US!Sans: //texting// Agh! Papy, I hate puns!!

US!Papyrus: But that last one was real punny

US!Sans: PAPYRUS I WILL 'FAP' YOU.

US!Papyrus: .. //shit eating grin// Go for it

US!Sans: ..... //slowly puts down phone and walks away, totally horrified//

US!Papyrus: I'll be waiting in my room!

US!Sans: //sets house on fire//

Neko-Vincent_2
Credit to him!

(Best part is: Papyrus is actually in his room..)