Pandora, Wasteland.

The group soon arrived at what looked like a abandoned base with what looked like a pile of mangled bodies by the entrance which the group drove past.

Moxxi: "We're here!" She said with a grinned as she stepped out of the gunners seat.

Jack: "And I thought what you did to those psychos as we drove was brutal" Jack said surveying the carnage. Moxxi may have started shooting at a bunch of psychos. Laughing like a lunatic as she aimed for their crotches.

Tina: "Is that a bunch of psychos impaled on tree branches? Cool!" She yelled as she jumped out of Y/N's lap and ran over to say psycho bodies. which were indeed impaled on some tree branches

Moxxi: "indeed" she said with a nod as she looked at the bodies.

Jack: "Your buddies watching us?" She asked as she pointed out a camera hanging over the closed gate.

Moxxi: "Yeah. Hey Rocket open the fucking door!" She yelled at the camera.

Rocket: "Is that you Moxxi? I told you I will pay you for that stool once we get that bounty!" A male voice yelled over an intercom.

???: "I am Groot" another voice said over the intercom.

Rocket: "I know I owe her for the destroyed wall too!" He yelled out angry.

Moxxi: "I have a business proposition for you two that will clear your debt with me and get us all off planet" Moxxi said "Are you interested?" She asked with a grin at the camera

There was silence until the base door opened up for them automatically.

"Alright get your sexy asses in there and we can get started on this meeting" Moxxi said with grinned at her three cohorts.

Y/N nodded at this as he and the others followed Moxxi inside, the doors closing behind them. They soon arrived in a big room where the walls were covered in all kinds of weapons

Tina: "Hello! It must be my birthday!" She yelled as she ran to a big rocket launcher hanging on the wall

???: "Hey! Hey! Don't touch that! I stole- I mean bought that fair and square!" A male voice yelled from a nearby chair

Everyone looked at where the voice came from and saw what looked like a racoon sitting in front of a wall of security screens.

Next to the raccoon was what looked like a tall tree man who was looking at Y/N's group curiously.

Jack: "A raccoon and a tree man...please tell me this is a joke" she said to Moxxi with a annoyed look on her face.

Moxxi: "nope meet Rocket and Groot" she said as she pointed at the racoon and tree man.

Tina: "Ah! It's so cute and fluffy!" She yelled before she tackled the raccoon into a hug. Nuzzling her face against the Raccoon's face.

Rocket: "Hey! Let me go! I do not consent to this!" The raccoon named Rocket yelled.

Groot: "I am groot" The tree man named Groot said with a smile at this.

Rocket: "This is not better than being attacked for being different!" Rocket yelled out trying to get out of Tina's iron grip.

Tina: "Who picks on you?! I'll vaporize their intestines!" Tina yelled out as she pulled out her pistol

"no wait I'll strangle them with their intestines! No wait, I'll skip rope with their intestines!" Tina exclaimed crazily.

Y/N: "Tina drop him he's obviously not used to being hugged" he said as he approached

Tina: "Okie dokie handsome!" She said before she dropped Rocket who landed on his _ss groaning.

Rocket: "That was horrible" he said groaning.

Y/N: "Sorry about Tina she's....special" he said with a sheepish chuckle.

Rocket: "You mean f_cking Psycho. Yeah I can tell. Anyways who are you all and what do you want? If your with the hag I gotta assume you're here for something" he asked as he dusted himself off.

Moxxi: "Hag?!" She said with a glared and attempted to pull out an shotgun before Y/N held up his hand stopping her

Y/N: "We're a group that wants off this planet and moxxi said you could help us take a ship from a camp of psychos" he said.

Rocket: "Ahhh you're looking to take the Onyx Asphodel for yourselfs eh? You lot bounty hunters?" He asked curiously.

Y/N: "Well now that I'm unfrozen I could use a job and bounty hunter sounds good to me. I need to learn about the galaxy after all." He said with a grin

Groot: "I am groot?" He asked curiously hearing this

Rocket: "I don't know either. What do you mean frozen?" He asked

Y/N "Oh uh yeah I was frozen by my people from... I don't actually know how long I was frozen for" he asked

Jack: "We can find out later. Hey racoon if you're gonna help us can I borrow a weapon?" She asked as she looked at the wall of weapons.

