Book: Mafias babygirl BWWM

Story: So basically our main character (who lives in New York) was walking through a dark alley (smart idea. ikr) to get home after she went to the store an bought some sour patch kids. When she got KIDNAPPED.

I reached the end of the alley, however before I could even turn, a black cloth was against my mouth and everything was black.

Comment: Damn... at least she won't starve cuz she got them sour patch kids

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Story: And what do all evil Wattpad kidnapping dudes want? The nasties. 

"Nothing, just your special pearl." He evilly chuckled, before letting go of my hair.

Comment: You talking about Pearl from Spongebob?

Comment: "I don't know how you knew I kept a pearl but here ya go" 
*pulls pearl out of bra*
"Don't lose it."

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Story: This guy just fucking pissed me off! We're not doing fine you can exactly tell! "Are you brain dead or some shit! You kidnapped us you sick bastard!"  I yelled. She yelled this to the main sexy guy in charge btw. *cough* playedbyStephenJames *cough*

Comment: "IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL." Rest in peace boo.

Story: He looked up and his green eyes met mine... 
"What did you say, bella?" He asked in a deep sexy tone. *cough* Andhe'sItalian *cough*

Comment: Bitch this ain't twilight. 

Comment: I don't speak garlic bread, wigga.

Story: "I said you're some sick bastard who asked us a stupid obvious question! No! We're not okay! You fucking kidnapped us, you cunt!" I yelled, spitting on his face.

Comment: Girllll 

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Story: I then felt fresh air hit my body and I looked around and I was not in New York. "Where am I ?" I screamed.
"Italy" The guy responded. I'm in Italy! Fucking Italy! My life is officially over!

Comment: Just smack your timb boots together 3 times and you'll be back in NY.

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Story: "...If you disrespect me in any way, I'll send you out with the other girls who are probably being f*cked senseless by h8rny men right now, and I know you don't want that. So if you don't want to be on my bad side, listen to these rules." He says. sitting across from us. I had to add my own censorship there for myself. *cringes*

Comment: Aye sign me up for the Dolans we can fuck all night.

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Story: "That's for me to know and for you to guess," He evilly smirks, "Anymore questions?"

Comment: CAN WE FUCKING EAT? THESE BITCHES ALL THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS. WHERE THE FUCK WE SLEEP? WHERE THE FUCK WE EAT? WHERE THE FUCK WE PEE? LIKE BITCH WHET?

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Story: We nod and walk inside to see different rooms. "Wow! These rooms look so cool." One of the melanin girls dramatically swoons.

Comment: wOw ThEsE rOoMs LoOk sO CoOl

A/N: Why is this picture so large? *cringes*

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Story: Basically all the girls that were kidnapped were digging it, except our main character. 
"I know," Stacy agrees, "Especially by a dude who looks so fucking hot!"

Comment: Ummmm bitch u got dick me down syndrome we need a doctor.

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Story: "So all of you are here today to play one of my favorite games, Sex and Seek. It's basically like hide and seek, but with a little twist."

AAAAAANNNNDDD it's basically how it sounds. :/   I refuse to explain anymore. *cringes*

Comment: catch me hanging from the chandelier like S.I.A in this bitch. can't catch my ass if I'm swingin from 10 ft up.

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Story: "Are you behind this box?" He teasingly asked, pretending to look into the box, "Are you hiding, behind the vacuum?"

Comment: Are you high on toothpaste and pigeon poop.... How you gon expect her to answer?

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Story: ...the other girls seemed excited, while I was here; fearing for my life.

Comment: OMFG LMFAO I THOUGHT THAT SAID "farting for my life" (insert crying emojis bc I'm too lazy to do it myself)

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Story: "So you just used me!" She yells, getting up from the bed.

Comment: Like a toilet paper used for snotty nosed 3rd graders.

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