Episode one: jace normie

"Hello everyone." An auburn-haired person began. "My name is Alexander Dickerson, and you're watching furry hunters."

This episode we will be looking at jace Norman, nickelodeon star and suspect furry. I have brought two experts with me today, Sterling featherstone and ivy banks.

A woman with short brown curly hair walked on with a white shirt and jeans on, followed by another woman with straight, light brown hair dressed similarly. This is sterling and ivy respectively.

As of now, we have gathered five suspect furries that might be jace.

The three went up to a massive computer, and Alexander stood back as sterling took out a flash drive, plugged it into the computer and opened a file with photos of the suspects, all to be broadcasted live mere seconds later.

These are the five furries suspected to be none other than Jace himself.

All the photos appeared on the giant monitor, some of which had fursuiters circled in red. Alexander could only stand and watch, dumbfounded at how out of every suspect, it was narrowed down to those five. It seemed like our experts have done well after all.

The suspects consisted of a blue dog with flannel and scene hair, a rainbow lion, a cream-colored fox with red and blue appendages, a neon green kangaroo, and a black dog. "It took us almost months to compile these." Ivy explained.

Sterling took down the photos and took back the flashdrive as the show went to commercial. "Now, where should we begin?"

Everyone exchanged looks.

Ivy cleared her throat. "I think I know where we can start."

"Where?" Alexander and sterling both asked.

Ivy smirked. "Get in the car."

We have decided to try to get information At the source by contacting jace's friend, who only is referred to as "cooper"

"OI CUNT" Alexander screamed as he came bursting into the room.

Cooper screamed. "WHO TF ARE YOU?"

Sterling and ivy walked in. "We're the furry hunters."

Cooper froze. "Who are you here for?" He asked.

"We need your information on Jace Norman." Alexander replied, standing stern.

Cooper paused. "I think I can help expose him as a furry."

"What information do you have?" Ivy asked, taking out a notebook.

"Well, he talks about yiffing a lot, and I can't tell if it's ironic or not."

The three continued to question him until they got what they wanted, and then left.

We have set up a decoy account on the furry website, "furry amino" and followed every suspect. This is the only one that responded, who goes the username "herowolf"

WARNING: the following content contains sensitive content, viewer discretion is advised.

Decoy: *pops up and wags tail* hello!!!! >w<

Herowolf: *wags tail* hello!! OwO

Decoy: I LOVE your fursona! It is SOOOOOOO kawaii!! X3

Herowolf: thank u!!! Yours is super kawaii too!

Decoy: I especially loved your drawings of Henry danger characters as furries! XD

Herowolf: they're so desu!! o3o

Decoy: uwu

The two accounts continued to communicate for a bit until they eventually decided to meet up at a furry convention, in fursuits. We've hired an actor to play our decoy.

Alexander, ivy, sterling, and the tech crew all hid in the fursuit lounge, where people who have been wearing their fursuits go to take off the mask.

It felt like hours back there, until a blue wolf and the actor both entered the lounge. They both took of their masks and soon enough, there he was. The blue wolf was none other than Jace Norman.

Everyone jumped out, and jace looked shocked.

"I'm Alexander Dickerson, and you're on furry hunters."

There was a deafening silence. Jace sprang onto sterling and only missed by a centimeter.

"WTF FURRY HUNTERS NOW NICKELODEON IS GOING TO FIRE ME BECAUSE I YIFF"

"Calm tf down it's a prank bro" sterling said.

Jace had to be restrained by multiple security guards, but it was to no avail.

Jace sprang free from the guards. "FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" he screeched as he attacked the camera person.

"lol boneless camera man" said ivy as everyone escaped, leaving jace behind. And as everyone escaped, they could hear jace screaming muffled curses.

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