Tina: "I call the Major Kong!" She yelled as she ran to what looked like a golden rocket launcher

Y/N: "... should we be concerned?" He asked Moxxi.

Moxxi: "For the enemy" she said with a grin as Jack grabbed a shotgun.

Jack: "The Butcher oh hell yes" she said with a grin at her shotgun

Rocket: "Well if you're looking to get off planet then I'm in. I've lost out on bounties being stuck here and I want some payback on the asshole who shot us down on this shithole" he said.

"now grab a weapon and some shields and let's go kick some psycho ass" Rocket said as he approached the wall.

Y/N shrugged as he took a look at Some of the weapons lining the wall. Truthfully he was fine with his assault rifle but hey free gun.

As he looked at the wall he stopped as he spotted a pair of twin pistols that hung over a sword. Y/N walked over to the pistols and held them in his hands aiming them and liking the feel of these guns in his hands.

"Ah the element guns not a bad choice whiskers those are legendary weapons that can fire flames, ice, lightning, and earth" Rocket said as he grabbed a disk and put it on his chest which made what looked like a jetpack appear on his back

Tina: "Oi! Why do you get a jetpack? I want a jetpack!" Age yelled stomping her foot seeing this

Rocket: "Hey I got this thing fair and square so too bad" he told her before seeing Y/N holster the guns and grab the sword.

"That's a little something I made. I call it the Vorpal. It's a single edged sword with buttons to have energy coat the blade itself. It can heat up and make the blade white hot, another can freeze the blade, or the last mode can send electricity through the blade to make it a taser sword." Rocket said with a smirk

Y/N nodded at this as he put on two holsters and put the twin element guns in them on his belt to holster them. Then he grabbed the sword and strapped it's sheath to his back.

Jack: "Don't forget this handsome. It's a shield that can take a few shots before it has to recharge" Jack said as she put a device on Y/N's side which started to glow blue and cover Y/N in an unseen shield.

Y/N: "Mhm this shield reminds me of how the military had. Technology really has advanced a lot" he said with a mused before he spotted a pair of boots that looked his size.

"what do they do?" Y/N asked Rocket pointing at the black boots.

"Those boost your jumps and let you hover for a bit. Not as good as my jetpack but could be useful in combat." Rocket explained making Y/M grin as he walked over to them.

Jack: "Should probably change your clothes as well, whiskers. That get up ain't really working after being unfrozen" Jack said pointing at his leather coat with metal armored that offered little to no protection.

Y/N looked at his outfit and nodded knowing shields would only get hims so far and unlike the others he was the least experience with current fighting and battles in this time period.

Rocket: "I have a few options for outfits in that room. Just stuff I lifted off some raiders here and there. Take a look and change in there" he said as he gestured to a nearby doorway. Y/N nodded appreciatively before entering said room to pick out some clothes and armor to change into.

"... Moxxi stay where you are" Y/N said after poking his head back through the door which Moxxi chuckled at this before she nodded.

Tina smiled at this as she snuck after Y/N before Jack grabbed her by the back of her Hoodie

Tina: "No! I wanna see how big it is!" She yelled as she struggled in Jack's grip

Moxxi: "You should already know from you sitting in his lap" she said with a smile

Tina: "Don't use logic on me, cougar!" She yelled as she tried to get loose

Moxxi: "I mean I definitely am one. One who wants a piece of some prime, young meat" Moxxi grinned licking her lips looking at the door Y/N went through

Groot: "I am Groot" he said to Rocket.

Rocket: "Uh uh. No way in hell. I'll help the kid fight raiders to get off this dunghill of a world but no f_cking way am I getting between Moxxi and her prey" Rocket said quickly "the kid's on his own"

"Alright I'm armored up" Y/N's voice said as he came out wearing a set of red and black light armor.

An: light mercenary armor.

