Citadel space.

Aboard the citadel, the main station of the alliance, many people were chatting with idle gossip throughout the large space station. People of many different races, humans, Asari, Turians, Salarians, Volus, Elcor, Hanar. All were talking about one subject in particular. The Cosmic Khaos.

A new bounty hunting group that had come from nowhere and had already started to make a name throughout the galaxy. .

News had started to spread after the battle aboard the mars Casino but more news traveled after the reveal from the asari councilor Tevos that a dangerous criminal amongst the asari had been apprehended and turned over to Thessia by this group.

Ripper. One of the alliance's most wanted criminals that many military leaders would've loved to have captured to gain notoriety and even a possible promotion. Along with that was the Capture and Imprisonment of the salarian criminal Quardak.

???: "You hear that some new bounty hunting group captured Ripper and Quardak Commander?" A man in a pilot seat aboard a stealth ship asked, turning to a woman with short red hair wearing a black and red armor set with a gray N7 logo adorned over the left breast. she had DD cup breasts, a toned fit body, and a big round ass

Jane: "I did. It's all anyone is talking about aboard the citadel" the woman, Commander Jane Shephard, responded simply

???: "What? Upset you didn't get a crack at the bastards first?" The pilot asked with a smirk

Jane: "All I care about is that Ripper and Quardak were brought in though I wonder what this group of bounty hunters is like" shr said as she thought to herself

???: "If they brought in Ripper and Quardak then they gotta be tough. Or maybe just insane. You'd probably get along with them actually commander" the pilot said with a snickered.

Jane: "I'm sure they are a well equipped team with a capable leader Joker" she said as she couldn't imagine anything less unaware of what happening to the bounty hunter group.

At Onyx Asphodel.

Currently everything is peaceful when suddenly the PA system turn on.

Sienna: "Code Orange! Claptrap is on the loose!" She said which cause almost the entire crew to panic.

Jack: "Hide the mother f_cking booze!" She said as both herself and Moxxi hide every booze.

Groot: "I am Groot!" Groot yelled terrified as he ran down a hallway.

"Tina: I have a grenade launcher! Fear me!" Tina said cackled skipping down a hallway

Meanwhile Brok is laughing at the chaos as he took a sip of bear.

Brok: "I love chaos in the f_cking morning" he said laughing like a drunken sailor.

An: also to everyone who don't know he in a secure room like Marcus was in Borderlands 3.

Samara walked out of her room and looked at the chaos happening around her before she spotted PeeBee running towards her.

Samara: "Are we under attack?" She questioned.

Peebee: "Kinda, Claptrap is practicing with his explosives and weapons outside the practice range again and we have to catch him" she said as she tried to summarize the situation for the newest member of the team

Tina: "Come on out Clappy!" She yelled before an explosion sounded down the hallway

Samara: "...this is the bounty hunting team that captured a notorious criminal?" She questioned.

Claptrap::"No take backs blue nark lady! Gahahahahahaha!" He yelled as he ran past her and PeeBee while holding Tina's grenade launcher.

Tina: "Give me back my grenade launcher you rust bucket!" She yelled chasing after Claptrap with a shotgun

"... where's the captain?" Samara asked simply wondering where he was in all this madness.

Before PeeBee could respond they all heard a crash at the end of the hall and when they all ran to go see what happened they saw Y/N and Claptrap on the floor. The handsome man trying to pin the robot downm

Y/N: "Stay down Claptrap!" He said like it was an ordered as he finally pinned the robot in place.

"someone take the grenade launcher!" Y/N said.

Claptrap: "No my boomstick!" he said crying as Tina grabbed the grenade launcher.

Jack: "I have the sedative!" She yelled as she approached holding a taser.

Samara: "Is the taser for use on the robot or the blonde woman?" She asked PeeBee confused

Peebee: "Depends on if she's had sugar" she said as Jack tazed Claptrap knocking the bot out from the electrical current.

Y/N: "Oh thank god. I really didn't want to use Radiance unless I needed to" he said with a sigh of relief

Samara: "Why do you keep such an unstable robot here?" He asked curiously as Jack picked up Claptrap with her biotics

Y/N: "As much of a pain in the ass he is-" he started to say.

Jack: "That's putting it lightly handsome" she said deadpanned

Y/N: "He has his uses. Plus we need a mascot for this team now that we have a name" he said as he shrugged.

Samara: "I would have assumed the raccoon, the flower colossus or the flerken was a mascot for your group. Though I find such a role unneeded" she said as she helped y/n to his feet.

Y/N: "Groot is like the tank and muscles, Rocket is an tinker and engineer, and Goose- ok that one is technically the dangerous cute mascot that is organic" he said which Samara shrugged.

