Omega, Aria suite.

The elevator came to a stop before opening up to a very lavish penthouse.

Y/N: "Wow. She likes the best huh?" He asked as he looked around.

Moxxi: "Indeed. I've often stayed with her in this penthouse. She gets the finest of fine things. Alcohol, food, edible underwear, drugs. So many expensive items." She said yet Y/N was too distracted by the lavish penthouse to really listen.

Moxxi: "Mmm I just want to grab him, throw him to the ground, and ride him like a stallion! Patience Mox! Patience! Wait for Aria. You know she wants in" Moxxi thought depraved.

Y/N: "So where did Aria put the credits?" He asked.

Moxxi: "Oh they're in that room there" she said with a smile pointing at a room which Y/N nodded then went into the room to see a large red king sized bed with many pillows.

Y/N: "Um Moxxi, are you sure this is the right room?" He asked turning to look at the bartender

Moxxi: "It's in there I promise" she said with a smirk as Y/N looked around the room some more. Her smirk grew however once She heard the sound of the elevator ding again. Signifying Aria had arrived in her penthouse.

Aria: "Is he ready?" She whispered As she approached Moxxi.

Moxxi: "He's unaware. Which is perfect for us to surprise him" she whispered back.

Y/N: "I really don't See it in here" he said as he looked and looked but found nothing in this room. His search was interrupted however at the sound of a door closing. He Turned around to see Moxxi and Aria standing in front of the now closed door right as it was locked by Aria.

After the door was locked, the two beauties sauntered up towards Y/N who become nervous.

"Uh" Y/N was saying before Aria grabbed him and pulled him into a rough kiss while Moxxi rubbed his armor covered crotch.

Moxxi: "This armor is a bit tight on you, isn't it?" Moxxi asked with a teasing tone.

"maybe you should take it off" Moxxi suggested with a sultry tone of voice.

Y/N didn't respond as Aria's tongue assaulted his throat. Finally making Y/N break as his hands went to her hips pulling her close.

"Ooh I think you finally got him in the mood. Be honest, blue skin is such a sexy turn on for you isn't it Y/N?" Moxxi asked with a smirk as Aria pulled away from Y/N with a smirk on her face

Aria: "I think it's more that some of my dancers got under his skin and he's finally at his limit" Aria said with a grin of her own.

Y/N: "We gonna do this or what?" He said with a groaned as Aria rubbed his covered crotch with her knee

Moxxi: "Get out the armor first stud. We'll show you ours if you show us yours" she told him with a grin.

A few hours later

The three lay on the bed panting until the two ladies laugh.

Moxxi: "Holy sh_t handsome not only are you bad_ss but you can breed like a beast" she said smiling.

Aria: "I agree and I bet the two of us will be pregnant with the amount of seed you put into us" she said.

Y/N: "it gonna take a year or so as my people doesn't show pregnancy until a year after s_x. Now let rest a while before we leave" he said which the two ladies agreed and cuddle him.

The next day.

Waking up Y/N see that Moxxi and Aria is nowhere to be seen but there a note.

Note:
"Y/N dear sorry for not waking you up but we have business however it seems the ship is ready so we'll meet up later. Also keep these as a reminder of our night. XOXO Mox"

Y/N chuckle as he see black and red panties which is beside the bed alongside a briefcase full of credits.

So without hesitation he got dressed then grabbed both panties and the briefcase.

Y/N: "Now let hope the Onyx Asphodel is ready" he said as he leave.

A few minutes later.

"Ok I didn't expect this" he said looking at the addition to the crew.

Cortana: "Greetings Captain i am Cortana" she said.

Peebee: "Hey handsome I'm Peebee" she said winking at him.

Teryl: "And I'm Doctor Teryl. An old friend of Sienna" she said.

Y/N: "Alright seeing as we got the space of the ship and need help I allow you two to joined us" he said which the two ladies nod then Moxxi and Jack return.

Rocket: "Ok so where to now?" He said which Y/N thought then look at the briefcase.

Y/N: "Why don't we go to an casino?" He said which Moxxi smirk.

Moxxi: "Then you're in luck as there one Casino that we can currently go to spend. Mars Space Station Casino or MSSC for short" she said which Y/N nod then Sienna got on the pilot seat.