With a black leather trench coat worn over his shoulders. His guns now holstered away on the belt of the armor while his blade lay sheathed across the back of his trench coat.

Jack: "Not bad handsome." She said smirking, approving of the armor choice. Now he looked like a threat to be taken seriously.

Tina: "Good now let's go lick some _ss!" She said with a grinned.

Y/N: "I may have been frozen but even I know it's kick some ass Tina" he said with a chuckle.

Tina: "Mines better" she said as they all left armed.

An: it a helluva boss reference to everyone that doesn't know.

A few minutes later.

It wasn't long until they arrived at a different building which surrounding by cliffs that is near impossible to climb and have turrets in front of the door.

Rocket: "Ah sh_t we recruiting the Scarlet Queen" he said confusing Y/N as they stopped the car.

Moxxi: "Her real name is actually Sienna. Now allow me to bring her out" she said as they got out of the car and walk to the building which cause the turrets to active but she pulled out a strange crystal device that turned the turrets off.

Moxxi walk up to the door and knock then a few minutes later it slammed open and exiting the building is a young woman, wearing goggles, at the height of 6'6, with light brown hair that is braided and reaches down just above the elbows of her arms, blue eyes that is the same color as the sky of daytime, and freckles on her cheeks that makes her look younger then her actual age.

An: give a shout out to Adamabyss who help me with the description of the woman.

Sienna: "What do you want Moxxi as you don't come out here unless it necessary" she said crossing her arms under her breasts.

Moxxi: "You can finally get to fly again if you join this group of Bounty Hunters that this handsome man is forming" she said pointing behind her which Sienna look to see the group.

Sienna: "Find let me get my cyclone" she said and get back in her house while Moxxi return to the car.

Y/N: "That was quick" he said which everyone agree with him.

Moxxi: "She quite easy to joined us since she loved to fly in space" she said then the garage door open and exiting it is a fast vehicle that parked beside them.

Rocket: "Holy sh_t! An Hover cyclone with Sonic Booster! That baby is the fastest vehicle in the known galaxy!" He said completely surprise.

Sienna: "Yup win this baby at Promethea a few months back before I arrived at Pandora. Now let get ourselves a mother f_cking ship!" She said which Y/N nod.

Onyx Asphodel.

Rocket: "Who let this crazy bitch drive?!" He yelled as the vehicle currently had all 6 people crammed into it. Groot was in the gunner seat with Rocket on his shoulders holding on for dear life. Y/N sat in the back seat with Moxxi and Jack on his lap as Tina drove the vehicle cackling like a lunatic.

Groot:"I am Grooooooot!" He was saying as their vehicle hit a ramp and soared through the air.

Rocket: "Why did you give her the keys?!" Rocket yelled

Y/N: "It was her or Moxxi! Hey! Who's groping me?!" Y/N was yelling at Rocket before he felt someone's hands groping him

Moxxi: "Ooh Tina was right you are big." Moxxi said with a grin and licking her lips

Jack: "Are we there yet? I can't see shit!" She yelled. The only reason she wasn't driving is Groot gave Tina the keys to drive and before she could say anything Tina took off

Tina: "We're almost there! I'm gonna crash into these bitches!" She said as she cackled crazily.

Y/N: "Tina stop the car and I'll get you multiple bombs! Two even!" He yelled.

Tina slammed the breaks at this making them stop and sending Rocket flying off Groot into the dirt.
Then Jack was sent out of the car as well. Landing on her ass in the dirt. Groot managed to hold onto the gun to keep his balance. As for Y/N and Moxxi.

He was currently buried face first in Moxxi's cleavage.

Moxxi: "Such a bold one" she said with a grinned.

Y/N quickly pulled away from Moxxi and jumped out of the car to help Jack up while Sienna parked and got out her cyclone.

Rocket: "If we're gonna work together I demand it's a rule she is not allowed to drive!" He yelled as he walked back to them and pointing at Tina who got out of the car too.

Jack: "Seconded!" She said while groaning as Naruto helped her up

Groot: "I am Groot!" He said as he nodded

Y/N: "Ok everyone quiet let's try and scout ahead from that cliff over there" he said as he pointed out a cliff nearby.

