Book: Alpha King's Pregnant Mate (bwwm)

Story: (The girl's POV)

I woke up to see he is still sleeping soundly next to me. He nuzzles his head into my neck making me giggle and pulls me closer. I run a hand through his hair and massage his scalp. 

Comment: N u realize u have fleas on ur hand... 😂😂😂😂😂

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Story: "Colt calm your tits, he just helped me carry everything upstairs, ok?"

Comment: HA
"Hakuna his Tatas" in the words of Deadpool.

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Story: He is still growling and the boy, who name is Charlie, is still shaking.

Comment: Really another C what are u Kris Jenner naming everybody with K.

The reason for this comment is because LITERALLY ALMOST EVERY character has a C name.
Christoph, Colton, Charlie, Caitlin... 
And something weird is that the author's name started with a T

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Story: "Sweet dreams." Colt says.

Comment: Welcome to Wattpad. Where books give you unrealistic expectations of boys.

True dat...

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Story:  I honestly don't remember this in the story but...
Y/N: I hope you get an eyelash stuck in your eye.

Comment: I hope you drive to in and out burger and ask for a cheeseburger with no onions and then you finally get it and you take a bite and you get a mouthful of onions.

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Story: I look about nine months in human terms but am actually three months. Yea Alpha Queen's only have three months of being pregnant.

Comment: he got that super sperm.

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Story: "Go! Before I shift!" 

(A/N: Okay, lemme explain some things so you don't be confused... or more confused.

The guy was so mad his wolf was taking over and he was trying to tell the girl, his pregnant mate, TO GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE, but she wouldn't listen.)

Comment: I just imagined her wobbling across the room trynna hurry up. It's fucking funny. 😭😭😭💀

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Story: So after he turns into a wolf and she runs/waddles out of the place, he chases her into the forest, tackles her and growls at her. Then his wolf recognizes her as his mate and blah blah blah...

Once he recognizes who I am, he whimpers as an apology. I whisper sweet nothings in his ear and leans down and licks my neck.

Comment: As soon as he whimpered I would've kicked the wolf balls and waddled faster than a penguin on drugs. 😂😂

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Story: (The guy's POV)  I turned around as soon as I heard water hit the floor. She looked at me and her face held fear and shock. I picked her up quickly and rushed to the pack infirmary.

Comment: I would've said sum like "Ma pussy turned into a waterfall!!" 

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Story: "What's this line connect to his belly button?"

Comment: It's a cable line. You know for the baby channel. 

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Story: I squeeze my little family tighter against me and smile...

Comment: Speaking of family wasn't hers suppose to visit the first time she got out of the hospital??? lol... her parents were probably glad she left cause now they can walk around to house butt naked!! lmao

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