Sent by LittleMsZodiac.

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Friend: he walked up behind me and scared me. Out of instinct, I kissed him between his legs.

Me: wtf? Well I'm sure he liked that.

Friend: GROSS NO!

I MEANT KISSED!

Me: Yeah you said that already. I get it, you don't need to tell me what you do in your spare time.

Friend: UGH KATE WHY AM I FRIENDS WITH YOU I MEANT KICKED!

Me: Haha but seriously I'm sure he liked it.

Friend: ... Just wow...