So basically it's a human AU, where the Penguin's are spies.

Human!Penguins x Reader

(Y/N) was added to the Penguin Division of Z.O.O. owned by someone who calls himself King Julien? You and the boys now go on crazy spy adventures while trying to conseil your identities from your friends & family.

[And I will be shipping Julian & Morice]

But I'm sorry...look at these men-

[The next two are from zayrenvie on ista-]

^ this one is probably the one I'm going with for their clothes & appearances.

For their affection level [Like if they'd be affectionate with you or not] -

Reader -

You give affection, but in simple ways such as hugs, hand holding, cheek kisses [if other is okay with that] and that's mostly it. [Reader is 25]

Private - 95%

Private is the type to love affection from his friends and potention lovers. He would be a golden retriever and be confused with most acts of romance towards him, he'd start stuttering and probably malfunction. Private keeps secrets horribly, happily Skipper is there to assist him. Private has a hard time talking to most girls while at work, but gets over it, hopefully.

Private would usually go to Skipper for advice since he views Skipper as his big brother. Private sometimes hates being called cute, unless it's by someone he likes. He does though want to be big and strong to protect his friend and one day lover. [Private is 24]

Rico - 74%

If Rico doesn't trust someone, he'll make it known by shoving dynamite in their face. Rico is also the hardest to keep the secret of being a spy, though no one usually understands what he says though. He mostly pulls random things out of his pockets that seem bigger than they seemed. Also he's the one who loves working at an actual Zoo during the day.

Rico would usually give gifts instead of affection, since he's scared he'll do something wrong and hurt the person he likes. But it's easy to know if he likes you, since he's super protective of you. Yet he won't pull you back or touch you without writing out a consent form. He'd seriously treasure you like a Queen if he could. Yet his fear of being hurt or hurting you stops him from doing anymore.

Though, he does love head pats, chin scratches and cheek rubs. [Rico is 26]

Kowalski - 45%

Kowalski isn't much of an affectionate person. He likes hand holding and thinks of kisses but that's mostly it. When he likes someone, he'll usually mess around when they're near him. He'd compliment them and tried to use his only affection method, words of affirmation. Yet he can't flirt to save his life. He keeps being a spy well, being the eldest by about 2 years as at work, he mostly explains everything about...well...everything. 

Kowalski is the type to fall in love at first sight with someone who kind-of matches his speed. He'll take a while to finally talk to them but he'll get to it...hopefully. [Kowalski is 28]

Skipper - 21%

Skipper is like Kowalski and Rico, if he doesn't trust you, move out of the way. He'd rather focus on his mission than romance then drink some coffee on the weekend with his friends. Yet he is known to be the type to give messages, consent of course, and cheek kisses. He is scared to hold hands or hug because he doesn't like when people get close, 'cause with his anger issues, he's scared he'll ruin everything.

Skipper doesn't speak a word about their duties after work. He kinda ignores his ex, Marlene, since their break up was mutual but kinda horrible for the both since Marlene came out as asexual/aromatic. Skipper then slowly identified as demi-asexual himself after realizing he didn't feel comfortable with being romantic in that aspect yet still longed to be in a relationship, one day. At work, he acts like a drill sergeant, maybe that's why King Julian made Skipper work at the ticket booth for the educational movie theater [if you been to a Zoo, you know what I'm talking about].

King Julian [Platonic Dad energy] - 100%

King Julian LOVES affection. He dances and does all that, of course he loved affection, he's also the Pan King since he loves everyone to his own accord. He also worships traditions & cultures and usually shows affection through his dancing and cultures. 

If you were his child, not related, you better be ready to get spoiled rotten.

Morice [Platonic Dad energy] - 78%

Morice is the BI King. Morice is alright with affection but he has to know them for years and years first, like King Julian. He'd show affection through words, poems, letters and small little gifts. He'd do a whole secret admirer thing.

If you were his child, he'd be super protective of you [think of that one scene from modern family where they're like, 'I'm breaking the window', and the one yelling that is Morice while King J is on the phone.]

Mort [Platonic Little Bro Energy] - ???%

Mort's affection is unknown, he loves King Julian's feet...odd. But when it comes to affection from others, like hugs and what not, he doesn't mind it. He loves being hugged and cuddles. He also circles into a ball to sleep around those he feels comfortable with. While King Julian is the owner of Z.O.O. and the actual Zoo, Mort is the tour guide with Kowalski while Morice is tending to the animals with Rico.

Marlene [Platonic Big Sister Energy] - 5%

As I stated before, she used to date Skipper until she found out that affection isn't her thing. But she'd be polite about it, explaining how she doesn't like to be touched in anyway. She'd be okay with hugs only, yet only to comfort her if she's scared or crying. She isn't looking for anything romantic but enjoys rom-coms and gives great advice.

She's also protective of her friends, and usually is the mother of the group. She even gives gifts.

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What'cha all think?

Who's your favorite? [I love them all tbh.]

Y'all excited for this when I come back?