Rocket: "Who died and made you the leader kid?" He said as he climbed back on Groot's shoulder.

Moxxi: "I did" she said with a smile that promised pain.

Rocket: "Yes ma'am!" He said with a nervous chuckle

Y/N: "... I think I need an responsible adult" he said as he saw Moxxi looking at him like prey after terrifying Rocket

Moxxi: "I am an adult" she said as she giggled.

Jack: "Let's go handsome" she said as she led the way to the cliff he pointed out.

Y/N "Right behind you" he said following the biotic to the cliff.

Soon everyone was kneeling on the cliff overlooking what looked like a camp by a giant downed spaceship of some kind.

Y/N: "What do you see?" He asked Tina who was looking through some binoculars

Tina: "I see lots of people who have a death wish, Some vehicles in need of serious repairs, lots and lots of junk, and two raiders that are clearly doing a will. Their relationship would probably go on for 5 seasons if they weren't about to be killed by us" she said with a crazed smile.

Y/N: "Why are they firing in the air?" He asked Tina pointing at several psychos that were firing at what looked like a giant magnet hanging over them

Tina looked at where the psychos were firing then smiled madly.

Tina: "so that's where Claptrap went" she said before she started to giggle.

Rocket: "Oh god dammit" he said groaning as he held his forehead.

Y/N: "Someone you know?" He whispered to him

Rocket: "Unfortunately" he said as he groaned out again

Moxxi: "He's a robot that is mostly a scavenger and a scout for whoever pays him attention. He can be really annoying however" she said.

Tina: "Did anyone pack a sniper? I kind of want in on this game" Tina said while grinning as she'd love to fire at Claptrap while he's magnetically trapped

Sienna: "I did but I won't lend it to you since you would destroy it" she said which Tina pout.

Y/N: "How good of a scout and scavenger is he?" He asked Moxxi

Moxxi: "Pretty good. He used to bring me and Rocket things for fuel cells to keep himself going" she said

Rocket: "... no you cannot be seriously thinking what I think you're thinking" he said as he realized what Y/N wanted to do.

Y/N: "What? He sounds like he'd be useful to help us at least repair the ship if nothing else. Besides you guys liked him enough to buy stuff from him" he said as he pointed out facts.

Rocket: "Like is a strong word. So's tolerate. Hate actually feels pretty weak" he said deadpanned

Jack: "Well if you want to free him you may want to take out the power source keeping the magnet going." She said as she pointed out a giant battery near a group of guards down in the camp which Y/N nodded before he took a few steps back and pulled out his new sword.

Y/N "Alright time to test this thing out" he said as he held the blade in his right hand and pulled out one of his pistols in his left.

Tina: "Me first!" She yelled as she pulled out her major Kong bazooka and took aim at the battery

Y/N: "Tina, wait, I have a plan!" He yelled out as he held out his hand

Tina: "Too late! This is more fun!" She yelled as she fired her weapon which fired a rocket that hit the battery which caused it to explode violently and kill at least half a dozen psychos around it. Including the two who was writing an will.

This caused the magnet above the camp to power down and drop Claptrap

Claptrap: "AAAAHHHH! So this is how it ends!" He yelled as he waved his arms in a panic

Y/N quickly ran and jumped off the cliffs edge and activated his rocket boots and caught Claptrap before he floated down to the ground behind some cover.

Tina: "To war my fellow bitches! And our pet and plant!" She yelled before she fired her rocket launcher again this time destroying a vehicle. Cackling crazily as she unleashed rocket after rocket into the camp.

Rocket "I am not a pet!" Rocket yelled as he pulled out his large blaster and started to fire down as Groot began to move them down the cliff.

"And I am Y/N's bitch!" Moxxi yelled dual wielding shotguns as she slid down the cliff

"Be a thirsty sl_t later!" Jack yelled as she unleashed her biotic attack on the psychos.

Sienna: "Heh this is my kind of party" she said as she begin to snipe people.

