Book: The Gang Leader's Angel

Story: Either he has weird stalker tendencies or he wanted me to get home safe

Comment: Or he wanted to see where you live so when you're sleeping gracefully he can peek thru your windows and masterbate nicely.

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Story: Justin. I've heard that name before...

Comment: boi don't pretend like you don't listen to Justin Bieber in that fancy ass car of yours.

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Story: I'm pretty sure he doesn't have the guts to do anything to me; he doesn't want Justin to put his face in the toilet again.

Comment: I mean he just got shot. So his face in the toilet is probably the last thing he's afraid of.

Speaking of... SITTIN ON DA TOILET!

Now flush 😏

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Story: "Do you want some? Huh? It's really good! Like really really good!" (This girl was obsessed with Nutella. She got like four Walmart bags full of nutella)

Comment: When you see someone high on Nutella.

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Story: "Listen to me, you touch her and I swear I'll kill you." (there's two guys in this scene btw)

Comment: Because there was so much kissing I thought it said, "and I swear I'll kiss you." and was like Okayyyy

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