Not Mine

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Dad: You there Shawn?

Shawn: Yeah what up daddy-o?

Dad: I am eating your mother out tonight at 7 so you have to find your own dinner.

Shawn: I'm not sure how to respond to that. Uh, have fun?

Dad: I'm not eating her out, I'm eating her out.

Shawn: Oh, that clears it up.

Dad: I mean taking. Well this has been an interesting chat.