Note: (Y/N)  lives with Charlie & Pim.  She does this to escape her rich father and her party-loving brother who is an asshole. She enjoys food but its just so she doesn't have to think or worry about her issues or problems in life. If she eats enough, she does get a smart moment. She is intelligent yet decides against it since she's too lazy.

WARNING:

This episode contains mentions of trying to unalive oneself. Though the character in question, Desmond, doesn't go through with it. Still if you or a loved one are thinking about unaliving oneself, please use the suicide hotline below.

988 - Suicide & Crisis Lifeline

This concept for a story was given to me by KayleeVance, so I hope you all enjoy! ^^

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https://youtu.be/SAojxaGoWVc

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Episode starts off with the outside of the Smiling Friends Inc. building. A dancing alien, singing in gibberish, appears on television. (Y/N), Pim and Charlie watch this with the former being excited while the latter two aren't.

Charlie looked to Pim, who was inverted into the TV, "Pim, can we watch something else?"

"I agree with Charlie..." (Y/N) spoke up, her head laying sideways on the desk bored, "This is so...ugh..." She grumbled.

"No shh. It's about to get really good. It's about to get really good. Trust me." Pim replies to the two without even looking back at them.

(Y/N) groans as she lays her head on the table, forehead this time. Charlie turns his head around and looks at Allan, who is setting up broccoli in a mousetrap next to the refrigerator.

"Hey, Allan. What are you, uh, what are you doing back there, man?" Charlie asked, anything to take his attention away from the tv.

Allan looked up at Charlie, "I think we might have a mouse in the office. My precious piece of cheese has gone missing, unless one of you took it." Allan pointed at three of them.

"I have a cheese allergy." (Y/N) exclaimed.

"Oh. I know that." Allen states as (Y/N) seemed confused, as this was the first time she ever mentioned it at work.

"I mean, I don't know. I, uh, I haven't seen your piece of cheese. No idea." Charlie states.

Pim looked down sadly, "Uh, you guys missed it."

Charlie turns his head back around to Pim, "What?"

"Oh, just, um, the character did a spin. It was, like, a cool spin. That was the whole reason I was showing it to you, but, yeah." Pim paused, "It was...it was just kind of cool."

"Oh. I think I saw it." (Y/N) states as Pim smiles happily.

"Wasn't it so cool?" Pim smiled happily, shaking (Y/N)'s arm.

"Uh-Huh." She nonchalantly replies.

Charlie didn't understand anything that was happening, "Okay."

A loud alarm then starts blaring in the building, which scares many people, critters and birds outside. People are heard screaming.

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The next scene cuts to the Boss sitting in a chair in the office.

"Hey, guys." The Boss smiled creepily.

"So we got a job?" Charlie asked.

"Yeah, but you sort of caught me in the middle of something, here. You guys don't have a problem watching someone eat, do you?" The Boss asked.

Charlie waved it off, "Not really, no. Go, go ahead, man."

"Go ahead." Pim shrugs.

"People gotta eat." (Y/N) shrugged, shoving her hands into her jean pockets.

The Boss grabs his son, Jason as the latter drinks his blurred out nipple, "Alright, so I got a call from a mom today. She's concerned about her son, says he's been, quote, A bit mopey lately. She's wondering if you guys could put a smile on the little rascal's face. Uh, they're at 8501 West Tyson..." Jason bites The Boss' blurred out nipple, "Ow! Hey, no biting. Hey! No biting. Okay? You want me to bite you?"

"Yeh." Jason replies.

(Y/N) seemed traumatized by this moment as Pim and Charlie just seemed plain disturbed.

"This. This is why I don't want kids." (Y/N) shuddered in disgust.

"You know that hurts Daddy, I told you, silly." The Boss pokes his son's cheeks, "No biting, okay? You're my good little baby, huh?"

Jason mummles, "Uhh."

The Boss continues letting his son suck on his nipple, "Yeah, mm."

"Uh, yeah, I mean, no. For sure, we could do that. We could help the smile and everything." Charlie looked to (Y/N) who seemed like she wanted to leave so badly, "Umm. Did you need everything else or is that..."

