Dedicated to @Little Reader.

__________________________________________________________________

Friend: *pouring out her soul to me* They aren't people I can rely on. I have to be smiley, jokey or they get bored of me. Sometimes I can't concentrate because I have to think of funny things to say to them.

Friend: I know, I'm pathetic.

Me: You really are.

Friend: Thanks a lot, don't ever talk to me again. At least I know who my friends are and who aren't.

Me: ARRRGGH! NO! I MEANT AREN'T!! SORRY!!! YOU ARE NOT PATHETIC!!