Meanwhile at Mars.

On the colony of Mars, a young woman of Singaporean descent with chin-length angular dark purple hair and green eyes was walking into a Tobacco shop. Her frame was tall and slender, and her skin was pale.

Her outfit consisted of yellow shorts, a matching buttoned shirt, white ankle boots, flesh-colored stockings, and a loose red jacket she had EE cup breasts, toned, curvy body, heart shaped ass

The man wearing sunglasses working the counter smiled a little as he checked her out as she walked over and placed her bag on the counter and lowered her own sunglasses and smiled at him.

???: "I like those shades man" she said with a grin while the man working the counter smiled at this.

Man: "I like everything you got" he said as he checked her out while she took a cigar and he offered her a light.

"you looking to make some big bucks? I think you could fit right in here" he said while the woman took a drag from the cigar

As she exhaled some smoke she paused as she looked at the entrance into the shop and saw the Silhouettes of several men holding firearms, she then reached into her bag and pulled out an AK 47 and loaded it making the man working the counter gulp nervously

???: "You know the first rule of combat?" she asked as she took aim at the door and opened Fire on the door destroying the door and filling the door frame with bullets

She then smirked and spat out her cigar "shoot them before they shoot you" she said as she approached the door but froze as the men she had shot at blocked her path and all took aim at her with their weapons

Soldier 1: "Our boss wishes to see you Miss Valentine" one of the men said with a glare, clearly annoyed that he had almost died to this woman.

The woman held up her hands in surrender at this sighing in defeat, deciding to play along for now.

A few hours later.

Soon Onyx Asphodel arrival in the Sol system where Y/N is looking out of the window to see Mars.

Y/N: "This is where they have a casino?" He asked as he looked at the planet not impressed as all he saw was barren wasteland and what looked like a dome for what little life that lived on the terraformed planet

Rocket: "Actually the casino orbits Mars. The planet's pretty barren otherwise due to being a preservation sight of some prothean ruins." Rocket explained punching in a few buttons at the control panel

Y/N: "Who runs the casino?" He asked Rocket figuring he was the one to ask.

"A well respected businessman" Rocket said with a flat tone.

Jack: "So a crime boss, got it" Jack said with a scoff

Y/N: "Regardless, no one do anything to cause a scene. Moxxi any outstanding bounties here that you know of?" He asked his Information Broker.

Moxxi: "None that I know of darling but here" she said as she held out a pair of sunglasses to him.

Y/N: "Uh I'm not one to wear these" he said as he inspected the sunglasses.

Moxxi: "They will fit you well. Trust me" she said with a smile at Y/N who hesitantly put on the sunglasses then saw a screen pop up immediately scanning Moxxi's face

Y/N: "Mad Moxxi: bounty of 50,000 credits on Pandora?" He asked looking at her.

Moxxi: "Only 50,000? I could've sworn it was higher" Moxxi said with a shrug

Y/N: "Remind me to ask what you did" he said to her as he took off the sunglasses and put them away.

Rocket: "You sure that's a good idea?" Rocket asked curiously.

Groot: "I am Groot" he said as he looked worried

Rocket: "Nah if it was the incident with that psycho named Jackal it'd be way higher. We're talking 200,000 credits" he said.

Y/N: "Anyway let's decide on who is going with me to the casi-" he was saying before he was cut off.

Both: Let's go get shit/ brick faced!" Tina and Claptrap yelled together as they entered the room.

Three: "Oh hell no!/I am Groot!" Rocket, Jack, and Groot yelled immediately.

Y/N"... alright who votes on Tina and Claptrap staying with the ship?" He asked

Everyone: "Aye!" Jack, Moxxi, and Rocket, Sienna and Teryl said, raising their hands along with Groot.

Tina: "Oh come on!" She yelled as she stomped her foot in frustration at this

Claptrap: "I invoke my veto powers!" claptrap yelled as he waved his arms

Y/N: "Tina can we trust you not to blow up the casino?" He asked curiously ignoring claptrap as Peebee tased him with a shock baton

Tina: "….no but I'm bored! I have been in this ship too long! I want to have fun!" She Complained.

