Dedicated to @emilystyles19.

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ME: OMG dude, school was the bomb today!

FRIEND: OMG what happened?

ME: so my friend was hitting her calculator on the desk because it wasn't working.

FRIEND: so?

ME: yeah but then the teacher said to her 'Hollie, how would you like it if I banged you on the desk????

FRIEND: LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL