1) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"

2) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.

3) Go to mcdonalds and ask for directions to burgerking.

4) Go to a libary and ask for a book on how to read.

5) Come late to class and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.

6) Go jump on a random guys back and yell "THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN"

7) Run through a police station and yell " I finally escaped from prison!" .

8) Throw a small plastic ball at some body and then yell "get in your ball you stupid pokemon."

9) Dress up as ronald mcdonald and go aplpy for a job at burger king.

10) Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.

11) Fill your mouth with whipped cream, then run down the street screaming "I HAVE RABIES".

12) Take a stuffed animal to the vet.

13)  Go to an Italian restaurant dressed up as Mario. 

14) Ring a random doorbell and when they answer just stare at them.

15) Make a cardboard car and wait in a carwash line, acting if everythings normal.

16) Find a random person on a bench, sit on their lap and say, "My mummy says I'm special."

17) Drive a tricycle past a cop while drinking a juice pouch screaming "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME".

18) Pick up a bag of sliced turkey in a store and scream WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!!!!!

19) Go to mcdonalds dressed like a gangster and say you feel like a princess.

20) Convince a small child that his/her shadow is pure evil, and will eat them if they don't run.

21) Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.

22) Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and say "Follow the yellow brick road!".

23) Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond".

24) Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.

25) Mail a doughnut to the police officers.

26) Walk into a gun show and yell hes got a gun.

27) Make a scarecrow then put it in your front yard and scream at it to get off of your property.

28) Go to weigth wachers with a bag of cookies.

29) Draw a face on an egg, put him on a wall, push him off and scream, "Humpty, NO!!!"

30) Name your hair George, then go to the salon and be upstet that they killed him.

31) Sit on a curb with a stuffed animal and scream at it about how it ruined your life.

32) Blow up a balloon, then ask someone to pop it, when they do, start screaming.

33) Call a chicken place and ask how big there breasts are.

34) Buy a pet fish...return the bag/tank it came in without the fish and say it tasted good...

35) Put a picture of a dog up on a dating site.