Book: Forced By The Mafia Boss (BWWM) 

Story: "Who sent you?" 

Comment: I would've been like, yo babymommy sent me to pick up them overdue child support money.

Comment: Deez nutz 

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Story: "Take your clothes off." He demanded.

Comment: (by me)
But why?

We can talk with our clothes on. 

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Story: "The cops think I'm that stupid." He mumbled to himself.

Comment: (By me)

<<<---- 
*whispers to self* this man is beyond crazy

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Story: "I don't believe you. Get on the bed."

Comment: This is the type of situation where you play hide and seek then run away like you da flash.

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Story: 

Comment:

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Story: "Where the hell do you think you're going? Get your fat ass back in the bed."

Comment: What black moms say catching you tryin to get sum food in da middle of the night...

(That's true.)

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Story: "So you were telling the truth. Oh well." He shrugged.

Comment: (by me) 

"OH WELL"?!?!?!

*stops reading*

*sets down phone*

*sighs*

*rethinks life*

(Do you ever have to do that sometimes when reading?) 

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Story: "I'll be seeing you."

Comment: (by me) Like hell you will

*catches next flight to Canada and becomes Amish."

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Story: Antonov is looking for you. He's been yelling and throwing things for an hour. His room is a wreck Anna pissed him off so he fired her and you're the only one that he'll let in his room."

Comment: I would go to his room and cut his pee pee off snip snip ho. 

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Story: The place was a mess, mirrors were smashed, furniture overturned, the tv had a Scotch bottle in it and pillows had cotton coming out.

Comment: He need Jesus.

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Story: "Get this shit cleaned up." He said before lighting a cigarette and walking away.

Comment: I would've been like you clean it!!! but he has a gun so that plan would go out da window.

Comment: She needs to learn jiujitsu or something so she can defend herself.

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Story: "Change of plans, I don't need you embarrassing me I have a new date. Leave the dress and get back to work."

Comment: Yo I would of snatched that dress so quick and ran like I was the great Usian Bolt.

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Story: "I...Honey I can explain." 

Comment: So your pussy lips were that loose, and the n*gga just slipped and fell into them?

*chugs vodka*

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Story: Tims eyes went wide. I grabbed his finger and pulled off a nail causing him to scream in pain. I could hear Vicki sobbing.

Comment: How you feel when you bump yo toe.

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Story: "You could have chosen anyone but you chose a fucking cop that was trying to take me down."

Comment: Use a vibrator

(I love this person bc they have no chill.)

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Story: Every time I looked at her she would look at the floor or turn her head in another direction. Good, she should know not to look me in the eyes she's nothing but a fat ugly housekeeper that needs to learn her place. And I'm going to have fun teaching her.

Comment: That moment when you plan a fictional character's death.

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Story: When we got back he choked me. He's crazy! (Duh) They should have his picture beside the word crazy in the dictionary. 

Comment: Put yo thumbs in his eyes.

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Story: "Fucking useless! I'll handle it. Just do whatever they ask. You better turn into a good actress because if I lose,  you'll be working off the $500,000."

Comment: I don't think I could live like that I would just leap through the window like fucking batman.

Comment: Shheeeiiittt for 500,000 I would have been clappingnmy azz like my name was chocolate desire and this was king of diamonds.

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Story: "Hey!" Slap "Hey! Get the fuck up."

Comment: Yoooo! Why is he still breathing?!?! F^cking with me, a bitch would've been covered in gasoline and lit with a match. Then, I would've played Travis Scott's Antidote in memory of his death.

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Story: "If I get off of this couch I'm going to hurt you." I didn't want to find out what he would do so I went and made him breakfast, gave him an aspirin and got dressed.

Comment: That's what my mom says when I can't find something she told me to look for

Comment: She need Madea in her life

Comment: Better be like madea grits and that skillet

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Story: I volunteered at the hospital every Saturday, sometimes more. I loved kids and saw that not many people visited the sick children.

Comment: Sorry I called u a bitch Harmony. u was acting dumb and i lost it. sorry

The fact that this person apologized to a fictional character...
But It's okay bc I threaten to fight characters all the time.

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This is about to go from 0 to 100 real quick

Story: "Yeah.. Fuck you!" I chuckled and snapped my fingers the guards put him on the table. I put on my goggles and got the electric saw cutting off his arms then his legs.

I told you...

Comment: Achievement unlocked: SAVAGE

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Story: Oh not again! I grabbed the trash can and threw up for the fourth time. Whoever gave me this bug is going to hear a few choice words from me.

Comment: He done preggo your eggo

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Story: "Harmony stop looking at me like a fucking creep."

Comment: *squats and puts on my tf face and tilts my head and points my hands out*
LOOK WHO TF IS TALKING

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Story: I ran into Fred on the way to the kitchen. "Slow down" He chuckled.
"Food" Was all I said.

Comment: They call me 10 meter dash Teeana I make it to the refrigerator 0 to a 100 real quick.

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Story: "So now you're taking her side?" We'll see what our parents have to say about this on Saturday. Dimitri is my fiance and I'll stop at nothing to make sure I get what I want."

Comment: We need another prayer. Lawd, plzz help me from killin a bitch n sendin my ass to jail. Fxxk, at least let her get assassinated or hit by a truck. In ur mighty glorious name, amen.

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Story: Order! Order in the court room! Mr. Francis control your client."

Comment: I will have the 2 piece chicken combo

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Story: "Come on, stop looking like a idiot." I followed him to the door.

Comment: I want to fucking kill him. NOBODY pisses me off like he does. He is making me think evil thoughts, I can feel the evil in my toes.        

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So the main girl in this story was pregnant at the time...and she got shot

Story: I must be hallucinating from blood loss there's no way that Dimitri Antonov admitted to needing me. The last thing I saw was his scared face. Sorry Dimitri I'm not strong enough. i said to myself before closing my eyes.

Comment: Stop being a weak bitch wake yo punk ass up

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Story: "Ok. I'll be right back and you better be ready to tell me the truth or I'm cutting that baby out of you." He left slamming the door.

Comment: He make my nipple hurt

Comment: I really don't think you have the qualifications to be cutting fetuses out pf people...

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PLZ tell me why this bitch thought that locking a door was going to keep this crazy man from getting inside of the bathroom?

Story: Ten minutes later I heard a loud buzzing noise. What the hell is that? I got off the floor and looked at the door. That crazy... He was cutting through the door with a chain saw. I started to scream when he got into the bathroom. He dragged me by the hair to the bedroom . He picked up the biggest blade I've ever saw. My eyes widened in fear.

Comment: He on that chainsaw massacre shit and i ain't wit it home boy.

Story: "Now if you tell the truth I'll make it fast."

Comment: ... I would pray at this moment... but I'm lost for words.

RUN N*GGA RUN!!!!!!

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Bruh This was long AF