Y/N: "I can't believe I'm gonna do this… Peebee, will you go with Tina and watch her so she can have some fun at the casino?" He asked.

"Yeah sure, this gets me Hazard pay right?" Peebee asked curiously.

Y/N: "Yeah you get hazard pay and one free drink from Moxxi" he said as he nodded

Tina: "Yay!" She yelled before she hugged Y/N.

Rocket: "... we're all gonna die" Rocket said flatly as this was a terrible idea.

Y/N: "Oh relax I can trust Tina to pull back a bit" he said as he let Tina hug him

Groot: "... I am Groot?" He asked Rocket.

Rocket: "If he really believes that we're screwed" he said

Tina: "I can behave trash panda!" She yelled as she looked at Rocket annoyed.

Rocket: "Trash panda? What's a trash panda?" Rocket asked.

Jack: "It's worse than being called a racoon" she said with a snicker making Rocket growl at Tina.

Y/N: "Alright before things get crazy. Who's willing to watch over Claptrap?" He asked getting only silence.

"Cortana, please keep him here." Y/N said requested of the AI

Cortana: "Acknowledged captain" Cortana said as her holographic body appeared in the room.

Tina: "God whoever made you was so thirsty for thicc bi_ches" she said with a grin and a giggle

Cortana: "I do not know who created me unfortunately. It is not within my files" Cortana said with a monotone voice.

Y/N: "Well that doesn't matter all you need to know is that your one of us Cortana" he said with a smile at the AI

Y/N: "Thank you Captain" she said with her holographic image smiling before it went away

Y/N: "Alright. Since Cortana and Claptrap are staying here we should be good for heading out. Unless someone wants to stay as extra security" he said

Groot: "I am Groot" he said as he shook his head

Teryl: "I'll stay as I need time to checking if the medical bay is functioning" she said as she leave.

Moxxi: "I'll stay too but I'm a call away if you need back-up darling." Moxxi said as she walked out of the room with a sway in her hips for y/n to watch

Jack: "You done ogling the sl_t?" She asked flatly as she led the way out of the bridge

Y/N: "Hey I ogle you too ya know" he said with a teasing grin as they all followed Jack who scoffed at this but slightly smirked at this.

Tina: "No fair! I want you to ogle me too!" She yelled as she pouted at this.

Peebee: "He does. He won't stop staring at your ass or my tits. Right captain?" She asked with a smirk.

Sienna: "Don't forget about me dear" she said giggling.

Y/N: "no comment" he said after a few moments of silence

Tina: "Oooooo you wanna take a crack at this ass handsome?" She asked with a bright grin before she smacked her own ass for emphasis making it jiggle a little

Y/N: "... is there a good answer here?" He asked his crew

Rocket: "It's Tina, probably not" he said flatly

Tina: "I can tell you want me, whiskers. We can play in your room later" she said with a mischievous giggle as she skipped ahead of everyone to the pod ship which would take them to the casino orbiting around Mars

Y/N: "... how screwed am I?" He asked his crew

"Very. You shouldn't let her access any of your holes" Jack and Sienna said flatly to their captain

Y/N"... let's just go to the casino" he said as he sighed.

An: Resigned to his fate.

Meanwhile in the Casino Penthouse.

In a penthouse, located at the very top of the famous mars casino, the woman named Valentine was sitting on a couch in front of a desk of the owner of the casino Gordon a criminal casino owner. Valentine is currently handcuffed to the chair.

Gordon: "Well now Miss Valentine. Of all the people I was expecting to see on Mars, you weren't one of them. Especially with your level of debt." He said as he took a sip out of a wine glass

Valentine: "Yeah well your men didn't exactly give me a choice in the matter. I was perfectly fine with stopping on the planet and leaving till they came along" she said with a glare

Gordon: "Ooh such a fierce glare from the notorious Faye Valentine. It sends shivers down my spine" he said smugly which Faye scoffed at this.

Valentine :"What do you want? You obviously want something from me so let's hear it." She said wanting to cut to the chase

Gordon: "I want you to help me procure a poker chip from an associate of mine. You bring it to me and I'll be more than happy to wipe all your massive debts clean for you." He said

Valentine: "... what's so special about this chip?" She asked curiously

Gordon: "All's you need to know is that I need it. Pretty ladies like you don't need to ask so many questions" he told her.