Y/N who was hiding behind an overturned vehicle was firing at the psychos with his blasters.

Y/N: "You ok? Claptrap right?" he asked the robot by his feet.

Claptrap: "Yup! Thanks for the save meatbag! I thought I was a goner till you showed up!" He said as he thanked him

Y/N: "No problem Moxxi say you were somewhat useful now watch my back and alert me if someone is sneaking up on us" he said before he shot a psycho melting his face off with a flaming bullet

Claptrap: "Aww that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me. If I were programmed to feel happiness I would." He said before he saw a psycho running at them with a machete. To which Claptrap responded by screaming like a girl.

Y/N turned and swung his sword at the psycho making him scream as he was shocked from the inside by the electricity coating Y/N's sword

Y/N: "... oh I love this thing" he said as he grinned seeing the damage his new blade did before seeing another psycho leap onto the overturned vehicle behind him.

Before he was sent flying by Jack's biotics

Claptrap: "Thanks for the help good sir!" He yelled as he saluted Jack

Jack: "... I'm a woman, you piece of scrap!" She yelled.

Claptrap's eyes cracked at this from his shock at this information.

Y/N snorted at this before he fired his pistols at some psychos rushing at them. The team slowly took them all out until the final psycho running at Naruto claiming he'd become his new meat bicycle before Moxxi shot him in the face with her shotgun.

Moxxi: "The only one riding that hunk is me!" She yelled

Tina: "Aw no more?" She asked as she jumped down off the cliff which Y/N caught her in his arms while Sienna slide down the cliff.

"there's usually always a big guy that comes after we kill a bunch of pussies like this. Like an alpha bullymong or a giant centipede. Or a dude with a massive sledgehammer" Tina said.

They then heard a roar as what looked like a four-armed, ape-like creature burst out of the ship and roared at them

Rocket: "You had to tempt fate didn't you ya psycho b_tch?!" He yelled as he fired at the creature.

Tina: "Woohoo! More skulls for my skull throne!" She said while giggling before the creature rushed at her and Y/N.

Without hesitation Y/N threw Tina up into the air and dodged a punch from the ape-like creature before Y/N shot a fire bullet into the creature's face. Unfortunately it barely burned the creature before Y/N lepat over it's next punch and caught Tina as she depended back down to the ground.

Jack: "Don't just stand there you idiot!" She yelled at Y/N who ran from the ape creature while carrying Tina.

Claptrap: "Miss baldy! Throw these at him!" Claptrap yelled as he pointed at some green barrels that had a warning label and said toxic acid

Jack: "The name's Jack you tin can!" She said as she growled at Claptrap

Claptrap: "... but you said you were a woman. Are you a pre op transvestite?" He asked which Jack growled again as she glowed with her biotic powers.

Moxxi: "Jack kill Claptrap later! Throw the barrels at the bullymong!" She said as she reloaded her shotguns after having unloaded her shotguns into the beast.

Jack raised her hands grabbing the barrels and threw them at the Bullymong and Moxxi and Rocket fired at the barrels destroying them covering the Bullymong in what looked like highly toxic acid.

The bullymong howled in pain and anguish as the acid started to melt it's flesh from his body. It's movement slowing down from its overwhelming pain.

Groot then charged at the Bullymong and grabbed him by his neck and started to slam him into the ground.

Groot: "I am Grooooooot!" He yelled as he slammed the mutant creature repeatedly slowly destroying him and sending limbs flying with each slam

Jack: "Holy sh_t" she said wide eyed not expecting the gentle tree to suddenly bludgeon a beast to death

Groot smiled at Jack happy he impressed her before he dropped the Bullymong's corpse to the ground and walking away

Moxxi: "Well that was fun. We should celebrate. Who wants an orgy?" She asked holstering her shotguns and looking at Y/N with predator like eyes.

Tina: "I get first crack!" Tina yelled as she hugged Y/N who was still carrying her which Y/N rolled his eyes at this before he dropped her.

Y/N: "let's just get into the ship and see if Rocket can fix it" he said.