Peebee: "No offense captain but we can do better for a mascot" she said as she looked at the damage to the hallway

Y/N: "Look we can discuss it later but Claptrap is staying and- wait where'd Tina go?" He asked.

Tina: "Who ate my triple chocolate chip cookies?!" She yelled before another explosion sounded

"Code Tina!" Sienna yelled through the PA.

Y/N: "Lord help me if she wasn't so cute" he said walking down the hallway.

Samara: "Do you require assistance, Captain?" She asked

Y/N: "Please, no permanent damage to her please" he said as he led the way to the mess hall

Samara: "Of course" she said before she, Y/N, and PeeBee went to stop Tina's rampage

Tina: "You'll never take me alive! In the name of sugar and the captain's huge bitch breaker of a cock!" She yelled running away once she spotted them.

Before Samara used her biotics to throw a frying pan from the mess hall at Tina's head to knock her out with a clang.

Peebee: "So cool" she muttered looking at Samara with eyes sparkling.

Samara: "You have such an unstable team that it makes me wonder how you're so morally uncorrupted" she said looking at Y/N as he went to pick up Tina and place her in her quarters.

Y/N: "Guess I'm just different from most. Or maybe its my upbringing as a merc turned General" he said with a shrugged.

Samara: "What do you meant by that?" She said tilting her head.

Y/N: "basically when the war against the Walen started I was offer the position of general since they know my record so I joined hoping to do good for my home. Sadly the Waken almost overwhelmed us so the scientists put both myself and many other adults into cryo pods so that we can teach the future children. Sadly as you can tell it didn't happened" he said which Samara and Peebee look at him with sad eyes.

Samara: "I'm sorry to hear that" she said which Y/N sigh.

Y/N: "At least I can help the future by preparing myself should the Waken return" he said.

Peebee: "Don't worry Captain you got us" she said which Y/N smile until Cortana appear.

Cortana: "Captain an incoming call from an woman who say she apart of the Registration Center" she said confusing Y/N.

Samara: "Basically they are a company that pay bounty hunters for bringing in alive aliens that ain't registered" she said which Y/N is surprised.

Y/N: "I see well should we go there?" He said which Peebee and Samara nod.

Peebee: "Plus they can come in handy since they are one of the best source of income compare to other companies that pay bounty hunters" she said.

Y/N: "Alright let go there" he said.

A few hours later.

Soon the Onyx Asphodel arrive at the Alien Resignation Center which is basically It is a cubical-shaped space station that have "A.R.C." written in huge letters on it.

Once inside Y/N begin to explore the place until he see a slender woman, with a head of dark red hair, which is tied up. She sports a yellow and black dress with longs sleeves that shows part of her thigh. She also wears stockings that go all the way up her thigh. She has black high heels, and yellow rimmed glasses with blue earrings. Who is holding an sign saying Cosmic Khaos.

So he walk up to her and immediately she noticed him thus she put the sign away then hold out her hand which he shake.

Scarlet: "Greetings Mr Y/N I am Scarlet an overseer and employee of this fine facility. Now if you would follow me" she said walking away which Y/N followed.

Soon they enter an small office where Scarlet take a seat behind an large desk.

Y/N: "So Scarlet. Care to explain why you called me here?" He said which Scarlet smile.

Scarlet: "Simple. My boss want to hired you to bring in an alien that hasn't resigned" she said giving him a holographic tablet which show a picture of the alien.

Y/N: "What kind of alien is this?" He said confused since the photo show an short alien.

Scarlet: "He's an unnamed porcupine-like species from an unknown planet. Thus my boss want you to bring him here to resigned" she said which Y/N think then nod.

Y/N: "Alright but how much is he?" He said downing the information to his own tablet.

Scarlet: "100 thousand Credits which isn't a lot but he an con artist so he got quite the popular" she said as Y/N return the tablet.

Y/N: "Anything I should know?" He said which Scarlet nod.

Scarlet: "He got Paralyzing Quills, Sleep Inducing Quills, Pulse Deactivation, Tonic Immobility, Quadrupedalism, Weapon Proficiency, Driving Proficiency, Enhanced Agility, Enhanced Strength, and Enhanced Durability" she said which Y/N whistle.

Y/N: "No wonder he worth 100 thousand Credits" he said then leave.

Back on Onyx Asphodel.

Once back on the ship Y/N informed his crew of the bounty which they shrugged as the bounty is decent.

Sienna: "So where can we found this guy" she said.

Y/N: "Blue Heaven" he said which Rocket smirk.

Rocket: "Ah home to outlaws. My kind of town" he said robbing his hands together

Y/N: "Alright Sienna let head to Blue Heaven" he said which Sienna fly the ship.

Blue Heaven.

Upon arrival at the free town which embedded into a large asteroid in space.

