I have reached the point in my humor where everything is just random crap that isn't as funny as it used to be. I am so sorry. 

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Papyrus: //screams//

Sans: //startled// Pap, what's wrong?!

Papyrus: SANS! 

Sans: Yeah, I'm right here! What's wrong, bro?!

Papyrus: I ACCIDENTALLY PUT YOUR KETCHUP IN MY SPAGHETTI INSTEAD OF SPAGHETTI SAUCE!

Sans: //screams// WHY?!

Papyrus: I DIDN'T MEAN TO!

Sans: NOOOO PAPYRUS DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!?

Papyrus: NOOOO WHAT?!

Sans: IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN! WE'RE BEING SHIPPED!

Papyrus: NO! IT CAN'T BE!

Sans: OH MY STARS IT'S SO BAD! PAP, I LOVE YOU AS A BROTHER!

Papyrus: SANS, I NEVER WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF IN YOUR JACKET!

Sans: BLEEHEHEHEH

Papyrus: BLEEHEHEHHE

Comic Papyrus: Nyeh heh. //looks at fandom// So.. you ship us.. but when we're together.. we.. OH MY GOD WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

//insane laughter turns into crying// I'm only laughing because I know it's not funny.