After the pack finally got used to having Law around the place, things got more exciting around the medieval time fortress, even more exciting then when Kidd accidentally set the cannons off near their room for gunpowder storage.

Because of Law's typical mischievous snow leopard nature, he's messed around the place more than considered just a bit, and none of it went really well in Killer's opinion, especially in Killer's opinion.

One time the leopard secretly video taped the hallway and caught the beta dancing like an idiot while struting down the hall acting all badass, you know like every teenager does when in he bathroom with their headphones turned up to the max.

Poor Killer was so mortified when he woke up and had to deal with wolf whistles, stares, and taunts like 'shake it off!' The worst part was that Bonney made sure he would never ever live it down by keeping a bunch of secret copies of the tape hidden all over the place to show off whenever she wants, it was like the bitch had emergency stashes all over the place.

Another time was when Law decided to put temporary green hair dye in Kidd's shampoo, oh jesus that was a horrifying day for all in their presence.

When the alpha finally caught the giggling feline after a three hour chase, one that even caused them to evacuate most of the inhabitants from the castle, it took Law another four to finally get it all out, and the reason it took so long was because...Law + petting/washing Kidd's hair = different activities.

Yep, the snow leopard was sure if pissing Kidd off like that ended everytime with a little fun at the end..then he'd be doing it a lot more from now on, something that the beta kept an eye out for.

But those weren't the worst pranks, oh no, Law would be considered insulted on his good snw leopard name if he'd let himself resort to only such shitty amusement all the time, not when his kind was known for their excessive extremities.

The worst pranks, was when Kidd was helping.

Yes, the alpha indeed joined in with the torturing of his pack, yes that may sound so irresponsible and childish but, this is Kidd we're talking about, so deal with it, there's no way around it.

A majority of those pranks also included some of the most ridiculous moments in the pack history, so why don't we list some of them?

One time included pouring a lot of alcohol in Heat's food and 'accidentally' lighting it on fire during dinner..which also spread across the whole table and got to some hidden fireworks that blew pepper up everywhere, where Law learned to create such fireworks Killer hoped to never know.

After the pack finally got all the powdery stuff out of their eyes and stopped sneezing, Killer confiscated all potentially flammable fluids they had in their position.

The next one was covering the entire mess hall in honey coated feathers from floor to ceiling and even inside the furniture, don't ask Kidd how they did it, even he had no idea how they managed to pull it off since he had his back turned to Law the majority of the time.

Killer then had to confiscate all sticky substances from the childish duo, and now the two were planning their biggest plot yet, their masterplan and their revenge on the blond wet blanket that interfered with them left and right, "soooo, what we gonna do?" Kidd looked over to his mate feeling just as clueless as the other was.

They had no fucking idea what the hell to do.

"Maybe we can...I don't know...blow something up?" Kidd's face changed into one full of merriment and promised destruction, it had been far too long since he'd caused physical damage, "oh now we're talking!" Kidd scooted closer and listened in very carefully watching Law's face suddenly brighten into pure genius, unoticeably causing the redhead to blush seeing the life in his eyes gleam vibrant.

"Wait I got it!" Kidd hummed, letting Law know he obviously wanted in on the plan before the other got stuck in his epiphany, "okay, first we're going to need to sneak some of our flammable liquids back" Kidd's maniac grin grew at the word 'flammable', "Plus we're also gonna need a few things, so shopping is a must" the alpha brought out a 'shopping list' and took out a pen signaling the feline to begin.

"Those things include, a pink sparkly princess dress, lots of glitter, grenades and firecrackers, a sound editing system that you can copy and save onto a disk, and one of Bonney-ya's copies of that time I caught him singing...also does Killer-ya happen to sleep in the buff?" Kidd paused at the strange question, instincts slightly ablaze, before raising an invisible eyebrow, caught between curiosity and slight possessiveness.

"It's for the prank obviously!" Kidd still seemed to be confused but answered anyway, "...yeah...why?" The leopard gave him an evil smirk and motioned him closer, after whispering his masterplan to his mate, the wolf almost burst in evil laughter, once again scaring the shit out of anyone nearby.

"Oh my god Law, that is brilliant!" Law smiled pleased that Kidd liked his idea, "so you go shopping and I get the flammie stuff?" Kidd rose off of the ground and kissed the leopard's cheek, "sure, I'll be back soon babe, don't let Killer catch ya!" Kidd marched out into the hallway and opened the front door with a swift kick, but before he left, he took a deep breath and shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Hey bitches! I'm leaving to do some fucking shopping! And if any of you shitty bastards even think about touching Law you're already dead!" His voice boomed throughout the entire castle, causing the windows to rattle and shake under the power in his lungs.

Unknown to Kidd, Law was purring at every word, he always did like how protective and possessive Kidd was over him, it was a nice feeling to know he was greatly loved and cherished, loved right down to his very whiskers.

It showed him how much Kidd wanted him, how much he needed the feline by his side and would attack anyone who got too close if seeing them as a threat, it was indeed very comforting.

