Book: The Billionaire's Secret (BWWM)

Story: "I'm mature now."

So the guy was trying to get with his friend (ig) and his name was Jake.

Comment: Jake if you work at StateFarm I don't really like this relationship. If you're going to be out at 3AM working who's going to snuggle with me? 😧

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Story: "Oh my god!!" moaned this chick on top of my desk.

Comment: "This chick??" Boy that chick probably sucked the soul outta yo dick. Put some respeck on her name.

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So apparently the guy doesn't date dark girls...

Dafuq? 😕💁

Story: "Nah a tad too dark for my taste."

Comment: Who said she even wanted your pale raw looking white ass to taste her thou?

Comment: (By me) B-But 😧
The darker they are the more chocolate they have...
🍫 + 👩 = 👅 🐈 -> 👍 😄
(This is REAL math ^^^)

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