mom: jasmine get off them stairs text u or others will get hurt

me:ok mom * moves off of steps then get back on stairs not knowing*

my gf text :😻

me* looks at it and smirks then falls * ow

sister:*laughing*

me:nice

gf: the fuck?! jaz

me: help ive fallen and i cant get up

mom:🤬👿😾

me:*text gf ' im good just fell'

XD