After hearing the door slam, Law strutted out of the room with a small hum on his smirking lips, heading in the direction of the biggest air vent in the entire castle.

It was time for Law to do some ninja work!

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After breaking open the air vent, the mischievous raven quietly crept in after shifting into his slimmer cat form.

Using his predatory night vision, he snuck through the darkness with ease, immediately using his photographic memory of the maps for the castle to find his way without hesitation or second thoughts, soon after a few more confusing turns and twists through the air ducts, he finally made it.

Killer's bedroom.

Law's POV

I smiled lopsidedly as I turned my back paws to the door and kicked open the vent, without messing any of my clean hairs I jumped into the room with such grace my landing almost came out soundless, it may sound impressive but it really wasn't, not when you were raised by a mute, his wide smile flashed in my mind making me feel hollow for a moment before I snapped back into reality.

'It's okay, you avenged him, yeah, it's alright'....but it wasn't, I still lacked closure not feeling satisfied with my old victory.

The bastard should be dead.

But he wasn't.

He was in jail, and that had to be good enough.

But it couldn't.

Though he wouldn't have wanted him dead, not by my hands at least.

But I did.

I finally caught sight of what I was looking for and immediately felt adrenaline pump in my veins and forgot about my current problems, or problems that should have been buried in the past.

Yes! It was the rubbing alcohol that Killer-ya confiscated from me after that last attempted fire prank in the medical room! Shifting into my human form, I swiftly picked up my precious medical liquid and gave it a chate kiss, 'oh how daddy missed you my pretty' I carefully shoved it into my coat pocket and turned for the vent.

'Click!'

My eyes widened and I swung my head around to stare at the door, the handle was turning.

Killer-ya was coming in.

In a burst of speed and strength, I leapt into the air ducts and loudly slammed the cover perfectly back into place, not caring at all if he heard me or not.

As soon as the door behind me swung open, I was already out of there.

When I was finally back in the safe confinement of me and Eustass-ya's room, I smiled, took out the alcohol and smirked when it swished around in the container.

Oh we were gonna get in so much trouble, just the thing I need to get my mind away from such troubles, to keep myself from hanging up on those godforsaken phantoms.

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Kidd's POV

After I left the castle, I shifted into my highly recognizable red wolf form and zoomed towards the nearby town through the mental path I knew by heart.

Of course everyone cleared the way when I showed up and avoided me like the black plague.

I knew why and it was at good reason, because after crushing more then just a few bitches hearts, people around here who knew of me deemed me, 'the forever to be single mean and dangerous guy that no one should socialize with'.

Jesus how hilarious it was how wrong they were! As they were to find out sometime in the future.

I caught sight of the ladies clothes shop, seeing the bright colors of dresses hanging on a line in the back, the cloth walls of the small tent whisped weakly as I turned to them and trotted over to the lady at the front, "hey do you..." I flushed in horrification and a bit of an embarrassed pink as I realized I was doing this in the middle of a public space, damn, "have any....pink princess dresses?" Someone kill me.

Normal POV

The thin girl blushed hearing his gravelly voice, she gulped hard, blinking down at the abnormally large muscular wolf in front of her and responded almost awkwardly, "ummm, I don't think we have any that would fit your size sir" he could hear a couple of girls giggle in the back, catching peeks at them from over their shoulders.

He growled out as his whispy fur stuck up a tad in agitation at the humiliation, "It's not for me dammit!" She squeaked and gave him a brisk apology before disappearing into the back of the shop and came back out as a small, skinny opossum with a plastic bag that looked way too heavy for her too pull before shifting back into a human.

"Here, this one should do sir, it's made to fit almost all sizes" Kidd gruffly nodded and payed the girl before hiding the bag behind his shoulder blades, 'this is gonna be a long ride' he thought.

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Kidd finally made it back and found Law asleep like the dead on their bed, seeing how happy he looked, the alpha almost regretted the fact that he was planning on waking him up, "hey babe I'm back" Law sleepily mummered garbled nonsense as his mate showered him in licks, feeling a warm feeling burn in his soul he slowly joined in as well, only instead of licks he gave actual kisses to his nose and snout.

"Did you get everything love?" Kidd rumbled jumping onto the bed, "hell yes, getting the fucking dress was a pain in my ass and a huge blow to my ego, but how I got the grenades was pretty fucking badass I must say, maybe I should tell you in detail sometime" the surgeon cooed in apology knowing just how Kidd liked to keep is ego untouched and unaturally big, just like how he liked to keep himself on a pedestal.

"Don't worry love, the prank's gonna be so worth it I promise you, just wait till tonight" Kidd's tail wagged and he barked in excitement panting happily, the game was afoot.

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As the clock struck midnight everthing went silent in the house~

Absolutely no one was up, not even a mouse~

Only two troublemakers snuck around~

In the morning any trace of them would not be found~

They broke into the room without a care~

And crept inside the beta's lair~

Switched somethings and some misplaced~

And as quickly they entered, they escaped~

(A/N: U will never understand how proud I am of this awesome rhyme poem here)

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Killer woke up with a huge yawn that morning.

