Book: His young mate
(It's a werewolf book. But like... I had to give up on it because she was like 12 trying to have sex with the dude)

I was like, "WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS LITTLE GIRL!?"

But anyways....

Story: (the girl was like 4 at the time while the dude was 21!!!)

"Will you be my boyfriend Zachy?" he freezes. I poke his nose. He sets me on his desk.

Comment: (by me)
If he says yes, she'll probably tell her friends.

Her: I got a boyfriend now
Friends: Whaaaa? Who?
Her: the alpha. He's 21 and he gets me all the juice boxes and cookies I want.
Friends: you lucky bitch

How do you like this book so far?

Is it funny?

Is it boring?

~Wumbo