Girlfriend: Hey babe, wanna play the "Pick the Lie Game"?

Boyfriend: Sure..2 truths and 1 lie right? 

Girlfriend: Yepp..here we go..

1. I love bacon

2. I'm pregnant, and youre the dad

3. youre telling my parents about this

Boyfriend: I'm guessing 2 is the lie(;

Girlfriend: Nope, the lie is 1..have fun telling my parents babe. xoxo

Boyfriend: HOW CAN YOU HATE BACON?!..