Ex BF:did you get the roses I sent you?

Ex GF: yup! And I have a poem for you

Ex BF:what is it?

Ex GF: roses are red

Violets are blue

These roses are dead to me

And so are you.

Just incase you don't get a clue,

Text me again,

And I'll kill you.

Ex BF: my dads a cop!

Ex GF:and my dads a truck driver....keep talking