"No. Now get out there, and make someone smile." The Boss smiles at them.

The three make their way towards the door, leaving the completely black room. (Y/N) nudged Charlie as she lightly smiled at him.

"Hey. Thanks for getting us out of there." (Y/N) walked ahead of Charlie, reading the file as Pim rushed over to see it as well.

Charlie paused as his cheeks turned slightly red, "Oh. Uhh...No Problem." He smacked his head, "Stupid." He quickly followed the two.

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The next scene cuts to (Y/N), Pim and Charlie at the house of Desmond's Mother. Charlie presses the doorbell which chimes. The scene cuts to (Y/N), Pim and Charlie while a man is watering his lawn with a hose in the background.

Pim smiles, "This is going to be great, guys. I love helping kids, I love kids, Charlie. I love kids!"

Charlie and (Y/N) share a look. A man watering his lawn in the background hears this and looks at the screen at (Y/N), Pim and Charlie.

"Uh, Pim, I would really not be screaming that at the top of your lungs." Charlie quickly says.

"Yeah, you can't say that now-a-days in...this economy." (Y/N) states as she pats Pim's head as he blushes a bit.

[You are Charlie height, but slightly shorted but are taller than Pim]

Desmond's Mom opens the door, "Oh, hello. Are you the Smiling Friends?"

"That's us, ma'am, here to bring smiles and make the world a better place." Pim exclaimed, "Uh, is your son home?"

Desmond's Mom nods, "Oh, yes. Yes. He is. Come on in." She waved them to come inside.

(Y/N), Pim and Charlie head inside the house and follow Desmond's Mother.

"I'm so glad you all came. Uh, he's just right in here." They make it to Desmond's bedroom door, "I hope he's not sleeping." She then yells loudly and knocks hardly on his door, "Desmond! The Smiling Friends are here."

Desmond's Mother opens Desmond's bedroom door for (Y/N), Pim and Charlie to walk in.

"Hey, little buddy. How are you doing?" Pim smiled sweetly.

In the room, (Y/N), Pim and Charlie walk in and see their client Desmond, holding a revolver on his temple.

"Oh my god!" The three exclaim.

"Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Charlie backed up.

"Holy Shit." (Y/N) cursed, "Is that...is he..." She covers her eyes with her hand.

"Hello." Desmond greets them.

Charlie looked at the horrified (Y/N) and Pim before turning back to Desmond, "What's, uh, what's up, man? What's happening, big guy? What's up with the gun?"

Desmond shrugged, "Oh, nothing. I was probably going to use it to shoot myself or something."

"Please. Don't do that." (Y/N) shook her head, her eyes still shut as she put her hands down.

"Oh, you don't need to do that, man. Why don't you just put the gun down, buddy?" Charlie puts his hands in his pants pocket.

Pim smiled and nodded in agreement, "Yeah. Don't worry. Things are going to be okay. What's wrong?"

"Well, life is not going that great for me. My wife left me. My kids left me. My dog died from a broken heart last fall, so I don't know. Yeah. Probably just going to end it all or something." Desmond answers.

"Yeah. Pim, can I, uh, can I talk to you for a second?" Charlie looked from Pim to (Y/N), "Keep an eye on him."

(Y/N) slowly opens her eyes, "G...Got it."

Charlie whispers to Pim, "Look, Pim. I know it's our job to help this guy and everything, but I think this guy is a lost cause. He's obviously made up his mind. Why don't we just cut our losses and get out of here? We both know this is gonna end up giving (Y/N) nightmares." He gestures to the already traumatized (Y/N).

"Oh, come on. That's nonsense, Charlie. We've never given up on a job so far." Pim waves it off, turns back to Desmond and walks up to him, "Um, hello there, sir. I know you don't know who I am, but my name is Pim." He gestures to Charlie, "This is Charlie." Then he gestures to (Y/N), "And this is (Y/N)!" He smiled, "I know right now things seem bleak, but I promise to you that by the end of this beautiful day, you will have a big, gorgeous smile on that handsome face of yours." He seemed so happy, "Oh, won't you give us a chance?"

