Story: "Michael" I laugh. "I need to ask my mum."

He was asking the girl to go to Vegas with him and the rest of the 5sos members.

Comment (by me): My mom would say no in an instant.

"I dont care if he's part of 1 minute of winter! NO MEANS NO! YOU"RE NOT GOING TO VEGAS! YOU'RE GONNA STAY YOUR ASS HERE!"

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Story: "Slow down , Cal." I told him, my eyes darting back and forth just in case Joy decided to jump out from one of the bushes and beat Calum out of disappointment with a bush twig.

Comment: my mom caught me smoking a blunt and literally hit me over the head with a Walmart bag.

Yes... the bag WAS filled with items. Don't do drugs kids.

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Story: His jaw is locked, and the hand that isn't trapped by Chloe is clenched into a tight fist. The blue in his eyes is visibly darker than usual, and I can't help but gulp at the sight.

Comment: I read the first four words and idk what happened but my underwear is gone.

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Story: At this, he manages to regain himself. "What?" he says, still looking at me and Calum.

Comment: I just laughed so hard I felt the blood shot out of my vagina.

I dont even remember what the story was about, all i know is that this comment is so relatable.

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Story: I can't remember all I know is that the girl lost her job and her and her guy friend went to a coffee shop and he paid for the coffee leading to her asking how can she pay him back.

Comment: When a girls says, "How am I going to pay you back?" to a guy...

Inside the girl's head: Maybe I can buy him lunch sometime. 

Inside the guy's head: O-O PUSSY!

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Story: ~ Your Stalker

Comment: Come on guys dont be so harsh on the guy. the first step to knowing when u have a problem is admitting your problem, now what was the second step again...

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Story: Arabella stood smiling with a brunette girl. I guess her best friend. It seemed older. Arabella was younger and her hair was a dark brown. I guess she dyes her hair.

Comment:  I LIKE HOW YOU SAY "I guess she dyes her hair" LIKE TF??? YOU THINK MY HAIR LOOK LIKE KOOLAID NATURALLY????

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Story: I was your typical 15 year old boy so I pretended to not notice her. I acted like I wasn't interested, and pretty much ignored her. 

Comment: im literally a year older and all I do is go to school and stress over school and go back home and stress over school there and eat pizza while stressing over school.

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Sorry this was lame..(╥﹏╥)