Faye said nothing to this before she nodded as she definitely wasn't gonna ask questions if it meant a chance to wipe her debt clean.

"Good you will be working tonight as a blackjack dealer in my casino, my associate has a distinct look. H/C, E/C, and tall, he will sit down to play and you will use your talents to make sure he loses and when he has one chip left he will tip it to you, you bring the chip he tips you to me and we have a deal" he told her which Faye raised an eyebrow at this finding this way too easy but she wasn't gonna complain.

Valentine: "very well. I agree." She said Making Gordon smile before he walked over and uncuffed her.

Gordon: "I'll be watching" he told her firmly which Faye said nothing to this as that was obvious seeing as he owned the place before she headed for the elevator.

In the Casino.

Both Y/N and Rocket walked into the casino then looked around.

Rocket: "Alright if you're looking for bounties you should hit up the tables. Scumbags are always looking to gamble. I'm gonna go hit up the roulette wheels" he said as he walked off

Y/N: "Don't pick pocket people. We're bounty hunters not thieves" he told him

Rocket: "What if I pickpocket criminals?" He asked with a grin

Y/N: "…since when are you a philosopher?" He asked as he had no response for this.

Rocket: "Philosophy? Fuck that I want their shit" he said as he scoffed at this.

Y/N: "look only steal if they are criminals and don't be obvious" he whispered to Rocket.

Rocket: "Oh please I ain't gonna make a spectacle of myself. You have Tina for that" he said.

Y/N: "Speaking of which, where did she and Peebee go?" He asked.

Before Rocket could respond they heard a crash nearby and they both looked at the nearby buffet where Tina and Peebee were.

Peebee: "Tina get off the table!" She yelled at her friend

Tina: "No! All you mother fuckers can eat my ass!" Tina yelled, flipping everyone off "no meat lovers pizza is bullshit!" She yelled in a rage

Peebee: "Tina, they have other types of pizza on the other table!" She told her

Tina: "... oh….. okay!" She said before hopping off the table and skipping away

Peebee: "Free advice get some meat lovers pizza out here ASAP" she said to the chef working the buffet who had taken cover under before she handed him some credits. The chef nodded before running into the back of the kitchen to make as many meat lovers pizzas as possible.

Rocket: "... if anyone asks we don't know them" he said deadpan

Y/N: "Smartest one here" he said as he nodded and walked towards a nearby table for blackjack

Jack: "Huh figured you more for poker handsome" she said with a martini in her hand.

Y/N: "Well my grandpa taught me blackjack back in the old days" he said as he took a seat in next to Jack in front of Faye's table where she was wearing a dealer's uniform instead of her regular outfit which is Faye who looked at Y/N and took note of his features.

Faye: "H/C, E/C, tall. Checks all boxes" she thought preparing to scam him like Gordon ordered which Y/N threw some chips on the table.

Y/N: "deal me in" he said which Faye nodded as she dealt him a king of hearts and 3 of clubs.

"I like my luck. Hit me" Y/N said which Faye mentally smirked as she used sleight of hand to pull a card out a deck she had hidden under the table giving Naruto a queen of hearts

Faye: "23 bust" she said simply which Y/N blinked at this as Faye took his chips but he shrugged.

Y/N: "Can't win em all. Deal me in again" he said throwing some more chips down

A few hands later and more sleight of hands later and Y/N had lost all but one of his chips

Y/N looked at the last chip in his hand while Jack glared at Faye who looked slightly smug as she held out her hand expectantly

Jack: "Hey what are you trying to pull, You scam artist?" She asked with a glare at Faye.

Faye: "Scam artist? How dare you insinuate such a thing!" She yelled acting appalled.

"We are a legitimate business here!" Faye said until she paled when a man with similar features as Y/N, yet the difference is that the man is a few inches shorter, joined the table.

Faye: "sh_t! Time for plan b" she thought as time isn't on her side when she see some men in black suit heading to them.

So without hesitation she tackle both Y/N and the man beside him unaware that the chip that Gordon wants accidentally enter Y/N pocket.

An: that wasn't accidental *wink*

But immediately she pale as she see that the chips that the other guy had is all on the floor so she ran away.