Rocket: "Good plan" he said before he walked into the ship to survey what would need to be fixed.

Claptrap: "I'll help you out for saving me" he said following after Rocket.

Rocket: "Oh goody" he said as he grumbled while Claptrap followed him.

Y/N: "Man the galaxy has changed a lot from my time" he said as he chuckled seeing this.

Jack: "C'mon let's go make sure Rocket doesn't kill your new robot friend. Mostly cause I wanna kill him" she said as she scowled.

Y/N: "Don't let him get to ya Jack at least your friends know you're a girl" he said with a smirk as they all went inside the ship.

Once inside the ship everyone split up but Y/N whistle at how massive the ship as he head to the engine room where Rocket is at.

Rocket: "Ok so this ship can be repaired which gonna take two hours at most" he said.

Y/N: "Good to hear. I'm just surprised those bandits didn't do anything to f_ck this ship up" he said which Rocket laugh.

Rocket: "Those psychos are useless. Anyway I suggest you go explore the place as it gonna take me a few hours. I'll announce it in the PA system" he said which Y/N nod then leave.

Outside the engine room Y/N walk to the cargo hold where Tina and Claptrap are looting.

Tina: "Ohh~ shiny" she said looking at an silver gun.

Claptrap: "jackpot! Lady bot!" He said finding a pink version of his model.

Y/N: "Don't do anything that explode the ship" he said which the two salute then continued to search for more loot.

Walking down the stairs he enter the shuttle bay which got a lot of space but what he find is the two vehicles and a small shuttle ship.

It also where he see Sienna fixing her cyclone while wearing her goggles.

Y/N: "Any damage to the vehicles?" He said which Sienna stop then look at him.

Sienna: "Nope which I admit is lucky as Pandora is home to lots of explosions and damages. Anyway talk to me later as I am currently busy" she said which Y/N nod then take the elevator to the third floor.

It is here that he found many rooms with a kitchen in the center which become Moxxi bar.

He walk to a locker and open it discovering some credits and a picture of Mad Moxxi herself wearing a black and white striped bikini striking a sexy pose on a poker table and holding up some poker cards.

Y/N: "Wow" he said as he took the photo to look it over with a closer eye.

Moxxi: "Yeah that picture an collector item" she said surprising Y/N thus he turn around to see her smirking.

Y/N: "um sorry" he said trying to give it but Moxxi refused.

Moxxi: "Oh don't worry you can keep that picture but if you ever want to have some fun just say the word. There's two things you should know in that case. I sleep with my door unlocked and this just happened" Moxxi said before she pulled down her shirt. Flashing Y/N her breasts before putting it back then walk back to her bar.

Y/N's eyes widened at this as Moxxi walked away chuckling and swaying her hips

Tina: "Damn she got you good. If those were guns you would be dead" Tina said announcing her presence next to Y/N.

Y/N: "Gah! Damn it Tina I'm putting a bell on you!" Y/N yelled as he patted his chest to calm himself

Tina: "Ooh Kinky" she said as she grinned at him then she got in his face

Y/N: "I'm not getting kink- you know what Nevermind. I give up" he said with a sighed then walk to the hall way which have a medical bay and a life support on the right then a gaming room and viewing gallery on the left.

In the Life support Groot is growing an mini garden and in the gaming room Jack is playing pool.

At the end of the hall there a room with bunch of batteries which is use for the guns outside.

Y/N: "Impressive" he said then leave to head to the fourth floor which is where the bridge is located and he got a great view of the area.

Finally he head to the final room which is the captain bridge which is impressive despite being middle size then the PA went on.

Rocket: "Captain. The engine is ready to go" he said which Y/N nod then walk back to the bridge where everyone is waiting.

Tina: "So where to Captain?" She said which Y/N look at Moxxi who smirk.

Y/N: "Omega" he said then the ship suddenly shook and launched into the sky.

Claptrap: "Off to adventure!" He yelled from his seat which he was tied to with chains. Everyone watched as the ship exited Pandora's atmosphere before shooting into a star laden galaxy. Their next stop, Omega.

An: almost 5000 words.