Mum: don't forget to unload the dishwasher.

Mum: did you finish your homework?

Mum: we have to go to your grandmother's house for thanksgiving.

Mum: dad and I talked, we are going to buy you a car next month.

Son: u are?? Omg thank you.

Mum: no, we are not, I just wanted to make sure you were getting my texts.

Son: that was cruel.

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