Mettaton: //runs to Alphys// Alphys look is said to confirm I'm not a robot!

Alphys: well I mean you could just l-lie. //Scratches back of neck//

Mettaton: LIE I What IF MY FANS FIND ME! THEY KNOW IM A OILY ROBOT!

Alphys: ... well no that I think about it technically your a ghost in a robots body.

Mettaton: Well Alphys would you smooch a ghost!?!?

Napstablook: //appears from no where//Heck Yes!