NO I did not lie, this is in fact KIDLAW there will be only FRIENDSHIP lawlu in here got it!?!?

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It was mating season, yep, that means everyone was horny and looking all over the place for an attractive mate to fuck into the ground and call their own...well, almost everyone.

Kidd's POV

I sighed as Killer continued on with his never ending rant, sometimes I wondered if he just did this kind of thing out of habit, or if he did it on purpose to make me crack.

Then I looked to the clock and scowled, '11:38' yep, Killer has now been officially ranting for two whole hours, that had to be a new record right? Deflating as another minute ticked by, I turned my attention to the lush forest outside the window.

"Kidd are you even listening!?" His stressed voice dragged me out of my thoughts as I turned to him with a bitter look, couldn't I get a single break around here? I was the fucking alpha after all.

"Killer, you've been ranting and raving like a fucking lunatic for two hours now, can you shut the fuck up and have your hissy fit with someone who cares?" But instead he ignored me like usual and continued to rant on with his tail all frizzed up dipped in between his hind legs, that couldn't be good for his health.

"Kidd this is serious! We need to find you a mate this year and fast! You may be the alpha but if you don't get a mate soon then people will start revolting!" As if it wasn't before already, the blonde's fur stood up on end and raised itself into the air.

I scoffed and curled my fangs into a deep snarl, that was complete and utter bullshit, like why the hell would getting a mate or not change anything? It was madness, that's what it was.

Apparently the pack did not want a single wolf leading them, though I don't know the hell why, like that had to be so unbelievably stupid.

Maybe something to do with wanting to have a pack mother but...I wasn't paying attention to any shit like that anymore, that was their problem, and who needed another mother anyway?

"Kidd why can't you just find a mate? It's not like it be hard for you to impress anyone" eyes twitching when those words met my ears, my fur ruffled as I immediately shot him a blazing glare with my hackles raised in warning.

"That's not the fucking problem Killer, the problem is finding a mate worthy of me, all the chicks around here are egoistic sluts and the guys are just whimpy push overs, none of them are fun to be with or have any dignity!" What did he think I was? A fucking playboy messing with all those losers?

Yes that's right, I'm bisexual but that's actually quite common among wolves so shove it.

Killer sighed as he shook his head in what I guessed was disappointment, damn stop it, he has no right to judge what I do, "have you tried looking for a potential mate not in the pack or outside of around town?" His muzzle shaped mask twitched, causing me to draw my attention to it.

I stiffened and cringed at that, immediately folding my ears back, wolves having a different species partner was actually quite the norm since we're all too stubborn to roll over and be some other pack mate's bitch.

But if I was gonna have a different species partner it had to be a well sought after sexy species for my reputation and my ego, like a fierce tiger, or spunky fox or...or a sexy snow leopard!

I suddenly paused when I realized what I just thought and broke down into lunatic laughter.

Just the thought of me of all people, finding a sexy ass snow leopard just parading around in broad daylight during this time of year cracked me up! Maybe it was because of the fact that I was over tired, since a certain someone woke me up early this morning, but for the life of me I just didn't care.

I mean, everyone knew how rare just seeing one was.

Actually catching one and getting them interested in you was unheard of since they're so indecisive, getting them to be your bitch was down right impossible, it's all unheard of because everyone knows it's not gonna happen, not in a millennia!

"What's so funny!?" Killer hissed, obviously pissed at my sudden discovery of humor, and not liking the glare I was getting, I finished up my little episode with a bit of willpower and sighed, shifting into my human form.

"I'd do that Killer, but if you haven't noticed there aren't exactly any interesting species around here or the outskirts of town, and I ain't going out of my way to go search for some horny slut.." I stretched my arms out feeling a bit rigid and tired, it's been a while since I've shifted like this.

He sighed in annoyed exasperation and shifted as well, "well look, around six there's gonna be a party so I want you looking your best and keeping an eye out for any 'worthy' partners while you're there, and while you do that I'll go out and look for any that might catch your attention" crossing his arms across his chest, I took that as a sign, knowing this was irrefutable.

I clicked my tongue in distaste, seeing the refusal all over my face, the blonde loudly sighed like an old man, "there's gonna be booze" he mumbled, ripping an unbiased finger through his long, ripped locks, obviously not caring how many split ends he received from the action that became habit.

"I'm in" Before I knew it I said that before I could even think, well, I do love my good liquor, with a wolfish smile, I leaned back into the comfortable spot I found, not realizing it at all when I suddenly fell into a decent sleepy spell.

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Law's POV

I smiled as I rolled back into my napping tree and continued to purr in content, the sun was beating down all over my fur, letting me enjoy the absorbed heat from it's radiation, even though my mind slowly continued to imagine the science in how it worked, it soon fell back into a comfortable haze.

Luffy-ya and the others left to get ready for some kind of celebration, leaving it completely silent and tranquil in this part of their vast territory, another score for this sleepy feline.

Don't get me wrong I absolutely love the Strawhats, though I'd rather perish terribly than tell them that to their faces, but sometimes, actually almost all the time they were just too...loud, and clingy, they were definitely clingy.

I flicked my tail to the side as I stretched and rolled onto my back, enjoying the feeling of sunlight beginning to burn down on my fur, this was the charmed life, when you had nothing to do but relax, soon my mind woke up enough to start thinking again.

'Hmmm, it's mating season again huh? That means Blackfoot-ya will be even more obnoxious than usual...Thank god Luffy-ya isn't affected by mating season though' I greatly shivered at the thought, now that was something you didn't want to think about...ever.

