Me : you are japanese !

John : so ? * grabs ice cream *

Me : can you teach me ? I want to speak like one of those kawaii anime girls ! 

John : Baka Janai No 

Me : nani ?

John : Nihongo ga wakaru ?

me : wut ?

John : Anata wa osoraku jisatsu suru hitsuyou ga arimasu 

me : I don't understand a single thing

John : don't worry about it too much , I said that I like watermelon .*takes a big scoop of ice cream *

Me : eh ?

John : Baka ....*walks away *

me : hey I understood that !

Lucy : japan is such a cute place , the people are so warm and kind too . I wonder why he behaves so rude all time .

Zack : If you are locked up in a room full of cute things for 5 years and forced to look at them all the time , you will probably lose your mind .

me : nya ! Even though I want to live there .

Loke : students get only 1 month of summer vacation there .

me : WHAT ? 1 MONTH ! that's the worst scenario I can imagine .

loke : they also have to do homework .

me : What if they don't do it ?

wendy : they have to clean the whole school alone or even worse .

me : thank goodness we have Janitors here .

wendy : I heard that students have to clean their own school .

Me : *gulps*

Ben : they can't get out of their house after 9 :00pm if they are below 18 . So no late night movies !

me : I am good here . Japan is a scary place afterall .