxi: "Hmmmm I suppose you're thinking of taking that ship the Onyx Asphodel from those psychos and raiders right?" She asked

Jack: "That's the name of the ship?" She asked as she drank her beer with a raised eyebrow.

Moxxi: "It used to be a ship for a group of bounty hunters or cowboys or space strippers or something. I don't know honestly" she said with a shrugged

Y/N: "Space cowboy? Heh I kinda like the sound of that" he said with a grin which Moxxi smirked at this and nodded.

Moxxi "well if you wanting a chance to take on those psychos and their numbers you will need some help. Just the three of you won't get the job done plus I'm guessing neither of you two can drive a ship?" she asked Y/N and Jack.

Y/N: "Back in my time I know how a ship fly but this time of year I don't" he said.

Jack: "We only crashed here cause he's a beast" she said simply

Tina: "I could drive!" She yelled as she held up her hand and smiled.

Jack: "No" she said firmly as she shook her head.

Tina: "But-" she try to say.

Moxxi: "no" she said agreeing with Jack.

Tina: "Handsome you'll let me drive right?" She asked with a puppy dog pout

Y/N: "Um you're more a demolition expert Tina so I can see you as a gunner or lab tech making weapons." He said kindly.

Tina "Aw shucks you're making me blush handsome" she said with a smile.

Moxxi: "Anyways if you want I know a few people that want to get off world. One of them is a pilot" she explained

Y/N: "How good are they?" He asked curiously.

Moxxi: "Ones a good shot with guns and the other is his muscle can't understand him worth a damn but he's a gentle soul. Surprised he's still alive on this hellhole but hey goes to show their skill since they've been on this planet for a month. Now the last one is a former Pilot but she got discharged because of a mission gone wrong. Thankfully they are near each other" she said with a shrugged.

Jack: "So two bounty hunters that also want to get off this world and a former pilot of an military. Better than nothing I guess" she said with a shrugged

Moxxi: "I'll take you to them. And if you guys take the ship you can repay me with a little favor" she said with a grin

Tina: "No! Bad cougar!" She yelled as she took out a spray bottle and sprayed at Moxxi.

Moxxi: "Ah! Is this Bullymong p_ss?! Why do you have a bottle of bullymong p_ss?!" She yelled in disgust

Tina: "Don't ask questions!" She yelled lowering her spray bottle.

Moxxi: "I didn't mean that anyway! I just wanted a ride off this hellhole too! This bar sucks and if I can bum a ride I'll be your ship's bartender!" She yelled.

Jack: "Hmmm if you want to be a bounty hunter having her around as a Intel gatherer would help you a lot whiskers" she said as she finished her drink

Moxxi: "It's true. I have a few contacts on other planets." She said as she nodded

Tina: "Some of them exes" she said with a giggle.

Moxxi: "Least I can get a man. Though I'm more interested in my next husband" she said with a smirk and licking her lips at y/n who shivered. Who feeling like prey.

Jack: "Before you scare handsome into being asexual let's go find these bounty hunters and pilot of yours" she said after crushing her beer bottle

Tina: "I'll drive!" She yelled running out to the car

Jack: "Like hell you will!" She yelled as she ran after Tina

Moxxi: "Interesting group you have handsome" she said with a chuckle as her and Y/N followed them outside.

Y/N: "Yeah I'm hoping these two bounty hunters are men and more sane" he said with a sigh

Moxxi: "Men, yes, well one of them. Sane…. Debatable" Moxxi said with a snickered

Y/N: "I'll take it" he said as he got into the passenger seat

Moxxi: "Where am I gonna sit?" She asked curiously seeing there was no room.

Tina: "Oh!" Tina said with a smile before she jumped onto Y/N's lap.

"There you can take the gunners seat while I take the best seat on the planet" Tina grinned as she rubbed her _ss on Y/N's crotch.

Moxxi: "Aww I was hoping for that seat" she said with a sighed.

Tina: "You snooze, you lose Moxxi. Oh and FYI I feel something poking me and it's very big" Tina said with a mad grin as she started to giggle at Y/N's face which was steaming and red.

Jack: "I swear to the gods I don't believe in if you three fuck in that backseat I will pull this car over so help me" she said with a warned tone as she started the truck and drove off.

An: This is 5500 thousand words folks hope you enjoy this long introduction of the story.