sister: Hey, I'm pooping corn, Don't think I can eat all of it, Want some ?

other sister: Umm....No thanks sister.....But honestly, If I were you, I wouldn't eat food that comes out of that end. Or any end for that matter 

sister: What ?

sister: Oh my goodness! I meant popping! Not pooping! I'm making pop corn!

other sister: Haha. in that case, I would like some (;