"Okay, but if you can't help me." Closeup of Desmond's face, "I'm going to fucking shoot myself and make you three watch." Desmond warns as (Y/N) slowly grabs Charlie's arm, as Charlie also seems horrified.

"Okay, not sure about that, but yay!" Pim cheers in victory.

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The scene cuts to Smiling Friends Inc where Allan is counting all of his paper clips.

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight." Allan counts, as he fixes a picture as the figure in the picture looks familiar yet their hand is in the way, "One, two, Hmm, Glep, did you take a paperclip? I counted 74 last time, and now there's only 73."

Scene cuts to Glep watching a video of Lucas the Magnificent on an iPad while sitting in a beanbag chair. He is speaking gibberish to Allan.

Allan paused, "I am not accusing you, I'm simply asking."

Glep continues to speak gibberish to him.

Allan hears a noise from the mouse trap next to the refrigerator, "A-ha! I got you, you dang mouse." Allan runs next to the refrigerator and looks down to see that a piece of broccoli has gone missing as the mousetrap is covered with some traces of blood as Allan sees the traces of blood on the wall next to the refrigerator and pushes it to reveal a big hole in the wall, "I will get you. Nobody takes Allan's precious piece of cheese and gets away with it." Allan enters the big hole in the wall to see a white critter sitting in a chair using a computer, "Uh, hey, sorry to bother you, but did you see a mouse run through here, by chance?"

"I don't know." The critter has his hands covering the computer screen, "Yeah. No clue, man. Maybe try down there."

Allan nods, "Thanks. I'll check it out."

"By the way, for the record you should probably knock or make yourself know the next time you enter someone's place." The critter explains.

Allan facepalmed, "Dude, I don't even think you should be in here to begin with."

"Yeah, not really your business, though, is it?" The critter questions.

Allan's eyebrows sinked, "When you're living in our office walls, yeah, it kind of is."

Man Living In Wall nods, "Yeah, yeah, yeah."

Allan rubs his temples, "Okay, I'm not... I'm not doing this right now. Bye...I'll let (Y/N) deal with you later." He walks off.

"Yeah, bye." He waves.

Allan rolled his eyes, "Whatever." He took a quick picture of the person before walking off.

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The scene cuts to the exterior of the Pimling Family Residence while a bird on a tree screams. The scene switches to the interior of the Pimling Family Residence, where (Y/N), Pim, Charlie and Desmond are sitting at the dinner table with other members of Pim's family such as his mother, cousin, sister and her boyfriend Alpha.

"Hello, family! Um, so this is my new pal, Desmond." Pim explains, "Uh, he's been feeling a bit blue lately, so I wanted to show him one of the best things life has to offer: quality family times. This is my cousin, Graham Nelly." He smiles, "He's a darn whiz with the skateboard, actually. Go on. Show him that, show him that..."

Graham Nelly took out a mini-skateboard, "Ah. I, uh, just know how to do an ollie on it, but, uh, I forgot." Graham Nelly starts muttering.

Scene switches to Amy and her boyfriend Alpha.

"Ew, Pim. You are so stupid, right, babe?" Amy kisses the muscle on Alpha's arm.

Pim awkwardly laughs, "Yeah. That's my beautiful sister, Amy. We don't always get along, but we sure do love each other."

"Pim, I genuinely hate you. I have no love for you in any shape or form...the only reason I tolerate you is because of your humongous crush on (Y/N). Right, babe?" Amy kisses her boyfriend's arm muscle again.

(Y/N) looked up from stuffing her face with food, "Hm? What's going on?"

Pim's whole face was red as he was happy (Y/N) didn't hear, "Um, uhall right. And over there in that empty chair is where - where my dear old dad usually sits, but tonight he's in the other room, I think." Pim states.

Steven, Pim's Father is shown in the other room sitting in a chair watching the same dancing alien Pim was watching on television.

"I'm trying to watch the bloody television in here!" Steven yells from the living room.

"Steven, get in here and sit at the dinner table! Your son is home!" Pim's Mother yells back.

"Oh, would you shut the fuck up, woman? I was down in the bloody mines for fourteen hours today!" Steven yells back.

