Bf: awww I miss you too.

Gf: don't think I'm weird but I am sleeping with that shit you left in the bathroom :)

Bf: WHAT?!??!

Gf: yea it smells like you and it makes me feel better when you're not here!

Bf: if you're trying to be cute or funny it's not working.

Gf: Ohhhhhhhhh Myyyyyyyyyy Godddddddd

Gf: ********shirts.

Gf: I am going to kill myself now