My ears flickered as I caught a distant shout calling my name and I stopped purring with a small frown on my feline features, 'aaaugghh, they're back so soon' I thought in disappointment.

I felt more than a bit miffed that my relaxation time was cut short so abruptly, but I knew I couldn't get mad at them even if I wanted to, they were letting me stay in their territory not expecting anything in return after all, so I had no right to complain, since by all technicalities I was practically a leech.

Though I do greatly appreciate Luffy-ya letting me hideout here and maybe I like his 'friendship' as well, sometimes I wondered if it would kill them to allow me to rest in peace.

Damn, thinking back to life before them, I scowled even deeper,  all those creeps are just a damn pain, they take one look at me and I'm suddenly all they want, flirting so shamefully and acting like whores.

I scowled at the thought, if I was to ever get a mate it would at least be someone who had dignity, and maybe hopefully someone who'd try to fight for me but let me have a choice instead of just plain out assaulting me.

That'd be fun, since apparently no one has the guts, confidence, or decency to do so around here, damn perverted creatures the lot of them.

I chuckled at the preposterous idea.

Nobody and I mean nobody ever tried to get me to be their submissive without acting so shamefully, it was always just 'wow, you're so handsome' or 'would you like to play with me tonight?' or 'mmm, I bet you taste good' like yikes, and whenever someone did want to top, let's just say there's a good reason snow leopards are such fast runners, they'd just want to use me as some little play toy, not a mate.

Yep, filthy, disgusting creeps the whole lot of em.

Blinking back to the calls of the Strawhats, when the yelling got louder I finally rolled out of my laying position and stretched the sleepiness from my bones before gracefully leaping off the branch, I kept on a bored expression as I headed towards the shouts and yells, glaring at the brightness and thickness of the forest around me.

I finally found myself leaving the covers of the tropical under bush and exposed myself into the flower field clearing, also known as the Strawhat's favorite gathering spot.

The sight before me made me smile as I saw the outcast group fool around and rough house, it made me feel good inside knowing that there was such a place for people like us, to be accepted as a friend to others without question or complaint, it was something considered too good to be true.

"Hey Traffy!" I looked up at the smiling gorilla who was busy giving the blond wolf a noogie, "wanna super play with us?" I turned to see the mechanic give his signature pose with a large grin that really must have hurt his lips.

Blinked away from his smile and up to his face, I smirked at the flamboyant looking bear as he jerked up his glasses revealing two bright red eyes.

"Nah I think I'll just go and read with Nico-ya today, maybe I'll rough house later if I feel like it" the tiny bulldog barked happily and continued to chase Chopper-ya into the forest, probably to get lost later on and spend the rest of the day finding us.

"Oh okay, she's in the old library with Nami" I thanked the herd leader as I calmly strolled into the ancient dusty building, loving the swirl of dust that whipped around me as the door opened, reacting to such a small disturbance.

"Hello Nico-ya, Nami-ya" the two girls turned and smiled at me in greeting as Nico-ya flipped another page in her lengthy history book.

"Hey Law, they tried to rough house with you again I presume?" I lazily nodded my head and shifted into my human form, lazily drawing both my arms out in order to stretch them, blinking back into reality just in time before I fell over.

Stumbling back into a normal position, I silently looked through the dusty books and journals until I stumbled upon one about formulas for complicated antivirses and herbal medication.

Ohhh! Interesting!

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I was almost halfway through the descriptive manual when Nami-ya spoke up, "By the way, Luffy wants you to come with us to the party tonight" I huffed in annoyance seeing a grin widen on her face, just when I was getting to how to disinfect a recently untoxified artery! How rude.

"Why? Do I have to go?" I growled and closed my book causing little bits of dust to whisp up and float around, making some land onto my hair, great, now I have an excuse to take another long shower.

Nico-ya giggled making me feel even more irritated as one dust particle landed on my nose and made me sneeze, "we understand that you don't want to be chased around by 'rabid' potential mates Law-kun, but that doesn't mean you should stop socializing all together, Luffy wants you to make new friends other than us you know" her words stung, for a matter of reasons.

I grimaced and sighed loudly at the teen's naive innocence, "I wouldn't mind having more acquaintances to annoy with my presence, but that's gonna be kinda hard since everyone within a small premises of me goes absolutely feral" it was the sad truth, even if I did have to hide a smirk under the sleeve of my shirt.

Nami-ya sighed in annoyance as well, probably already knowing what I was hiding.

"Well Luffy said he just wanted you to go, you don't actually have to be socializing with anyone, hell you don't even need to be 'there', Luffy just want's you to go out and enjoy yourself for once" the smirk was erased from my face, replaced with a simple scowl as I paused in thought.

Hmm, I was still a bit weary, "what's stopping me from getting pestered and fucked to death by desperate creeps?" No way I was getting into a mess like that, not on my watch.

Now Nico-ya was the one to speak, "easy, just don't shift into animal form so they won't know, and even if they do we'll be there to protect you and escape if it starts to get that bad" damn this woman had an answer for everything.

I sighed in defeat, "okay okay, I'll go, but I'm not socializing shit, and I'm not gonna be in any close premises to anyone other than you guys" no fucking chance anyone was going to catch me alone, that's how things happen.

They both seemed to have been pleased with my answer as they smiled and shifted into animal form, "okay, the party starts in an hour, come on! We gotta make you look good!" The two yanked onto my arms and proceeded to drag me out of the building.

"Hey, hey! Noooooooo!" All that was heard in the room was the echos of the two devil's evil laughter.