He stretched his arms and groggily hummed in drowsiness, everyone in the pack knew that Killer was so sleepy in the morning he physically couldn't even get the energy to shift yet, a problem Kidd sometimes bitched at him about.

Plus he didn't get much sleep last night, yesterday he became a bit paranoid after hearing Kidd's maniacal laughter, which promised very bad things to come, and being convinced someone broke into his room yesterday didn't help shit.

But it seemed as he was wrong when he survived the day without any disasters, maybe he was being crazy after all, both Kidd and Law were adults even if they were children at heart, maybe he should start giving them more credit.

He stood in the middle of his room in nothing but his boxers and opened his creaky closet.

He immediately decided to never doubt his instincts ever again.

All of his precious clothes was gone, absolutely all of it...and replaced with a fucking hot pink princess dress.

Those bastards!

Killer reluctantly tore on the weirdly feeling puffy dress and angrily stomped towards the mess hall, no way was he walking out there fucking naked during mating season, he'd rather not take the chance to get jumped, he wasn't suicidal after all.

"You fucking little shits!"

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Kidd and Law both immediately froze at the unexpected holler and exchanged discreet highly amused smiles.

Kidd silently motioned the feline to begin part two of the plan as Law quickly scurried off down to the more far off parts of the mess hall, Bonney though, noticed their mischievous exchange and irritably sighed getting the alpha's attention, "okay, it's not even the crack ass of dawn and he's already got something up his ass, what the hell did you two do no-"

'BAM!'

The doors violently swung open, nearly causing it to break down off its hinges, revealing a very pissed and girly Killer.

The whole room was quick to erupt in laughter, Apoo burst into tears, Basil rumbled in bemused chuckles and Bonney went and completely lost her shit.

"Bahahhahahahahha! K-K-Killer!? Is that!? Hahahaha! Oh gawd! W-W-What happened to-hahahahaha you!?" For the life of her, Bonney just couldn't stop laughing.

Ignoring the pack's obnoxious gaffaws of laughter and causing a ruckas, Killer instead stormed over the the alpha and growled out in a menacing voice, "where the hell are my clothes?" Kidd continued to giggle uncontrollably while sizing up the dress, that was until he finally calmed down enough to speak properly and pointed to the stage, right before breaking down into laughter again.

Killer furrowed his brows and turned around, and he felt like committing murder twice that day.

Law was on the flipping stage wearing Killer's baggy clothes grinning like a drunk idiot that was only just now feeling a buzz, oh for the love of what was holy.

"Ladies and gents, your attention plea! Killer-ya is going to sing a lovely little tune with me!" Oh jesus, the beta bit his lip in frustration, how the fuck did he get punked by these idiots when they acted like drunks?

The snow leopard popped in a CD making the screen light up and some of the lights dim.

Then it showed the moment they caught Killer singing only there was raving music playing in the backround, "I took the liberty into editing your voice and making you sing a different song if ya don't mind soooo, without further adew!" The song he quickly recognized started as Killer was about to sing on the screen, "oh no" Killer mouthed his thoughts as his screen self started to sing, looking like one of those viral videos.

When the song finally ended Killer was red from embarrassment/anger and the laughter exploded ten fold.

Killer couldn't believe they just 'made' him sing! Like that for pete's sake! What even was that!? Whatever it was better not go viral! "You two are dead!" He chased the two in circles around the head table with blood crazed eyes.

When he was finally able to get some energy, he somehow cornered Law, while the leopard only chuckled as Killer grew closer, "what's so funny pretty boy?" Law gave him a dangerous grin as he pulled out...

Ya guessed it.

The fucking grenades.

Before Killer could react or even back off, Law chucked the bomb in his direcion and ducked for cover along with Kidd behind a tipped table, Killer tried to shield himself from the inevitable explosion but what he didn't know was that Kidd already tinkered with it.

Instead of a fiery explosion of death, the grenade burst out sparkles, like a cloud of death it coated the entire room in a flashy pink, sparkly hue, and that's not all folks! Remember those firecrackers and rubbing alcohol?

As the glitter coated the room, some firecraker sparks also jumped out onto Killer's dress, making it instantly light up like a dry tree.

Oh yeah about that, they doused the whole dress in Law's rubbing alcohol and dried it perfectly before putting it inside the closet.

Everyone laughed even harder at the sight of the flamming cross dressing barbie doll from hell.

Finally someone decided to pour water onto the poor beta and end his suffering but when all the steam and smoke finally cleared...it revealed him as completely pink and naked as the day he was born..in front of everyone.

Poor Killer was humiliated.

The two pranksters laughed their asses off, not having planned the naked bit but they just ran with it, "That's what you get for confiscating our stuff!" The duo burst out of the room howling of laughter like no tomorrow, and in that moment a certain pink haired girl who was busy comforting Killer had a thought, 'those two are really fucking made for each other' they really were.