Sans: Paps, look, a bat!

Papyrus: Sans, I told you last time that it's not funny. We're not even in a baseball field!

Sans: No, seriously!! //shows him an actual bat// See?? It's a sign!

Papyrus: Oh, cool! And wait, what?

Sans: I feel it now.. A beckoning.. Something deep inside is calling for me..

Papyrus: What are you talking about?

Sans: //slowly pulls on hood// My true identity of.. //covers half of face and says in deep voice// BatSan! -s!

Papyrus: //slaps him//