OK guys. I swear this is true. I don't know if this is the funniest thing or the saddest thing I've ever read. My little cousin is going to the zoo. He brings me his permission slip and I look at it. I swear to god it said this.

'In the event of an Isis attack, run or hide.'

Can you imagine that?! Like someone goes...

Random guy: Holy sh*t its Isis! -singing- Kumbaya my lord Kumbaya! Kumbaya my lord Kumbaya! Let's fight them with Christian love!

Like seriously u can't go to the f*cking  zoo anymore without being terrified. The note continued.

'If you do spot a terrorist, tell the teacher.'

I kid u not it said this.

'Do Not attempt to negotiate.'

CAN U IMAGINE THAT?! LIKE THIS....

Isis guy: Kneel before our Isis flag!
Random school kid:-gasps- Brian!! Negotiate!!!
Kid named Brian: what's all this fuss?
Isis guy: What is ur name?
Brian: What's my name? Its Brian mate its written on my hands. Well? What do u want?
Isis guy: what do I want? I want to burn down this zoo overthrow ur government and fly my flag above the houses or Parliament!
Brian: Oh......Do u want a Mars Bar?
Isis guy:-turns to other Isis guy- he's got a Mars Bar what do u think? -speaking Isis language-.....Do u have a Kit Kat?

Brian:-turns around whispering-Nathan do we have any kit kats?
Nathan:noo! I ate them!!
Brian: Shut up! We didn't know we was gonna be infiltrated! Wayne what do we have left?
Wayne: all we got left is a Twix
Brian: F*cking snap it in half Wayne. These goatf*ckers don't know what a kit kat is. -Brian turns around- OK now before I give u this kit kat, I want u to do something. We're gonna settle this the right way. The genius way. The children's way.....I need u to put on a Bacon suit and jump in that tiger pen.

WHY THE F*CK IS THIS HAPPENING TO OUR WORLD?! THE LEFT ARE TOO LEFT AND THE RIGHT ARE TOO RIGHT!

On the left we got...

Imitating Brexit: Brexit means Brexit I want my country back!

And over here its just as bad -looks to right-

Trump: What r we gonna call female fishermen?!

Me:-looks to left- Its not ur country -looks to right-(this is a bit offensive) vag-anglers!

Like seriously.