Pim's Mother clenches her fist, "Don't you tell me to shut up!"

Steven is heard yelling louder, "I can do whatever I fucking want."

Pim's Mother and Father yell at each other offscreen as children continue to run around the house.

Charlie leaned his head on his hand, "Wow, Pim. This is really going well."

"Can I have some to go, please?" (Y/N) asked as Pim's Mother gratefully smiled and went to go back some up.

Alpha vomits, "Sorry. I'm so sorry. I ruined it. I'm sorry."

Desmond looked to Pim, "Is this supposed to make me not want to kill myself?"

"Well, uh, I haven't really been home since Christmas, so I guess I forgot there's sometimes family tension." A picture is shot down from the wall as Charlie looks at it, "Uh, but that's okay because there's another thing that makes life worth living: friends!

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Scene transitions from Pim's mouth to a house party that (Y/N), Pim, Charlie and Desmond attend.

"Isn't this..." (Y/N) grumbled, "...why here?"

"So another great thing about life is making new friends." Pim smiled, "Anyone can be your friend, even that guy." Pim walked over to the hip early adult man, "Hello, there. I'm Pim. Would you like to be our friend?" Pim touches the man who looked similar to (Y/N).

"Whoa! What the fuck dude? Don't touch me." The man pushed Pim back.

Pim looked down, "Oh, no. I'm sorry."

The man notices (Y/N) and smirks, "(Y/N)! How is my older sis doin'?" He asked as Charlie and Pim looked at (Y/N) with two different reactions.

"...Shut the fuck up, Todd. I'm trying to work here." (Y/N) gave him her middle finger.

Scene switches to a roto-scoped style for Party Bro during Pim's point of view.

"Dude, what the fuck? Why are you fucking here, man? You're so old. Where's your wife? Go home to your family, dude?" Todd yells at Pim.

Other people at the house party laugh and point their fingers at Pim.

Pim looked down sadly, "Well, I mean, I'm not that old."

Charlie is shown eating chips, "You are getting kind of old, dude."

"Yeah...Charlie and I are like...Twenty-Seven." (Y/N) adds on, "You're like...six years older than us. Not like anything's wrong with that."

Pim pauses, "What?"

"Yeah. No. I mean, it's okay." Charlie quickly adds on, "You know, like, we're all getting older. I guess our best years are just behind us. It's fine. It just is what it is."

"Truth." (Y/N) nods.

"Exactly." Desmond even agrees.

"No matter what, you're still our friend and our Pim." (Y/N) cringed at herself as Pim slightly blushed.

Pim looked down, "Huh, guess I'd never really thought about that before."

"Alright. Going to kill myself, now. Goodbye." Desmond starts discharging the gun.

Pim quickly stops Desmond, "No, no, no, no! Wait! Wait, wait, wait! I know the perfect place that will definitely cheer you up."

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The scene switches to the amusement park Dave Land with children screaming anywhere.

"Welcome to Dave Land. I always come here when I feel down in the dumps. They have the Dave Rollercoaster, the Dave Toilets, Dave Snowcorns, oh, and you can even meet Dave himself." Pim smiles happily.

Desmond seemed confused, "Who's Dave?"

"I don't know." Pim shrugs, "He's Dave, creator of Dave Land. Come on. Let's go on the rollercoaster. Oh, the line is short!"

The scene switches to Pim, (Y/N), Charlie and Desmond all having fun on various rides at Dave Land.

Dave Land Song: Having fun at Dave Land! Having fun at Dave Land! Having fun at Dave Land!

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Allan looks for his piece of cheese through the walls of Smiling Friends Inc with a flashlight in his mouth.

Allan looked around, "Come out, come out, wherever you are. I know you're in here, little mousy."

A creature known as a Bliblie moves past the screen which Allan turns around.

"Hello?" Allen calls out.

A Bliblie holding Allan's cheese runs behind pillars and its footsteps start pattering. Allan looks at the whimpering creature in the corner which has one of its hands chopped off.

