Dedicated to @TheNerdBunny.

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Crush: Hey

Me: Hi

Crush: Wanna go out? :)

Me: Stupid!

Crush: ..

Me: I'm so sorry! *failed to send*

Me: Yes, I'll go out with you! *failed to send*

Me: Stop it you piece of sh*t!

Crush: ...

Me: (I'm so sorry!) You're so stupid to think I'll go out with you.

Crush: Um ok, bye

Me: Noo I got autocorrected! *failed to send*

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