Once Y/N and the other guy got up they see the men in black suits surround them.

Grunt 1: "Sh_t they look identical. Which one do we grab?" One of the men in black suits said.

Grunt 2: "Grab them both" a second guy said but both Y/N and the guy pull out guns then shoot the guys in the arms and knees.

Y/N: "Let me guess you were the guy these people were after?" He said which the guy nod then give him a revolver.

???: "Let meet again when we ain't fighting for our lives" he said then shoot more men as he escaped.

Y/N: "May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't? Neet description" he said then shoot some men with Jack providing backup.

As the fight started nearby at the buffet Peebee was sitting at her table sighing as she watched Tina argue with the server

Tina: "How the fuck is one slice of cheesecake a serving?!" She said with a demanding tone.

Server: "Miss that is half a cheesecake" the man said with a nervous look on his face

Tina: "This is a serving for me Frenchy!" Tina yelled while Peebee sighed at this before she noticed a fight nearby.

Peebee "Tina wrap it up Y/N needs help" she said as she got up.

Tina: "Huh?" She said as she turned and saw Y/N, Jack and Rocket fighting the men in black suits.

"now it's a party!" Tina yelled as he smiled and ran over to the slot machines and jumped onto them and ran on them before jumping off them and onto the crowd of goons In suits.

"yippie kai yay!" Tina yelled with a battle cry as she stabbed one in the back with a plastic spork she had from the buffet

Y/N: "Rocket, why are they after you?" He asked as he ducked under a punch from a suited man and sent an uppercut into his face

???: "There's the rodent! Give me back my eye!" A krogan yelled angrily missing an eye.

Jack: "You stole an eye from a krogan?" She asked as she sent the krogan flying with a blast of her biotics

Rocket: "Relax, it was a glass eye and the dude was going on about having a 3 million credit price on his head" he said, jumping into the air and kicking a man in the chin while knocking the suited man out.

Peebee: "Who started this fight?" She asked curiously as she approached and grabbed her blaster

Jack: "Some cheating blackjack dealer" Jack said as she judo threw a man through a poker table.

Peebee: "You mean the one heading for the elevator?" Peebee asked as she pointed at the elevator where Faye was running towards.

Y/N: "Tina!" He yelled as he slugged a goon and pointed at the running Faye

Tina: "You wanna fuck now? I mean I'm not gonna say no" she said after biting a man's nose

Jack: "No you idiot, capture her!" She yelled as she snapped a goons neck.

Tina: "Dead or alive? Ah who cares!" She yelled before running after Faye

Y/N: "Alive or no sex ever!" He yelled after Tina.

Tina: "Ok!" She yelled chasing after Faye.

Grunt 3: "Shit! Boss Valentine's making a run!" A man yelled into a communicator before Y/N grabbed him by his throat and slammed him into the floor spine first.

Just as Faye ran into the elevator Tina tackled her into it while Sienna look at them with a sweatdrop.

Tina: "Got you! Don't resist or I'll have to cut you with this spork!" She yelled as she held up said spork which was covered in blood.

Faye: "What the hell is wrong with you?" She said while groaning before she looked at the spork in surprise

Rocket: "We are still making a list" he said as he entered the elevator with Jack, Peebee, and Y/N while Rocket himself was holding a bunch of coins that were on the floor from the slot machine Jack destroyed.

Jack: "Ok prom queen what is going on?" Jack growled at Faye.

Faye: "Prom queen? That's the best you got GI Jane?" She asked with a scoff which Rocket snorted at this finding this funny

Y/N: "Save it until we get back to the Onyx Asphodel where we can question her there" he ordered as he hit the button on the elevator

Tina: "Got it. You should have Moxxi prepare the torture chair" she said with a grin as she pulled Faye to her feet and cuffed her hands behind her back

Faye: "Oh jeez you're all bounty hunters aren't you?" She asked with a groan as she had a bad feeling about them as she had encountered bounty hunters before

Tina: "Yup we're the best bounty hunters in the galaxy that You've never heard of!" Tina said as she chirped out.

Faye: "Damn it he set me up!" She thought with a scowled as the elevator took them up.

An: almost 5000 words folks.