Allan smirked, "Oh, you're not a mouse at all. Aw, everything is going to be alright. Can I have my piece of cheese back, please?" The Bliblie stabs his finger with a paperclip as Allan frowns, "Ow! What the..." The Bliblie runs away with his piece of cheese, "Hey! Come back here. Come out of there!" Allan chases the gibberish Bliblie who enters a cocoon-like ball. "I want my cheese back, please." Bliblies start coming out of the cocoon, "Ah!"

The Bliblies crawl out of various places in Smiling Friends Inc. and speak gibberish. The scene cuts to the Boss playing an online game on a laptop.

"Guys, knock it off." The boss yells before calming down quickly, "Hey, sorry, I'm back."

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Scene switches back (Y/N), Pim, Charlie and Desmond at Daveland wearing Daveland T-shirts and have cotton candy.

"Oh, so that was really fun, wasn't it?" Pim asked, "Desmond, you looked so funny on that roller coaster. Charlie, did you take any photos?"

"No." Charlie replies and watches (Y/N) stuff her face with more cotton candy, giving his to her as well.

"So what did you think, Desmond?" Pim questioned, "I bet after the teacup ride, you don't want to shoot yourself with that nasty revolver anymore. Uh, do you feel any better?"

"Yeah, I guess." Desmond shrugs.

Pim smiled, "Aw, that's great." He turned to the two, "Guys, we did it, successful mission!"

Desmond continued, "For a bit. Then it ended, like good things always do."

"Huh?" Pim turns back to Desmond, "Well, yeah, but nice things can't last forever."

"Pim's right, things will eventually end for us all." (Y/N) muttered, her mouth filled with cotton candy.

"That's exactly it. Are the best parts of life really just finding momentary distractions to keep yourself busy so you think about the harsh realities of life for a second?" Demsond paused, "I can ride roller coasters, meet new friends, and spend time with my family all day long. It doesn't change the fact that the sun is just going to explode, and all this was for nothing."

Pim stands with a single expression while Charlie is slurping his drink, "Uh, Pim, did you want to show Desmond anything else, or are we, uh, are we good?"

Pim looks down, "Well, did you want to show me anything?" Desmond asked.

"Uh, alright. Yeah. Uh, what about that?" Charlie points to an ant on the tiny ground of a sidewalk.

"What, an ant?" Desmond questioned.

Charlie nods, "Yeah."

Desmond shrugs, "I mean, it's kind of cool, but it doesn't make me feel any better, though."

"Yeah, I know. I didn't think so. Okay, um, so let's go back to the office. Uh, we just need you to sign some paperwork that says we failed to make you smile, and then you can, uh, you know, do what you got to do and all that." Charlie turned to (Y/N).

"Okay." Desmond agrees.

"Anything you wanna say..." Charlie asked.

"Wait...Ohhh...I get the gist." (Y/N) took a deep breath, "What the ant symbolizes is how short life can be for any critter." (Y/N) states and walks to the ant, "For example." (Y/N) smashes the ant to death with her foot, "See. The ant lived its life the way it was meant to until it died."

"...Hm." Desmond thinks, "Doesn't make me feel better."

(Y/N) shrugged before freezing and shaking her head, "Shit. I'm done being smart. I need more food." (Y/N) stretches, "I'm ready to leave now."

Charlie nods as he carries a depressed Pim while he, (Y/N) and Desmond head back to Smiling Friends Inc and open the door to see Bliblies around the building and Allan being crucified by them.

"I just wanted my cheese!" The Bliblie with Allan's piece of cheese stabs another Bliblies with a paperclip and gasps at Desmond.

The Bliblie heads to Desmond but the latter shoots the said creature to death prompting the other Bliblies to stop.

"You have to do it, man. It's okay." Charlie states, patting Desmond's shoulder.

Desmond nods, "That felt good." He smiled.

Triumphant music plays. Pim cheers in victory as he shakes (Y/N), who seemed done with today.

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A clean-up Desmond appears in a commercial for Desmond's Bliblie Control plays on television.

"Notice your food has gone missing? Hearing scratches in the walls? Finding mysterious purple shit pellets? You, my friend, may have an Bliblie infestation. Luckily for you, there's Desmond's Bliblie Control. We'll kill them all for you: shoot them, stab them, smash them, set them on fire. We'll take control, Bliblie control. Call now!" Desmond announced from the TV.

