"Psst, Gaara..." You mumble.

"What?" questions Gaara.

"I kinda need yeah to uh, let me down so I can locate the water source so I can wreck Blondie here..." mumbles (y/n) awkwardly with an awkward smile.

"Are you kidding me!? A ninja who specializes in water can't find water unless she's on the ground!? AH-HAH!" laughs Blondie as he falls over on his clay bird.

You only grin and make your move.

"Water Release: Water Bullet Technique!" you yell as water comes rushing out your mouth after Blondie.

You knocked blondie off his bird.

"AH, SWEET!" you yell while fist pumping.

Gaara only sighed as Blondie came back up on one of his clay birds.

"You can't get rid of art as beautiful as me dear," grins Blondie.

You only growl and ask, "What's your name girl? Mine's (y/n) (l/n),"

"..."

"Are you gonna tell me your name, ma'am?" you ask, oblivious to what you just did.

"I'm.. I'm not a girl! And I'm not a boy-"

"Woah, are you a potato?" you ask still oblivious.

"LET ME FINISH!" yells Blondie.

Gaara then uses his sand and chases after Blondie through the city.

While Blondie was being chased, he yelled, "God dammit! Is this how Sand villagers treat visiters!?"

Before you knew it, Gaara was chasing Blondie with three sand, uh, "sand hands" (A/N: Mmmm, the author's vocabulary here is 100% great, not. -cries in the corner-) into the sky.

You were kinda getting bored.

"Hey, Gaara. Sorry to bother ya, but could you lure him back over to us so I can give him a piece of my mind?" you ask with a smug face.

(A/N: Here's an example of a smug face.)

"No," says Gaara.

"Fine, then I'm hopping onto my own cloud," you say sticking your tongue out at Gaara.

"You're reckless," says Gaara as he waves his hands around still trying to catch Blondie.

"And you're a dimmy downer," you say with a smile.

"When are you gonna get another cloud?" questions Gaara.

"I was kinda hoping he'd be back near us," you say as you rub the back of your neck embarrassed.

Gaara only smiles.

"Hey! Blonde girl! Leave my big sis alone and her dumb boyfriend!" yells a familiar voice to you.

You turn and see Rokuro standing on top of the Kazekage building.

"Rokuro! You idiot!" you yell.

"(y/n)! He's going after your brother!" yells Gaara.

"I, the greatest artist named Deidara is not a girl, nor a boy, but a man!" yells Deidara as he goes full speed after Rokuro.

You yell Rokuro's name and quickly blast water out of your hand towards Rokuro, creating a bridge as fast as you could. As the bridge reaches for Rokuro, you begin to run across the watery bridge, focusing your chakra into your feet.

"Take this, you ignorant child!" yells Deidara as he throws a couple of little bird bombs at Rokuro.

You ran and stop in front of Rokuro.

"I summon the horse maiden, Chūseina!" you yell.

Chūseina appears in behind you holding your shoulders.

Then you both yell, "Māji!"

And with that, Chūseina and you merged. You punch the roof of the Kazekage building, causing water to sprout above and surround you and Rokuro.

"Hm, I didn't think this would work since were on top of the Kazekage's building," you say with a chuckle.

"You idiot, you could've died if this didn't work," says Chūseina.

"Sh, lets just be happy that it worked," you say as you unmerge with Chūseina. "Now take Rokuro, Chūseina. I can already sense that this isn't gonna end well."

Chūseina nods and takes a hold of Rokuro.

"You're gonna be alright, right sis?" questions Rokuro as your wall of water soon dies down.

You only grin at Rokuro and say, "Probably not."

"What!? Sis-" Before Rokuro could yell any longer, Chūseina poofs along with him.

"Ah, come out of your shell to face the greatest artist alive? Which is me, Deidara by the way," laughs Deidara.

"Tch, Gaara does better art than you," you say with a smirk.

"What!?" yells Deidara angrily.

"You heard me, now come and get me, you piece of no good art!" you yell as you create a water bridge along the sky and begin running away from Deidara.

As this one water bridge was made, more attached to it and soon it was a whole watery maze in the sky.

It seemed as if this battle was longer than it intended to be. Gaara was chasing Deidara with sand while Deidara was after you with bombs.

Out of the corner of your eye, you see a white spear-like object thrust towards you. You manage to dodge the object realize it was a long tail coming from a weird looking man on a building below you. Then suddenly you felt something caw. You turn and see a bird made out of clay in front of you.

"Damn it," you murmur as you block your face.

Deidara then yells something and causes the bird to explode. You fell on a roof injured. You hold out your arm and concentrate on the water on the sky.

"Return," you mumble weakly as the water listens and returns from which it came from.

You were captured by the weird man from before dressed in the same attire as Deidara, a black cloak with red clouds.

"You.. you won't get away with.... anything," you mumble as you black out in defeat.