It wasn't long until Onyx Asphodel parked in the port then Y/N, Jack, Rocket and Tina exit the ship.

Y/N: "alright everyone go explore and find him" he said which everyone nod then leave.

A few minutes later.

Soon Y/N arrive in the Black Market area where he see many aliens and humans trading for the goods.

He then see his target who is trading something to a tall, curvaceous woman with a single large eye that takes up most of her head. She has purple hair which is pony tailed. She dresses in gray knee-high boots, black stretch pants, and a white tank top.

So he walk up to the stall as the woman turned around immediately she blush as she see how handsome Y/N is.

Leela: "Hey I'm Leela so why such a handsome man like yourself doing in this place?" She said.

Y/N: "I'm actually here for him" he said pointing to the porcupine-like alien who sweat.

???: "Sorry but Argit coming with us" a female voice spoke which Y/N turn around to see a beautiful woman who wears long, flowing, dark pink or purple robes and a helmet of the same color that covers the upper part of her face, leaving only her jaw exposed in clear view. She carries a hand fan with a frilled top.

Standing beside her is an alien who wears dark purple colored armor, which has a hoop feature at the end of her helmet. Her helmet have x-shaped eye holes which are pink and she is holding two laser guns.

Leela: "Ah sh_t Eight Eight the female Sotoraggian bounty hunter and Hamushi an member of the Anten Seven" she said while the porcupine-like alien called Argit panicked and attempted to run but Leela stand in his way.

Y/N: "Sh_t hope you can handle yourself" he said talking to Leela who pull out an strange pistol.

Leela: "I can handsome" she said then shoot at Eight Eight but she dodge and shoot but Y/N block the the laser with his sword Naraka.

Hamushi: "Mm that quite the sword you got there Mr Y/N but you don't stand a chance against us" she said and use her tao magic but to her surprised Naraka absorbed the magic.

Leela: "Holy f_ck is that Uru!" She said completely surprise.

Y/N: "Yup now ladies hope you can handle a fight" he said then jump into the air then swing his sword which expanded and unleash an energy blast that knock the ladies into a wall thus causing the civilians to run away as Y/N land in front of Leela and Argit.

Argit: "Gulp I'll come in peace if you don't hurt me" he said which Y/N smirk.

Y/N: "Good" he said then put his ear on his comm.

"Crew I found the target return to the ship as we gonna have company" he said then both himself and Leela alongside Argit run.

Exiting the wall the two ladies dust themselves off then chase after them unaware that a woman called Aisha who has dark skin and white hair that she keeps tied in a braid with a large, gold ring, as well as a yellow headband which covers her forehead. Her attire consists mostly of a dark green jacket with detachable sleeves, a white breastplate, and various accessories, such as bracelets and a white collar with a golden bell attached, she also wears brown pants with armor on the crotch area alongside a light green cloth wrapped around her left thigh and white boots with black tips. She appears wearing thick brown pads which cover her shoulders. She also bears a small, blue triangular marking on her left cheek, She also sports a long, light green scarf she wears that has its free end hang down behind her that is as long as her braided hair.

Aisha: "Alright some excitement!" She said then chase after them.

Suddenly a green portal open then exiting it is a man wearing a lab coat and he have beer in his hand.

This is Rick sanchez who burt out then take a sip of his beer.

Rick Sanchez: "Well sh_t I missed on the action" he said then return to earth.

Back to the chase where music from Benny Hill is being play by an band as Y/N, Leela and Argit run from Eight Eight and Hamushi who is being chased by Aisha.

For the next few minutes they run all throughout town dodging laser and magic which jumping over Barrels, Stalls and running through buildings.

Soon the group arrived at the port where Y/N stop as Leela and Argit enter the Onyx Asphodel.

Then Y/N turn around and unleash a force that knock Eight Eight and Hamushi into a building.

But as soon as Y/N turn around Aisha run into him thus the two got knocked into the ship which took off.

Inside the ship Aisha was about to arrest Y/N when she see she is surrounded by his crew who is aiming guns at her thus she dropped her cuff and got off of Y/N who stand up.

Y/N: "Ok so that was crazy. Anyway ladies on the next location we drop you two off and-" he try to said but both ladies stop him.

Both: "We'll join your crew" Aisha and Leela said then they explained how their current jobs s_ck which Y/N sigh as he look at his crew.

Cortana: "I done a search and both ladies can be useful for the crew since Leela could be co pilot and Aisha can turned into a beast thus adding more muscle to the crew" she said which the crew sigh then agree.

A few minutes later.

It wasn't long until Argit resignation with the Resignation Center then the crew get pay which they celebrated at an nearby space station bar where a guy got his chest burst out by an strange alien that dance and sing then leave.

Everyone: "Check please" they said.