Charlie and Allan are sitting at the table in the office after watching the commercial. As (Y/N) walked to the table and sat down, eating a chicken sandwich.

"Huh, I guess Desmond just needed to find a purpose in life." Charlie shrugs.

"Everyone does need a purpose." (Y/N) agrees.

"Yes, and I got my cheese back. Nom." Allan eats his cheese.

Music plays.

"Aw, come here, Allan, you crazy character." Charlie puts his arm around Allan.

Allan nips Charlie's nose, "Nom." Charlie pushes Allan back as Charlie and Allan start to laugh together, "Nom." Charlie continues to laugh with Allan, while Pim is still depressed and Glep mops the blood of a dead Bliblie in the office.

"Hey...Pim, you...you okay?" (Y/N) asked, looking at the depressed Pim.

"Nom, nom." Allan continues.

A closeup of a realistic depressed Pim is shown onscreen for a few seconds. As (Y/N) simply pets Pim's head.

"Shh...It's alright." (Y/N) told Pim, "You did great in the end. He did smile."

Allan still continues, "Nom, nom. Nom."

The television alien bursts out of the office's television screen speaking in rapid gibberish. Glep runs away while (Y/N), Charlie and Allan get off the chairs. The words "hello thank you for watching :-)" in yellow appear on the screen.

"Hello thank you for watching!" The TV Alien repeats.

Charlie jumped and hugged (Y/N), "Jesus Christ!"

"THE FUCK?!" (Y/N) jumped and was hugged by Charlie.

"Oh, my god." Allen backs up.

"What is that? What is that?" Charlie points to it.

Allan shrugs, "I don't know."

"Allan, Allan, grab it." (Y/N) exclaims.

Allan seemed confused, "What?"

"Grab it." Charlie repeated.

"I'm not going to grab that." Allen yelled.

"Grab it now. Get it, now." (Y/N) screamed.

Allan points to Charlie, "You grab it."

"GET IT, NOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!" Charlie yells at the top of his lungs.

The credits play. As the episode ends.

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A few hours later, before work ended for the day, (Y/N) walked over to Allan as she was all bloody. She placed a hammer down on the table as Allen looked from the hammer to (Y/N) with a smile.

"Critter is dealt with...Can I have my fifty bucks now?" (Y/N) held her hand out.

Allan hands her the cash, "I'm guessing you also fixed the wall."

(Y/N) shoved the money into her pocket, "Yeeeeep." 

(Y/N) walks off as she walked around the corner and knocked on the wall three times as the critter from the wall popped out.

"You lied to the guy for me?" The critter asked.

"Allan is dealt with...Can I have my two hundred bucks now?" (Y/N) held her hand out again.

"Yep. Also thanks for fixing the hole in the wall." The critter hands (Y/N) the money.

"No problem." (Y/N) nods as she shoves the money in the same pocket.

(Y/N) walks off and out of the company building to join up with Charlie and Pim, who Charlie was carrying since Pim was still depressed.

"So, How much did you make this week, (Y/N)?" Charlie asked, as he always did.

"340." (Y/N) walked ahead of them as Charlie seemed shocked.

"How...You know what..." Charlie smiled and sighed, "Nevermind." He followed (Y/N), "Nevermind."

The episode really ends.

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(Y/N)'s Family:

(Y/N)'s Mother - Elisa [+, Passed away due to gun violence in household - murder was never found, died a year after Sammie was born]

(Y/N)'s Father - Mick [Rich af]

Just (Y/N) - (Y/N) [Was her parents first child - lives with her childhood friends]

(Y/N)'s Younger Brother - Todd [lives alone but survives off Parents money]

(Y/N)'s Baby Sibling - Sammie [Lives with Grandma]

(Y/N)'s Grandma - Grandma Suzie [Lives with husband and Sammie]

(Y/N)'s Step-Grandpa - Grandpa Luis [Suzie's new husband & much better]

(Y/N)'s Grandpa - Grandpa Brad [piece of shit.]

[I did enjoy the first episode! But what do y'all think?]

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